Roses are red
Violets are blue
Menma and Mito are assholes
And their parents are too

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~The Next Day~

After Naruto had finished his normal morning routine and feeding his partners, he grabbed three apples and slipped them in his sleeve. He was wearing a kimono had purple flowers and laced silk with a ribbon obi, plus black knee-high socks and flats.

After he grabbed his weapons case and tying his bandages around his neck, he made his way downstairs, where he saw his so old 'family' getting reading to leave. Right when he was about to pass by them, Menma had to go and open his arrogant mouth.

"Why are you still here, demon. Shouldn't you just quit being a shinobi, I mean like come on, what can you possibly do to actually save anyone. Your weak, your just a waste of space and time for everyone so how about you just end yourself now," he arrogantly grinned.

Naruto only walked past them like he didn't even hear Menma open his mouth, ignoring him on the spot. He still had his head held high, not even giving the Namikaze-Uzumaki family a single glance, he walked out of the estate. Once the front door closed, he shunshined to the training ground.

Naruto had thirty minutes until everyone else came to the training ground. He put on his headphones and started reading his book.

~Ten Minutes Later~

Soon Sasuke and Sai were the first ones to get to the training ground after Naruto. Sasuke made his way towards Naruto and sat to the right of him, while Sai sat to the left of him. Naruto looked at Sai strange for actually sit next to him, the so called Demon.

"It seems better to sit next to someone quiet then an arrogant loud mouth," Sai winked at him.

"Hn," was all Naruto and Sasuke said.

Sai raised an eyebrow, "What the hell, you've two been around each other for only two days and your already acting like an Uchiha."

Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other than at Sai and said, "Hn."

Sai got up and went to the railing and screamed in frustration. Naruto and Sasuke looked at him as if he was crazy, it made Naruto chuckle a little.

"Your an interesting one, aren't you," Naruto smirked.

"And you finally laughed," Sasuke said.

"Shut it, teme," Naruto blushed.

"Hn. Dobe."

"Yep, you two are close," Sai said fake smiling.

All three of them sat in quiet serenity for five minutes until they heard something that sounded like a dying cat.

"SASUKE-KUUUN!"

"AH WHAT HAPPENED ARE WE UNDER ATTACK!!" Kurama stated being awaken from her nap.

"No okka-san, its just Sakura being her annoying screeching banshee self."

"Ugh, and your on the same team as her. We might as well be parred with a monkey than this girl."

Sakura ran towards Sasuke and clamps herself onto his arm, knocking him onto the

"BILLBOARD-BROW, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY SASUKE-SAMA," Mito yelled.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOUR SASUKE-KUN, RED-HEADED BRAT!!"

While both girls were yelling at each other, Naruto helped Sasuke off the ground.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOUCHING SASUKE-SAMA, DEMON," Mito yelled.

Naruto ignored her and continued to help Sasuke off the ground.

"HEY, MY SISTER WAS TALKING TO YOU," Menma yelled.

Naruto stilled continued to ignore them then started to listen to his music and read his book. Menma felt his blood boil when he and his sister were ignored, not once but twice by the 'Demon'. Right when he was about to yell some more, his mother, Kushina, put her hand on his shoulder. He looked up at her as she shook her head, basically saying that Naruto was a waste of everything.

~Time Skip~

Its has been over an hour and twenty minutes and the rest of Teams 11 and 7 are still waiting on Team 7's sensei.

"UGH, HE'S LATE," Sakura, Menma, and Mito yell.

While those three were complaining about Kakashi being late, Naruto grabbed an apple from the sleeve of his kimono and started to eat it.

"NARUTO-BAKA, KAKASHI-SENSEI SAID WE WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO EAT," Sakura yelled.

"YEAH, DO YOU WANT TO PUKE IDIOT," Mito yelled.

"Sakura, quick question, what are we going to use for this exercise," Naruto asked.

"OUR CHAKRA, DUH!"

"Exactly," Naruto walked up towards Sakura and stopped only three feet away from her and held up the bitten apple, "and for us to use our chakra we need energy. Humans get energy by releasing the stored chemical energy in the foods they eat. Meaning if we don't eat, then we won't have energy, if we don't have energy, we don't have chakra, and if we don't have chakra, we die. Its as simple as that."

