A lesson In History!
Daffy: yikes! Illegal aliens!
Lola: Mother you have a plan right?
Mother: yes. I knew this day would come!
Mother pressed a button that caused the lab to start shutting down
Speaker: emergency shut down activated Force barrier seal in 30 seconds
Rory: no big deal we can get out of here in ten
Then Marvin the martian ran up to DJ
Marvin: the playing card please!
Daffy grabbed the card
Daffy: I'll take that!
He ran towards the exit
Daffy: Out of my way. Hero coming through!
Then bugs used a robot as a microwave to cook popcorn
Bugs: Isn't it about time to enjoy a frosty cold soda at the concession stand?
Suddenly a brain alien gabbed onto DJ's head but Lola pulled it off
Lola: your about to get a brain freeze
Bugs: Ha! Good one!
Lola: thanks!
She trapped the brain in a freezer
Daffy: time to go folks bus is leaving!
Daffy pointed to the portal back to the desert that was about to close
Marvin: halt or be-
Rory hit Marvin with a cartoon hammer
Rory: I forgot how annoying he can be
Lola: Rory were going to miss our way out!
Rory: Oh right!
DJ Kate Bugs Daffy Lola and Rory made it out of the lab in time
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They all landed back in the desert
Lola: that was actually pretty fun! I haven't been that excited in a while!
Rory: don't forget there's still more fun waiting!
Kate: yep... Fun
Daffy: Looking for this?
Daffy gave the card back to DJ
Bugs: Now what did she mean by a window?
Lola: it could be literal or a metaphor
DJ: The window into what lies behind her smile
Rory: Hmm... who has a famous smile? Oh! The Mona Lisa!
Kate: that can't be what the answer is!
DJ noticed the queen on the card looked like the Mona Lisa
DJ: Uh no actually she's right
Kate: Oh
Rory: told you!
Bugs: nice thinking Rory!
Rory: to think I'm only getting a B in history
Kate: but the Mona Lisa is in the Louvre
DJ: which is in Paris
Daffy: so just how are we supposed get to Paris?
Rory: I know! Let's book a flight and sit in first class!
Lola: I flight from here to Paris is almost 11 hours
Rory: Oh...
Bugs: I was thinking something like this. Writer could we get a scene change line?
Sure!
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The six of them made it to the Louvre in Paris France and saw the Mona Lisa
Rory: the Mona Lisa is a lot smaller then I thought
Lola: A lot of people say that
DJ: it doesn't look like much of a window to me
Kate: Maybe the diamond is in the painting. All we have to do is steal the Mona Lisa.
Daffy: Way ahead of you!
Bugs Daffy and Rory were dressed as robbers. Daffy tried to grab the painting but DJ grabbed him
DJ: No you look you don't touch right?
Lola: we're trying to stop criminals not be them
Bugs: But I'm already in costume
Lola: That is a good look for you.
Bugs: Do you really think so?
Lola: I know so
Daffy: bleh! Get a room before this goes any further!
Rory: I think it's sweet!
Kate: Uh guys? Remember why we're here
Bugs Daffy Lola and Rory: oh right!
DJ: wait a minute...
DJ pulled off a piece of the card which was transparent
Daffy: Aha! It is a window!
Rory: what do you see? What do you see?
DJ: it's a map maybe that's where the diamond is
Kate: Hold it up I'll take a picture
Kate used her camera to take a picture of the map
Rory: well that was surprisingly easy
Daffy grabbed the card but then Elmer Fudd pointed his pistol at him
Elmer: I'll take that!
Lola: Elmer Fudd?
Bugs: What gives doc? We made 35 pictures together
Rory: me and mom are going to be in the next one!
Elmer Fudd: well as it turns out I'm secretly evil
Daffy: That's show biz for you
Lola: you hunt us down all the time but your not evil
Elmer Fudd: yes I am! Now make with the card so I can pwease my dark masters!
Bugs: Yes sir queen of diamonds is your card!
Lola shuffled the queen of diamonds card with a bunch of other cards. Then Rory put one in front of Elmer's eye
Bugs: And Is that your card?
Elmer: No
Lola put a another card in front of Elmer's other eye
Lola: This?
Elmer: No
The three of them kept covering Elmer in card
Rory: this?
Elmer: No
Bugs: this? Run
Elmer: no
Kate and DJ started walking away
Lola: this?
Elmer: No! I said it's the queen of diamonds I tell you!
Lola held the real card
Lola: you mean like this one?
Bugs Daffy Lola and Rory ran away from Elmer who chased them through every painting in the museum. Soon Elmer was made of Pointillism
Bugs: Pointillism A technique of using individual dots of pigment which taken together make an image
Elmer: oh crud
Lola turned on a tiny fan and Elmer was literally blown away
Bugs: I think when you read books you should learn something
Daffy was contenting the dots on his body to fill it in
Rory: I learned to live life to the fullest!
Lola: you already knew that
Rory: yeah but it's still a good quote!
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A few minutes later bugs daffy Lola and Rory were waiting for DJ and Kate at a caffe
Rory: I feel like we're missing out on a cool action scene
Suddenly DJ and Kate landed next to Lola
Lola: There you are
Bugs: What kept you?
DJ: are you okay kate?
Kate: That was great!
Kate hugged DJ. bugs pretended to be cupid, daffy had a box of chocolate, Lola played the violin and Rory had a bouquet of roses then put everything away before DJ and Kate noticed
DJ: I'd say it's a perfect day. Except for the fact that we lost the map.
Bugs: We?
DJ: All right I'm the jerk who lost the map
Rory: you're not the jerk! You obviously saved Kate. I stalled Elmer
Lola: I blew him away. Literarily
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