DJ Kate bugs daffy Lola and Rory followed mother to her own lab

Mother: So little to do so much time.

Kate: You're going to put him back right? I can't go back to LA with duck soup

Lola: who knows it could be an impoverishment

Daffy: very funny

Mother: We do have the facilities to reconstitute the body. The mind though will remain a gooey mess

Rory: don't worry daffy's mind was always that way

Daffy: great nows there's two of them

DJ: So about my father?

Mother: All in due time

Bugs: So this is Area 51 right?

Mother: No.

Bugs: The secret military base

Mother: no!

Bugs: where they keep the aliens?

Mother: no

Rory: are you preparing for a zombie apocalypse?

Mother: No

Lola: what about an alien invasion?

Mother: no Area 51 is actually a paranoid fantasy we concocted to hide the true identity of this facility.

DJ: Which is?

Mother: Area 52 but don't quote me on that

Bugs: Oh right. Area 52

Bugs held a sign that said 'screw ball' and Rory laughed

DJ: So uh Mother-

Mother: Call me 'Mom'

DJ: Mom what is it that you do here exactly anyway?

Mother: Creation, transubstantiation, destruction. It's stressful. All kinds of things

Rory: can I see whatever you built? Imagine all the buttons I'll press!

Mother: that depends are you clumsy?

Rory: Haha! Me? Clumsy? Yes

Mother: so anyway this is the 'I can't tell you what room' Robert can you take care of that please?

Mother gave the suction bulb daffy was in to a robot

Robert: Yes madam

Bugs: Doc when you bring Daffy back could you make him 20% funnier?

Daffy: I heard that

Rory: also 10% more entertaining

Daffy: I heard that to

Lola: maybe 5% less sarcastic

Daffy: oh come on!

The robot walked away to fix daffy

Mother: now what were we discussing? This isn't about the giant ants is it?

Kate: Giant ants?

Mother: Because they're not really ants anymore

DJ: Tell me about the Blue Monkey

Rory: is it a real monkey that's blue or something else?

Mother: hold on how do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life?!

DJ: My dad told me

Mother found a tape on her desk and put it in a TV

Mother: All right now this tape will explain everything. It was prepared especially for your father

Peter Graves (on the TV: Greetings Damian Drake. If you are watching this you are aware that the world is in grave danger. The ACME corporation is in pursuit of the Blue Monkey diamond a supernatural gem with the ability to turn people into monkeys and back again. It is the ACME chairman's goal to turn the population into monkey slaves to create tree shoddy ACME goods and then change them back to people to buy the stuff.

Robert electrocuted Daffy turning him back to normal

Daffy: Unbelievable!

Peter Graves (on the TV: Unbelievable you may say. Your mission is to find it, destroy it and save humanity and remember no one wants to be turned into a monkey

The TV shut off

Lola: it's about time we know what's going on. we're more than half way into the first movie

Rory: talk about an exposition dump. Hey writer you should be taking notes!

Lets just get back to the story

DJ: So that's why those guys came after my dad because he was going to save the world. So that means if I go after the diamond then the bad guys come after me

Kate: Hang on. You're not seriously thinking about-

Rory: Taking over your dad's mission to save the world?!

Mother: guess that would be all right.

Kate: What?

Mother: Now listen if you're going to be a spy you'll need spy stuff

Bugs and Lola: oh no-

Rory: yes! Finally! First a spy car now spy gadgets! Next we just need spy outfits!

DJ: So where you keep all the high tech spy gadgets?

Mother press a button and a door opened to a room full of spy gadgets

DJ and Rory: Wow!

DJ: oh yeah That's cool so I get to use all this stuff?

Rory: I definitely am!

Mother: No your stuff is over here

Mother shut the door to the gadget room

Bugs and Lola: phew...

Rory: Aww...

DJ: But I really like the-

Mother gave DJ a phone

Mother: All right. Looks like an ordinary cell phone. Three-way calling, voice dialing, downloadable ringtones-

Kate: My phone does all that

Lola: mine to

Rory: same

Mother: Superconducting electromagnet

Mother pressed a button on the phone and it got stuck to a metal stool

Rory: my phone definitely doesn't do that

Mother shut the magnet off

Mother: GPS with mapping software, tip calculator, Gameboy

Daffy: Gameboy?!

Rory: I prefer the Nintendo Switch

Suddenly a laser from the phone sliced Daffy's head off

Mother: Polycarbonate rappelling line with jet propelled micro grappling hook. Nose hair trimmer. You always want to look your best

Lola picked up Daffy's head

Daffy: hey!

Lola: alas poor Daffy I knew you well!

Daffy: I'm not dead!

Rory put Daffy's head back on his body

Daffy: thank you

Mother held a pair of spy pants

Bugs: Swank pants

Lola: don't forget fashionable

Mother: and comfortable too. Plus liquid hydrogen rocket pockets

Daffy: And stitching with nuclear powered crotch pad-

The rockets pockets activated and daffy was blasted into the ceiling

Mother: He'll be down in a moment

Rory: I feel like we're forgetting something important...

DJ: oh right Mother just one last question. What's the deal with this card?

DJ held the card dusty tails gave him

Mother: well that is the window into what lies behind her smile

All: What?

Mother: I'm sorry our intelligence people feel a need to code everything in a riddle

Rory: that's ok I love riddles!

All of a sudden aliens escaped from there cages

Bugs: Looks like we got company