NEXT MORNING NARUTO POV

"YOU SAW WHAAAT?!" exclaim the surprised girls of Squad Seven. 

"You heard me. Fox sensei showed me his real face!" Sasuke says smugly.

"WEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL? WHO IS HE?" 

"Even if I wanted to tell you, he'd kill me before I could. Right, Fox sensei?"

"Righto, Sasuke." I  say nonchalantly. "We're teleporting back. You know what that means."

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We appear in the Hokage office. 

"Tell us, Sasuke! Please!" The ladies plead.

"Heck no." Sasuke replies. I knew I could trust the guy!

"Tell them what, Sasuke?" Minato asks.

"Fox showed me his identity." Sasuke replies. 

"Sasuke Uchiha, by order of the Hokage, you must tell us who is under the mask!" Minato says.

"Well that escalated quickly." Kurama says. I laugh. 

"Tell me about it. But I won't show them till the time is right." I reply in my mindscape.

"No." Sasuke says flatly. "He specified that he'd kill me if I told. If you found out without him wanting you to, he'd kill you, too. I wouldn't tell you even if it was safe to. You don't deserve to know. You hurt him a lot in the past, he has scars that will never heal. I hope you know that."

"Also, I want my reward for killing Zabuza Momochi!" I say cheerfully. As I have assassinated 32 out of 50 people in the international bingo book, I have more than $1,000,000,000! (I don't really know the currency used in Naruto, so I'll just use American currency) So when I'm old enough, I'll buy a house and me and Sasuke will party every night. Maybe Kakashi and Itachi, too. (The massacre never happened) They are friends of mine in the ANBU. I already showed them my identity.