Cordelia: So here we go! I may add some of my own lines to the show.
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The episode opens with a shot of the sun. Dipper starts to narrate.

Dipper: [Narrating:] Ah, summer break.

The camera pans to Hank grilling burgers while Shmipper and Smabble are running around and laughing beside him. Others sit at a picnic table.

Hank: So you want cheese on that, hon?

Hank wife: Sure, Hank.

Dipper: A time for leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy.

The camera stops at the "Welcome to Gravity Falls" sign.

Dipper: Unless you're me

Mabel, Y/n, Tubbo,and Dipper Pines crash through the "Welcome to Gravity Falls" sign with the Mystery Cart, screaming. They are being chased by an unknown monster, which is knocking down trees.

Mabel: [Looks back] It's getting closer!

Y/n: DRIVE FASTER!

Tubbo: I would have stay in bed!

The monster tries to catch the cart but just falls short. The cart flies off a rock and lands roughly.

Dipper : My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. The the two males in the back are y/n, my cousin and his friend Tubbo. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.

The monster throws a tree in their path.

Mabel, Y/n, Tubbo: Look out!

The image freezes with Mabel, Y/n, Tubbo, and Dipper screaming as they run into the screen.

Dipper: Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.

Cut back to Dipper and Mabel in the golf cart.

Dipper: Let's rewind. (Flashback to Dipper and Mabel in their living room at home) It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air.

Their parents take their stuff away, give them bags and put some sunscreen on their noses. Cut to a map of Oregon. Zoom in to Gravity Falls.

Dipper: [Narrating:] They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, to stay at our great-uncle's and our cousin place in the woods.

Cut to Mabel in the attic hanging up posters.

Mabel This attic is amazing. Check out all my splinters! [Holds up hands, which have gigantic splinters sticking out of them]

Y/n: We should get those out of your skin, Cuz.

Tubbo: I'm getting the tweezers. [Leave room]

Dipper : [Backs up into his bed, which Gompers is on; not narrating:] And there's a goat on my bed.

Mabel: Hey, friend. [Holds out her arm, and Gompers chews on her sleeve] Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater. [Laughs]

Y/n: That Gompers.

Dipper: (Narrating:) My sister tended to look on the bright side of things. My cousin tended to get into trouble, and Tubbo tended to get distracted.

Cut to Mabel and Tubbo rolling down a hill of grass with y/n chasing them.

Mabel and Tubbo: Yay! Grass!

Y/n: MABEL! TUBBO!

A woodpecker pecks on Dipper's hat.

Dipper: [Narrating:] But I was having a hard time getting used to our new surroundings.

Stan Pines: [Jumps out at him wearing a mask] Boo!

Dipper: [Not narrating:] Ah! [Falls over]

Stan : [Takes his mask off] Ahahahaha! Hahaha!

Dipper: [Narrating:] And then there was our Great Uncle Stan. [As Stan slaps his knee] That guy.

Stan (Coughs several times and hits his chest) It was worth it.

Cut to Stan leading tourists through the Mystery Shack.

Dipper: [Narrating] Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap he called "The Mystery Shack." The real mystery was why anyone came.

The Jackalope's antler breaks off.

Stan : Ladies and gentlemen, behold! The Sascrotch!

Cut to a Sasquatch wearing underwear. Tourists start speaking excitedly, and snap pictures. Cut to Dipper sweeping the wooden floor with a broom. Mabel is looking at stuff. Y/n and Tubbo restocking stuff

Dipper: [Narrating:] And guess who had to work there. [Not narrating; sighs]

Mabel: Ooh! [Reaches for large eyeball]

Stan : [Slaps her hand with his 8-ball cane] No touching the merchandise!

Cut to Soos driving the Mystery Cart to the Mystery Shack.

Dipper : [Narrating:] It looked like it was gonna be the same, boring routine all summer. Until one fateful day...

Cut to Mabel peeking through Stan-bobbleheads.

Mabel He's looking at it! He's looking at it!

Cut to a boy looking at Mabel's note.

Boy: Uh.. [Reading note:] Do you like me? Yes? Definitely? Absolutely!!! [Looks around]

Mabel I rigged it!

Y/n: Marble stop rigging stuff!

Tubbo: You cousin is weird.

