Does it matter when?
                             Its always a good time

Narrarator's POV

Spitfire was humming when she bumped into someone. "Watch it!" she snapped but then softenned when she saw Blitz. She smirked. "Hey there baboon" she greeted

"Aaaand good morning to you too" he chuckler and casualy swung an arm around her shoulder. She rolled her eyes and slapped it off. "Knock it off, stop being so flirty" She snickered.

Blitz rolled his eyes. "Whatever, but I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want" He pressed and swung an arm around her again, then smirked. "Besides, I know how much you enjoy it"

"Used to" Spitfire laughed but then placed an arm around his shoulder too, like old times.

Then a thought came to Spitfire. "Think they'll remember?"

Blitz smirked again. "Oh they'll remember alright! What are they? Oblivious idiots?"

"Yea you're probably right" Spitfire said skepticaly.

She looked at her phone, she had left her friend seventeen missed calls and messeges. It wasn't like Dash not to answer.

"Hmmm....oh wait! Hang on the the christmas ball is coming up soon, has Soarin brought a date yet?"

Blitz frowned. "How the hell would I know that?"

Spitfire rolled her eyes. "Whatever, just make sure Soarin rejects each and  every girl who ask him, and make sure he won't ask anyone else"

"Not even Dash?"

"Yea"

"Why? I mean, the whole point we're even doing this was to bring them together right? And isn't Dash going to the ball with Soarin gonna help them--"

"Trust me, I got a plan" Spitfire inturrupted. "Just leave it all to me and play your part"

Suddenly they saw a familliar girl with soft pink hair. She was wearing black trousers and a red t-shirt, and blue converse. She looked like she was  arguing with someone.

Thinking to evesdrop for fun, they hid behind a garbage can which was mercifuly a recyle bin, and listened.

"Fluttershy this isn't like you! The new clothes, the hair cut and the attitude whats wrong with you?" Discord snapped. "None of your ass business! Why should you care?" Fluttershy snapped.

Spitfire and Blitz's eyes widenned. They weren't use to hearing Fluttershy speak like a diffirent person.

"I care because...because"

"Because nothing! Discord I've changed, I'm not the same shy wimp you used to know, and its all thanks to you I've realized it" Fluttershy yelled.

She turned around and stomped away. "Well that was interesting" Spitfire muttered.

"We probably shouldn't meddle" Blitz said.

"Yea probably....should" Spitfire said, the two looked at each other, and a mischivious smirk crept.

*******

Rainbow's POV

"Goooosh why did I agreed to doing that drinking game? Oh my god I can't believe I spilled my big secret" I yelled and pulled on my hair. Fuck shit! I can't believe I was so drunk the other night I spilled the beans!

I can't believe it. I actualy can't....

Great. Just great. Now that my secret is spilled Soarin will probably think I'm so head over heels for him and then word will spread and Spits will know, Fleet will know, the gang will know, next the whole school will know and then the whole neighborhood!

Gosh I am such an idiot!

My reputation is ruined forever! I'm not gonna be the toughest girl alive..rather, the sappiest. Eww.

"Darling!"

Ugh bitch not now can't you see I'm dealing with a crisis here?

"What now drama mama?" I snapped.

She rolled her eyes. "So glad I ran into you! Today is my make over day and I want you to join me"

And when she wants something, she gets it. "No" I answered crossing my arms.

"Ok I'll take that as a yes" She giggled. Ugh, see what I mean?

She grabbed my hand and dragged me to her car, pushed me inside and started the engine. While driving to her little 'make over heaven', she asked me

"Dear has anyone asked you to the  Christhmas ball yet?"

"No and I'm not going" I asnwered grumpily.

"But darling! Are you saying Soarin didn't asked you?" She faked a gasp."No, its not even a big deal I mean even if he asked me I wouldn't have come" I answered. Ok  that one was a lie, if he'd asked me to go with him I'd say yes and totaly will go. Man, do I realy like this guy so much?

"Well dear that will change! You are going to that ball like it or not! We are gonna give you a make over! I am gonna make you look like a star! I have the perfect ball gown ready"  Sje said.

Gowns? Me? No thanks. But then again, this is Rarity we're talking about, when she wants something she gets it.

"We're here!" Rarity sang. We're...at a spa?! Oh god no no no no noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! PLEASE KILL ME NOW! I'D RATHER DIE THAN ENTER THAT HELL HOLE!

"Come along" Rarity remarked and dragged me inside.

******

"Welcome miss Gemstone" A....woman? Greeted us. Eh? I am having some serious problems identifying if this person is a man or a woman.

"The usual please, and can you please fix  up my lovely friend here? I want you to take care of her,make her skin glow, smooth her face, do your magic darling" Rarity said in a sing song voice.

"Why yes madame" The woman? Said and snapped her/his fingers. Two (Now I know for sure) women came along, they seemed to be twins.

"Monica, Remedica, turn this ugly state into a living goddes!'

Ugly?! Watch your mouth or else miss or mister I will kick this gay's fat ass!

So anyway, three minutes later wanna know what they did? They murdered my ski--

I mean uh they massaged my skin, oh gosh I feel like in heaven!

They painted my nails white, and massaged my body. They removed some of the hair from my armpit, OUCH!

And waxed my legs, ouch! Oh god it hurted, but now my legs are flawless. Painful yup, but now my legs are smooth and white.

After wards Rares dragged me to the salon for a hair cutt.

"Ma'mm what type of hair cutt do you like?"