Naruto walked back to continue to eat his apple. He held the apple in his mouth to grab the other two in his sleeve, to give to Sasuke and Sai. They both thanked him for the apple and started bitting their way into it.

Right when all three of them were about to take their last bite, Kakashi was in front of them in a puff of smoke.

"Hey."

"YOUR LATE," Sakura, Menma, and Mito yelled while Kushina sighed.

"Sorry, I got lost on the path of life."

"YEAH, RIGHT!"

Kakashi cleared his throat then sets a timer, "Okay so for the test you guys are going to have is get these bells from us by 12 noon. If all of you fail to get a bell by noon than all of you will be tied to a post and watch us eat our lunch in front of you."

'So that's why he told us not to eat breakfast,' Sakura, Menma, and Mito thought as their stomachs growled.

'Thank you, Naruto,' Sai and Sasuke thought.

'I knew it,' Naruto thought.

"But sensei theirs six of us, how come there's only four bells," Sakura asked.

"That's because there's two bells for me and two bells for Kushina meaning only four of you will pass and the two of you, one from my team and one for Kushina's team, will be tied to the post for failing to complete the mission meaning you'll get disqualified and those two get sent right back to the academy. Then again all six of you can fluke out too. You can use any weapons including shuriken. If your not prepared to kill us you won't be able to take the bells."

"But those weapons are too dangerous sensei, what if we hurt you," Sakura 'worried'.

"What type of test is this, getting the bells from Kakashi will be a breeze," Menma arrogantly bragged.

"Yeah, you might as well not call it a test," Mito arrogantly grinned.

"Ya know, for someone who hates arrogant people, both of you are pretty arrogant plus they say the arrogant falls," Kakashi said.

"KAKASHI," Kushina yelled for insulting her kids.

Both Menma and Mito were pissed, "OH YEAH, I BET WE CAN DEFEAT YOU IN FIVE MINUTES OR LESS!!"

"Is that so, than begin!"

Only four students disappeared while Menma and Mito were the only ones that were left.

"Why didn't you go hide," Kakashi asked.

"We want to go head to head with you," Menma grinned.

"Yeah, you think you can make fun of us and get away with it," Mito yelled.

"I see but your not battling just me, but your mother, Kushina too," Kakashi pointed out.

He got his Icha Icha Paradise book, "Ready when you are."

(Menma and Mito acted like Naruto in the series when fighting Kakashi, but they fell for more traps than can count, Sakura was in a Genjutsu, Sasuke was the same to but didn't get trapped in the ground, Sai used his Super Beast Imitating Drawing but he failed because his technique wasn't strong enough and he ended up being the one in the ground.)

Right now teams 11 and 7 were sitting in front of the posts on the training ground as their senseis stand over them in disappointment.

"All of you failed," Kakashi said.

"THAN YOU TELL HOW TO GET THE BELLS THEN," Menma yelled in rage.

"Gladly, the purpose of this test was teamwork."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY TEAMWORK? THERE ARE ONLY TWO BELLS!! EVEN IF WE WORK TOGETHER AND GET THE BELLS, ONE OF US WOULD STILL FAIL. WHAT TEAMWORK? THAT JUST MAKES US FIGHT EACH OTHER," Sakura yelled.

"Of course!! This test purposely set up to make you fight amongst yourselves," Kushina said.

"...WHAT?" Menma, Mito, and Sakura yelled.

"The purpose is to see whether you can forget about your own interest and successfully work together under these designed circumstances."

"Yet...you guys, Sakura instead of thinking about the other teams and your teammate, you were only thinking about Sasuke, who was far away from you. Menma, Mito, both of you were just running around by yourself like a bunch of idiots. Sai you were only paying attention to your surroundings above you before you even cared about the people around you. Sasuke, you just assumed the others would get in your way and tried to do everything yourself. And Naruto, you...wait, where's Naruto," Kakashi questioned.