Dipper : [Spraying a jar with water and wiping it; not narrating:] Mabel, I know you're going through your whole "Boy Crazy" phase, but I think you're kind of overdoing it with the "crazy" part.

Mabel: What? [Blows raspberry] Come on, Dipper!, Y/n!, Tubbo! This is our first summer away from home! It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance!

Dipper, Y/n, and Tubbo : Yeah, but do you need to flirt with every guy you meet?

Flashback to Mabel with a boy near a greeting cards display.

Mabel: My name is Mabel, but you can call me "The girl of your dreams." I'M JOKING! [Shoves him into the display] Ha ha ha ha ha!

Flashback to a boy holding a turtle on a bench.

Mabel: [Jumps up behind him] Oh my gosh, you like turtles? I like turtles too! What is happening here?

Flashback to the inside of a mattress store.

Mattress King Come one, come all, to the Mattress Prince's kingdom of savings!

Mabel: [Hiding behind a set of colorful balloons; pops out head and whispers:] Take me with you...

Mattress King Ah! [Cowers away from Mabel and drops scepter]

Cut back to the present.

Mabel: Mock all you want, brother, cousin, and cousin friend, but I got a good feeling about this summer. I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams walked through that door right now.

Stan: (Walks through the door and burps, but it gets caught in his throat) Oh! Oh, not good. Ow.

Mabel Aww! Why!

Dipper , Y/n, and Tubbo: Ha ha ha!

Stan All right, all right, look alive, people. I need someone to go hammer up these signs in the spooky part of the forest.

Dipper : [Quickly:] Not it!

Mabel: [Quickly:] Not it!

Y/n: [Quickly:] Not it!

Tubbo: [Quickly:] Not it!

Soos : Uh, also not it.

Stan : Nobody asked you, Soos.

Soos: I know, and I'm comfortable with that. [Eats chocolate bar]

Stan: Wendy, I need you to put up this sign!

Wendy: [Pretends to reach for signs] I would, but I, ugh, can't, ugh, reach it, ugh...

Stan I'd fire all of you if I could. All right, let's make it... eenie, meenie, miney... [Points at Dipper] you.

Dipper: Aw, what? Grunkle Stan, whenever I'm in those woods, I feel like I'm being watched.

Stan: Ugh, this again.

Dipper: I'm telling you, something weird is going on in this town. Just today, my mosquito bites spelled out "BEWARE."

Stan: [Looks at Dipper's arm] That says "BEWARB." [Dipper scratches his arm] Look, kid. The whole "monsters in the forest" thing is just local legend, drummed up by guys like me to sell merch to guys like that.

A fat, sweaty man laughs while looking at a Stan-bobblehead's head bobble.

Stan: So quit being so paranoid! Your acting like your cousin. [Gives Dipper the signs; Dipper sighs]

Y/n: Me and Tubbo can go with him to help.

Tubbo: Yeah!

Stan: Fine. Just get this sign up.

Cut to a foggy forest with trees getting blown by the wind.

Dipper: Ugh, Grunkle Stan. Nobody ever believes anything I say.

Y/n: Same here, cuz. I keep telling him this place is weird.

Tubbo: Yeah after seeing the mail man, I can definitely say he a werewolf.

Dripp: (Puts one sign up on a tree that says "To The Mystery Shack." He starts to hammer a nail on another tree trunk, but it makes a metallic sound.)

Y/n: Why does that tre house like metal?

Dipper: (He taps the tree with the hammer, which makes more metallic sounds. He wipes away some dust and opens a secret window revealing a mechanical box with two control switches on top. He tests one control but nothing happens. Then he tries the other. Behind him, a hole opens up in the ground. Gompers bleats and runs away.) What the?

Y/n and Tubbo: Cool.

Dipper: (Looks inside the hole, and there is a book. He picks the book up and places it on the ground, and checks for people watching. He flips one page and an eye-glass is in it. He looks at the eye-glass and puts it down. He flips another page, and begins reading aloud:) "It's hard to believe it's been six years since I began studying the strange and wondrous secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon." (Flips through pages) What is all this? (Stops at a page that says "TRUST NO ONE" and starts reading) "Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed. I'm being watched. I must hide this book before he finds it. Remember: in Gravity Falls there is no one you can trust." (Closes Journal) No one you can trust...

