Hello!

So you all know the Disney film called Hercules?

Yes there is a TV show and I'm obsessed with my baby Hades.

HEAR ME OUT I THINK HADES WOULD DO BETTER WITH A MAN.

So that's when I brought life to the two gods that literally no one cares about.

Enos: (FYI not all this info is accurate because I make changes)

I KNOW SHES HOT

And Thanatos:

I gave them a brother so this guy is mine completely:

ANYWAYS

I made a whole fucking au yall. And I made a new ship.

Hadatos. Thanatos (Top) x Hades (Bottom)

Literally pure love. I'm the CEO. YALL BETTER CALL DIBS ON WHOSE VICE CEO QUICKLY-

Anyways

Hades in the show is like a evil jackass. He's Zeus little brother. And all that shit. Well ever since that music video xame out I made an au.

Years before Hercules was born, Rhea (yes her favorite son is Hades since he's the baby) was angry with how Zeus treated Hades. So she appointed three of the main rebel gods. Enos, Thanatos, and Raphael.

She appointed Thanatos as Hades new lieutenant and his future husband, which was fine by him because he had a thing for guys like Hades.

She made Enos the second in command. Or something like that. Raphael just got to be there. Enos and Thanatos influenced enough already so that's how other gods of shifty things got to live there.

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Thanatos marriage to Hades is secret because he and Zeus hate each other like crazy. Thanatos (MY AU, DICKS) had influenced a plague murdering half of humanity and demigods with Enos as backup.

Enos is like the lebsian BFF and the one who defends Hades. She doesn't let anything slide and she's very manipulating. She and Thanatos have a closer sibling bond than any other gods because they share the bloodlust and violent actions together. Nothing can break those two into a fight.

Raphael is just the baby brother who gets to be there I guess.

Anyways heres some memes

YES I YASSIFIED HIM. HADES IS NOT UGLY-

Enos created snapchat and that shit and she sends Zeus this shit and sometimes shares it on her page.

Yes Hades is having a good time on his birthday 🎂

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HADES IS SCREAMING BECAUSE HIS PANTS ARE SLIPPING DOWN HIS ASS FYIIIII!!!!

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Yesss Rhea is so pretty

Yes Zeus is gonna get an ass whooping on his birthday and Hades is gonna enjoy it

(Yez Hades has a habit of calling Zeus bubby. )

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They went to the store. I GOT LAZY SO I ONLY DID A GOOD JOB ON ENOS BECAUSE SHES HOT

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Enos lighting it yall

He got too sick of the bullshit so he did this

Yes Zeus found out and had a panic attack

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Yes my baby is drunk

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FRENCH FRYYYY-