"Just cutt it all off, make it short, like realy short...as short as this" I pointed above my neck. "No! I don't want that haie style for her! Make it longer, pass her breasts, extend it, cutt off only her split ends and...." Rarity put a finger to her chin. "Do you think we could add some navy blue highlights? Her rainbow hair already has red, green, blonde, blue and purple but...Navy blue looks good on her" She smirked and went back to her magazine.

Navy blue..whats she up to?

"Alright you heard the lady! Get to work" The woman commanded and two more women came to work on me.

When they showed me my reflection about hald an hour later, I hardly even recognized myself. "Whoa, I look...I look" I started.

Rarity smiled. "Say it"

I chuckled "Not hideous"

"Not even close" She said dissapointed. But then smiled. Suddenly  Spitfire came along

"I'm here, whadda ya need?" She asked. "Spitfire? What are you doing here?" I asked confused.

"Rares called me" Spitfire said. Rarity smirked. "Spitfire I need you to" She whispered the rest to Spitfire. I frowned. "Can you please explain whats going on?" I asked.

"Later" Spitfire said, grabbed my arm and dragged me out of the salon. Seriously what it with me and getting dragged around?

*******

"Are you serious?!" I said. "Yup! We're shopping you some new clothes, my treat" Spitfire smiled.

"Spits I have money I can pay--"

"No realy, Rarity charged you for the hair cutt and the spa, she should have just gaved you it for free! What kind of a friend is she? Anyway I'm paying for you" She said.

Then smirked. "Aslong as I get to pick you're clothes"

Knew there was a catch. Everything was free with Spitfire as long as its her decision of what to do, with Rarity everything isn't free but atleast she chooses the things for you, which is actualy your style. If you need to choose, who, between Spitfire and Rarity is the better friend?

Spitfire: Sporty, meddlesome, clever, annoying, bossy, kind, inspirastional, has a big loud mouth, rich, buys you whatever you want if she likes what you want too, does what you want as long as it shuts you up

Rarity: Prim and proper, lives the life of a princess, rich and can be a snob sometimes, generous, fashion freak addict, she'll do you a favour if you'll do her a favour in return, if she wants to, she'll treat you special and everything will be free with her like it or, just as long as you stay on her good side

Go ahead you choose and compare them.

Anyway, after three long hours modeling clothes chose by Spitfire, I was finnaly glad to get home. Welldhe forced me to put on one of the clothed we bought straight away. I was wearing a white off shoulder top, a cyan blue mini skirt, and navy blue heels. Ugh, I will regret this.

While walking to my house, a lot, and I mean A LOT of dudes were staring at me. Some with blushes, some with their eyes filled with lust, others had their jaw dropped.

I heard some whistling and even some saying

"Look at those legs!!

"I wish I never married!"

"Oh god she's gorgeous"

"So hot"

"I wanna fuck her right now"

"Hope she's single"

"Why did I married already when I could have had a girl like that?!"

"I wanna break up with my girlfriend so I can date that her instead"

A smirl tugged on my lips. Spitfire whispered "Enjoy it while you can, lets see Soarin's reaction" she snickered and then pointed up a distance.

"Here he comes now" She pushed me. I rolled my eyes and walked towards him.

"Hey Soarin" I causaly greeted.

He eyed me and said "Uh, do I know you?"

That cought me off gaurd. "Wait, its...Soarin its me Dash" I said.

He raised a brow "You should know impersonating people isn't very nice, just because you have rainbow hair and her eye color doesn't mean I'll be stupid enough to think that chic like you is Dash" He went on.

"She's not lying, that realy is your Rainbowdash" Spitfire butted in and smirked. "Like the result of mine snd Rarity's finnished product?"

Soarin paled and choked on his saliva. He rubbed his eyes snd his jaw dropped.

"D-Dashie?"

"The one and only" I smirked. Man it feels good that the guy you like is actualy drooling over you.

But then he bursted out laughing. The nerve of--what?!

"Oh gosh Dash! I never though I'd see the day you'll wear a skirt, and sexy top and heels! You even fixed your tangled frizzy hair, is that navy blue highlights I see? Oh so we're matchers huh?ahahaha!"

I grittef my teeth. Aaaaand his jerk bad boy side had to take over instead of the side I likef the most about him. Grrrrr!

Spitfire looked like she couldn't beleive her ears. She looked furious.

I raised my hand and punched Soarin's stomach before stomping away. "Wait a go romeo" I heard Spitfire scold.

Soarin stood up and followed us.

"Hey wait where are you going? Dash wait I was just jo--"

"Next time if you don't have anything nice to say then shut up!" I yelled and stopped walking to face him.

"I'm guessing you're thinking I went with this little make over because I wanted you to be attracted to me huh? Well guess what you're wrong! Rarity and Spitfire forced me against my own free will! They forced me to go to the spa and murderized my skin  and legs! Spitfire forced me to get these dumb clothes! I didn't went with it for you, did you think I realy liked you? WELL YOU'RE WRONG! WHATEVER I SAID THE OTHER NIGHT I NEVER MEANT IT!!!!! I ONLY SAID IT BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK ASSHOLE! If you believed me then you're as big as an idiot then Quibble" I yelled angrily.

I am realy realy mad right now. So mad I lifted a foot and kicked Soarin's penis.

I watched as he groaned in pain on the floor.

I turned around, and was about to walk away when

"Ok ok, you're beautiful now, not that you weren't beautiful before. You look better and hotter, happy?"