Y/n: Why was a old book hidden away?

Tubbo: I have no clue.

Mabel: [Jumps up behind a log] HALLO!

Dipper, Y/n, and Tubbo: AH!

Mabel: What'cha readin', some nerd thing?

Y/n: I'm not a nerd.

Tubbo: Same here.

Dipper: [Hides journal behind back] Uh, uh, it’s nothing!

Mabel: [Imitating Dipper:] "Uh, uh, it’s nothing!" (Laughs) What? Are you actually not gonna show me?

Gompers: [Nibbles the edge of the journal]

Dipper: Uhhh... [Glances at Gompers] Let's go somewhere private.

Cut to a view of the Mystery Shack. Dipper, Y/n, Tubbo, and Mabel are in the living room.

Dipper: It's amazing! Grunkle Stan said I was being paranoid, but according to this book, Gravity Falls has this secret dark side. (Shows Mabel a page)

Mabel: Whoa! Shut. Up! (Pushes Dipper)

Y/n: I knew this town was weird! And it all in this baby! [Grab the book and hold it up]

Tubbo: I wonder what else is in that book. [Grab book and give it back to Dipper]

Dipper: And get this! After a certain point, the pages just.. stop, like the guy who was writing it... mysteriously disappeared. [Doorbell rings] Who's that?

Y/n: Mable... Who at the door?

Tubbo: Is it a ghost?

Mabel: Well, time to spill the beans. [Knocks over a can of beans on the table] Boop. Beans. This girl's got a date! Woot woot! [Falls backward into the chair, giggling]

Dipper: Let me get this straight: in the half hour at Me, Tubbo, and Y/n was gone, you already found a boyfriend?

Mabel: What can I say? I guess I'm just IRRESISTIBLLLLE! [Doorbell rings twice] Oh. Coming! [Runs out]

Y/n: [Mumble to Tubbo] I don't believe that she have a boyfriend.

Tubbo: [Mumble to y/n] Maybe it gnomes.

Dipper: [Sits down in chair and begins to read the Journal]

Stan: [Walks in and sees Dipper] What'cha reading there, slick?

Dipper: Oh! [Throws the book under the seat cushion and grabs a magazine] I was just catching up on, uh... [Sees the cover of the magazine] Gold Chains For Old Men Magazine?

Y/n and Tubbo: Haha!

Stan: That's a good issue.

Mabel: [Standing next to Norman] Hey, family! Say hello to my new boyfriend!

Norman: 'Sup?

Dipper: Hey...

Stan: How's it hanging?

Y/n: Hello there...

Tubbo: How's it going?

Mabel: We met at the cemetery. He's really deep. [Feels his arm] Oh. Little muscle there. That's...what a surprise...

Dipper: So, what's your name?

Norman: Uh. Normal... MAN!

Mabel: He means Norman.

Dipper: Are you bleeding, Norman?

Norman: [With a red liquid dripping down his face] It's jam.

Y/n: I don't like jam.

Tubbo: I never try jam before

Mabel: [Gasps] I love jam! Look. At. This!

Norman: So, you wanna go hold hands or... whatever?

Mabel: Oh, oh, my goodness. [Giggles] Don't wait up! [Runs out]

Norman: [Points at Stan and Dipper and runs into the wall several times on his way out]

Dipper: (Narrating:) There was something about Norman that wasn't right. I decided to consult the journal.

Cuts to Dipper, Tubbo, and Y/n in the attic.

Dipper: [Reading aloud from Journal:] Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes these creatures are often mistaken for... teenagers?! Beware Gravity Falls's nefarious... [Gasps]

We see the journal page on The Undead. The picture of the zombie becomes Norman.

Norman: [As the zombie on the journal page:] 'Sup.

Dipper: ZOMBIE!

Cut to Stan in the bathroom.

Stan: Somebody say "crombie"? What is that, crombie? That's not even a word. You're losing your mind.

Dipper looks out the window to see Norman walking towards Mabel with outstretched arms while moaning.

Mabel: I like you.

Dipper: Oh, no! Mabel! No, no, Mabel, watch out!

Norman: Huh, huh! [Puts hands around Mabel's neck]

Dipper: AHHHHH!