Everyone turned to see what Kakashi was talking about and he was right Naruto was no where to be found. Even Kushina couldn't pick up his location.

"Ha, he must have ran with his tail between his legs. Not only is he a weak demon, he is also a coward," Menma laughed as he insulted Naruto. Soon both Sakura and Mito joined him as Kushina chuckled while Sasuke and Sai were glaring at them and Kakashi shook his head.

They both were about to yell at them for laughing until someone spoke out, "Actually, I'm right here."

Everyone turned their head to the top of the post where Naruto was sitting reading his book, it was like he appeared out of thin air, but he had his hair in ponytail and THE BELLS WHERE TIED AROUND IT.

Kakashi quickly looked down to where he thinks the bells where, but they had turned out to be only four pebbles, his eyes widen, 'A rookie shouldn't even know this technique, so how does he?'

'How come I couldn't sense him when he was this close,' Kushina thought.

Menma growled think of how Naruto got all four bells before he could even get any where near them. Naruto jumped off the post and took the bells out his hair, then gave them to Kakashi. Right when he was about to leave Kakashi grabbed his arm.

"Naruto, where have you been the whole time and how did you get the bells?!"

Naruto looked down from Kakashi to his arm. Kakashi got the message and let go of him.

"I was here the whole time, and the bells, I got them when you were fighting everyone else, if you even call Sakura passing out during a simple Genjutsu fighting."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY, DEMON," Sakura yelled.

"I basically said that your weak, if you paid more attention to on actually being a shinobi than you do on trying to make your self at least look pretty for a boy than you would have had a better chance at getting the bells than Menma or Mito, who are right now on a higher level than you are. To be frank out of all of you only Sasuke and Sai are the closest to even touching the bells while Menma and Mito fall for the same idiotic tricks over and over again like a bunch of fools, and you fainting when you see a little bit of blood. Grow up, because if you can't handle seeing blood than there is no use for you to see a corpse, meaning you should know doing this will be dangerous and with you fainting all the time would be troublesome to your teammates and everyone around you," Naruto scolded her.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FOOL, DEMON?!" Mito yelled.

"YEAH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT US?!" Menma yelled.

Naruto's eyes fell apon his, use to be, older sister and brother, "Well I know that both of you are incompetent of thinking with your brain and instead of your fist. I know that both of you need to stop acting as if everything will be handed to you on a silver platter. I know that both of you also need to grow up because once you end up on the battle field all that pride you have in yourself will crumble once you realize that there are foes out there that can kill you instantly without even batting an eyelash at you. Listen and listen well because I'm only saying this once, you need to stop acting like spoiled 5 year olds. This is reality, when you want to be babied take that at home, where your parents can baby you all you want because no one here wants to deal with your extremely childish acts that might end up getting them killed, it's pathetic. Plus you don't even know how to control your anger, I've seen more control in a honey badger and their the most aggressive animal know to man."

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SAYING THAT SHIT TO MY KIDS YOU MONSTER," Kushina growled.

Naruto looked at her with the same dead eyes he looked at her children, "I believe I'm the one that's giving your incompetent children a reality check. They believe that the world revolves around them and you want to know why? Its because you and your husband spoil them way too much for far too long, which turned them into the very spoiled brats we see today. While you guys have your little family picnics, there are kids out there that are getting neglected, abused and nearly beaten to death by the people who should be carrying for them. Plus what people don't see in your oh so perfect family is the darkness that you hold that not even you know of that your doing. You might think that your a great mother, but you better think again because you know nothing about your children. You might think that your family is perfect but you are so far behind from even being at least a good family in the eyes of someone who knows the truth. Plus if I'm banished from the village by your so called precious Hokage, that would be the happiest thing that would happen to me after coming back to this god forsaken hellhole you call a loving village, which also has the same horrid problems as you do. They care nothing about themselves and are blind to the truth, just like your family. And I definitely don't want to be in a village that is ruled by and is full of a bunch of fools who don't even know the difference between a container and the material it holds. This village will fall because of its naïve ruler as a Hokage, and I'll not be in it once that neanderthal *points to Menma* becomes Hokage because this village will definitely be in hell then and I will just sit back and watch it fall as I did nothing to cause, but it was your Hokage-sama's fault."