Norman: [Removes arms, revealing flower necklace] Huhhh!

Y/n: Aww cute.

Tubbo: what bet 20 buck if Mable boyfriend is a bunch gnomes?

Y/n: It take that bet.

Mabel: [Gasps] Daisies? You scallywag...

Dipper: Is my sister really dating a zombie, or am I just going nuts?

Soos : [Screwing in a lightbulb] It's a dilemma, to be sure. [Dipper, Y/n, and Tubbo gasps] I couldn't help but overhear you talkin' aloud to yourself in this room with Tubbo and Y/n.

Dipper: Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend. He's gotta be a zombie, right?

Soos: Hmm. How many brains didja see the guy eat?

Dipper : [Looks down] Zero.

Soos : Look, dude, I believe you. I'm always noticing weird stuff in this town. Like the mailman? Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf.

Y/n and Tubbo: 100% werewolf.

Flashback of a hairy mailman walking by Soos, Y/n, and Tubbo, who is eating there lunch outside. Soos, Y/n, and Tubbo scoots away from him, suspicious.

Soos : But ya gotta have evidence. Otherwise, people are gonna think you’re a major league cuckoo clock.

Y/n: Stan call me crazy sometime.

Dipper: As always, Soos, you’re right.

Soos: My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse.

Stan: [Shouting offscreen:] Soos! The portable toilets are clogged again!

Soos: I am needed elsewhere. [Backs out]

Tubbo: that not creepy at all.

Y/n: that Soos for ya.

Dipper: [Narrating:] My sister could be in trouble. It was time to get some evidence.

Cut to Dipper filming Mabel and Norman in the park.

Mabel: [Throws a Frisbee at Norman, who fails to catch it and falls over]

Dipper: [Stops looking through camera and frowns at Norman]

Cut to Norman breaking through a door window to open it from the inside and letting Mabel inside the diner.

Norman: [Stumbles around and crashes, trying to follow Mabel]

Dipper: [Looks out from behind menu]

Cut to Mabel and Norman frolicking in a field.

Norman: [Falls into an open grave, then crawls out, hand first, screaming]

Mabel and Norman: [Pause, then laugh]

Dipper : [Narrating:] I'd seen enough.

Cut to Mabel, Y/n, Tubbo, and Dipper's room. Mabel is brushing her hair as y/n grab some earrings for her as Tubbo pick out one of her sweater, and Dipper enters.

Dipper: (Not narrating:) Mabel. We've gotta talk about Norman.

Mabel: Isn’t he the best? Check out this giant smooch mark he gave me! [Shows her cheek, which has a red spot on it]

Dipper: Ah!

Mabel: Ha, ha! Gullible. It was just an accident with the leaf blower!

Flashback to Mabel with a leaf blower.

Mabel: [Putting a picture of Norman on leaf blower's tube] Kissing practice! [Leans in to leaf blower, but then it sucks in the picture and sticks to her face as well; she runs around] AHHH! Turn it off! Turn it off!

Cut back to present.

Mabel: That was fun.

Y/n: Lucky me and Tubbo was here to help Mable out.

Tubbo: Yeah.

Dipper: No, Mabel, listen! I’m trying to tell you that Norman is not what he seems! [Shows her the Journal]
Mabel: [Gasps] You think he might be a vampire? That would be so awesome!

Tubbo: Vampire burn in the sun, Mable.

Dipper : Guess again, sister. SHA-BAM! [Holds book open to the Gnomes page]

Mabel: Agh!

Y/n and Tubbl: Wrong page Dipping Sauce. [Hand Mable some star earrings and Lay out a sweater down]

Dipper: Oh, wait. I'm-I'm sorry... [Flips to Undead page] Sha-bam!

Mabel: A zombie? That is not funny, Dipper.

Dipper : I’m not joking! It all adds up: the bleeding, the limp. He never blinks! Have you noticed that?

Mabel: Maybe he’s blinking when you’re blinking.

Tubbo: That doesn't make sense, Mable.

Y/n: Let her be. Come on, let watch some TV

Y/n and Tubbo: [Walks out]

Dipper : Mabel, remember what the book said about Gravity Falls? Trust no one!