With that Naruto left a shocked but pissed off Namikaze-Uzumaki family and Sakura, surprised Kakashi, and an eye widen Sasuke and Sai.

"Oh and Sasuke, Sai I need to have a word with the both of you, si can you please meet me at the river near the village."

"Way to put them in their place kit, now lets do the same for the village," Kurama smiled evilly.

"We will do that when the time is right, until then let's continue with protecting Sasuke."

He didn't care to look back at his old useless family. He was heading towards the river near the village. As he jumps over from house to house, he heard someone crying in one of the training grounds. He starts to make  his way towards the sobs and when he got there he saw a girl with hair is short, kept just above her forehead with chin-length strands framing her face, wearing a cream-coloured hooded-jacket with a fire symbol on the upper sleeves and fur around the cuffs and hem. Along with this she wears navy blue pants and keeps her forehead protector around her neck. Once the girl realized that someone was there with her she looked up at Naruto with red, puffy eyes. Naruto looked at her eyes and instantly know who the girl was.

'So she's a Hyūga, huh,' Naruto thought.

"Hello," Naruto smiled at her.

"H-hello," the Hyūga girl said soon her eyes widen to realize who she was talking to. "Y-your th-the th-the-"

"The demon, so you really believe what those idiotic villagers. Quick question Hyūga, do I really look like a demon to you?"

The girl looked Naruto up then down before she shook her head no.

"So what are you crying for anyway," Naruto asked.

"I-it's b-because I f-feel l-like I-I'll let m-my t-team down, i-if we g-go on m-missions," the girl stuttered.

Naruto sighed as he started to get irritated by the girls stuttering, "You know you really need to stop stuttering, it shows that your afraid and doing so will make your enemy feel superior because they know that you're scared of them."

"S-sorry."

"What did I say about stuttering," Naruto growled.

"Sorry."

"That's better, now tell me what's your name?"

"M-my n-name-"

"Your stuttering."

"My name is Hinata Hyūga, and yours?"

"My name is Naruto, I don't have a last name."

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Its okay, any way why were you feeling that you'll let your team down on the missions?"

"It's because I'm weak, even my own father thinks so. He said that he didn't want me, his eldest daughter, to be the heir to the Hyūga clan but my sister, Hanabi, who is five years younger then me. He thinks I'm inferior to her and is not even worth training anymore because the Hyūga clan has no use for an heir like me, but I'll show them, I'll show them that I can become strong."

Naruto sensed the frustration and sadness in Hinata's voice, so he thought of a solution that would make Hinata not feel so useless.

"Hey Hinata, if you want to become strong, how about training in secret with me and a couple friends," Hinata looked up at Naruto to see if he was lying to her, but when he showed no signs of lying.

She jumped up from the ground and started cheering.

"So when can we start," she asked excitedly.

"We can start today, I have a few people I have to talk to first and we'll start with them, follow me."

Naruto and Hinata started jumping over building til they reached the river. Once there Hinata notices the two figures that are by it.

"Naruto, you didn't tell me that we were going to meet up with Sasuke ans Sai," Hinata whispered.

"You don't have to worry, I'm here to train them too, but they don't know that."

They both start to approach the two dark haired boys. Once the two realize that there was an extra behind Naruto they looked questioned.

"She is here for the same reason why I brought you two here," Naruto said then moved out of the way for they to see who it was. When their eyes fell on Hinata they widen.

"Hey," Hinata said.

"Hinata, wait you brought her because of what reason? What's going on?" Sai questioned.

"I'm here to train you three into becoming better shinobi than anyone in the village other than the Hokage. I will teach you how to become stronger than him later on."

"How exactly are you going to help us train?" Sasuke questioned.

"Sasuke quick question, do you have your sharingan," Naruto asked.

"Yeah."

"Then I will help Hinata and Sasuke with their kekkei genkai and Sai with Earth release, Water release and Yang release. Sasuke and Hinata, you two with be taught nature releases too so you don't have to worry," Naruto explained.

"Wait, how can you help them with their kekkei genkai if you don't even have it," Sai asked.

Naruto sighed deeply before he started to focus some of his chakra into his eyes. Once he opened them Hinata and Sai gasp while Sasuke's eyes widen. Naruto's left eye had the byakugan and his right eye had the sharingan.

"But how, your not even an Uchiha nor a Hyūga," Sai said.

"Well I don't have their blood by birth, but I can have their blood transplanted to me. You see I have a few friends of mine that have the byakugan or the sharingan. Right now I'm controlling my chakra in my eyes into only show only sharingan in my right eye and byakugan in the left. I can have both of them show up but that would be waisting time on showing them."

The three rookies said nothing and just nodded their heads.

"So, your going to train us to become stronger than we are now and/or what we hope to be," Hinata asked.

"Yes, Hinata, I will train you into becoming strong than you are now and/or what you hope to be," Naruto confirmed.

"YES, I FINALLY GET TO KICKS SOME SERIOUS ASS," Hinata cheered.

Sasuke and Sai stares wide eyes to be shocked that the kind, innocent, and quiet Hinata JUST CURSED.

"Well, let's begin shall we," Naruto said.

~Meanwhile in the Hokage's office~

All the senseis to teams 1 through 11 where now in the Hokage's office to give him their report.

"Team 1 fail."

"Team 2 fail."

"Team 3 fail."

"Team 4 fail."

"Team 5 fail."

"Team 6 fail."

"Team 7 pass."

"WHAT?! KAKASHI PASSED A TEAM!"

"Maybe it was the Uchiha kid."

"Yeah your right, there is no way a fangirl and that demon could have passed."

"Team 8 pass."

"Team 10 pass."

"Team 11 pass."

"That's what you would expect from the Hokage-sama's kids."

"Yep, the children of prophecy."

"Okay, thank you for your report. You may go now," Minato said.

~Meanwhile at the river because I don't give a damn what the Hokage is doing~

Sasuke, Sai, and Hinata were near the river on the verge of death.

"Okay, that's all the training were going g to do today," Naruto said.

The three didn't say anything, they only laid on the ground, beaten and exhausted.

"You guys are really tired from that," Naruto put his hand on his hip.

"That *pant* wasn't *pant* training *pant* that *pant* was *pant* hell *pant*," Hinata said.

Sai and Sasuke followed with a small weak wave.

Naruto sighed and went to the river and did a few hand signs, "Water Style: Flowing River."

Some of the  water from the river was slowly floating in the air in a ball. Naruto walks over to the three passed out Genin and have the water on their tired bodies, cleaning them. Once they were clean, Naruto lit the blue flame and the golden flame, mixing both of them together creating a green flame.

"Now, I'm going to have you guys relax. This will not hurt, it will only heal you and let you get your energy back," Naruto informed.

Before any of them could say anything Naruto put the flames on them. Neither of the three could protest to the pleasure they were feeling.

"You guys good?"

"Hm," was all the three said.

"Well I'll train you all tomorrow, so go home a rest."

With that all four Genins left the river and went their separate ways.

Once Naruto entered the door to the Namikaze-Uzumaki Estate, he saw the Namikaze-Uzumaki family eating dinner.

"Dad, you should have seen me. I manage to get all four bells to help my team and team 7 pass," Menma bragged.

Minato started to praise him for what he heard, but he doesn't even now the truth.

"Wow, I didn't know that for you to be the so called child of prophecy is that you get to lie and drag. He truly must be the child of prophecy," Kurama said with sarcasm.

"He doesn't even know what the jutsu is or even what style it is. Shadow Style: Fusion," Naruto said in his mindscape.

"I don't even think anyone in this village or in any other village knows another Shadow Style like Sabaru's, but I know that the Nara clan also deal with shadows."

"But not like Sabaru, he deals with shadows the way the Nara clan could never imagine to deal with shadows."

"Amen to that."

Naruto started chuckling to himself once he reached the attic, cause of his okka-san's remark.

'Well this is going to be an interesting and rather annoying time in this village,' Naruto thought.