Mabel: Well, what about me, huh? Why can’t you trust me? You trust Tubbo and Y/n. [Puts on star earrings] Beep bop!

Dipper : Mabel, [shaking her] he's gonna eat your brain!

Mabel: [Pushes him away] Dipper, listen to me. Norman and I are going on a date at five o’clock, and I'm gonna be ADORABLE, and he's gonna be DREAMY, [pushing Dipper out of the room]

Dipper: Bu-bu-but—

Mabel: And I am not gonna let you ruin it with one of your crazy CONSPIRACIES! [Slams the door]

Dipper : [Sighs and sits down] What am I gonna do?

Y/n: Let her be happy, I guess [runs finger in Tubbo hair] Your hair is so fluffy!

Tubbo: Thanks.

Cut to the clock, which tells the time at 5:00. The doorbell rings.

Mabel: [Pulls on her sweater as she races downstairs] Coming! [Sees Norman] Hey, Norman. How do I look?

Norman: Shiny...

Mabel: You always know what to say! [Walks off with him]

Dipper : [Watching the video he collected] Soos was right. I don’t have any real evidence. [Video shows Mabel teaching Norman hopscotch, but he only falls over; Dipper fast forwards to Mabel and Norman with Norman's arm around Mabel] I guess I can be kind of paranoid sometimes and— [on the tape, Norman's hand falls off; he glances around, then reattaches it] Wait, WHAT?!

Tubbo: What happened Dipping Sauce!? [Lift head off of y/n lap]

Dipper: [Rewinds the tape and watches it again; he screams and tips the chair backwards] I was right! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! [Races outside] Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!

Y/n: Come. [Get up and follow Dipper]

Tubbo: Right behind ya [Follows]

Stan: [On a stage in front of a bunch of tourists; to the crowd:] And here we have Rock that looks like a face rock: the rock that looks like a face.

Unnamed hillbilly: Does it look like a rock?

Stan: No, it looks like a face.

Fat Tourist: Is it a face?

Stan: It’s a rock that looks like a face!

Dipper: Over here! Grunkle Stan!

Stan: For the fifth time! It's-it's not an actual face!

Dipper: Errrgh!

Y/n: Wendy should be backs ND we cloud use the golf cart to save Mable.

Tubbo: Do you know how to drive?

Y/n: Nope. I crash the Stan car into a tree and got a ticket after that.

Cut to Mabel and Norman in the woods.

Mabel: Finally, we’re alone.

Norman: Yes. Alone...

Cut back to the Mystery Shack.

Dipper: Stan! Stan! [Sees Wendy drive up in a golf cart and runs over]

Y/n and Tubbo: [Follow]

Dipper: Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! I need to borrow the golf cart so I can save my sister from a zombie!

Wendy: [Gives Dipper the key and walks off] Try not to hit any pedestrians.

Dipper : [Gets in]

Y/n and Tubbo: [Get in the back]

Dipper: [Starts to drive, but Soos stops him]

Soos: Dude, it's me: Soos. This is for the zombies. [Gives Dipper a shovel]

Dipper : Thanks.

Soos : [Holds up a baseball bat] And this is in case you see a piñata.

Tubbo : [Takes the bat] Uh... Thanks?

Dipper: (Drives off)

Soos: Better safe than sorry!

Cut back to the woods.

Norman: Uh, Mabel, now that we’ve gotten to know each other, there’s... [exhales] ...there’s something I should tell you.

Mabel: Oh, Norman, you can tell me anything! [Thinking:] Please be a vampire, please be a vampire!

Norman: All right, just... just don’t freak out, okay? Just... just keep an open mind, be cool! [Unzips his coat and throws it off; underneath are five gnomes standing on top of each other. The top gnome speaks]

Jeff : Is this weird? Is this too weird? Do you need to sit down?

Mabel: [Stares at the gnomes in total shock]

Jeff: R-r-right, I’ll explain. So! We’re gnomes. First off. Get that one outta the way.

Mabel: Uh...

Jeff : I’m Jeff, and here we have Carson, Steve, Jason and... I’m sorry, I always forget your name.

Shmebulock: Shmebulock.
Jeff : [Snaps his fingers] Shmebulock! Yes! Anyways, long story short, us gnomes have been lookin' for a new queen! Right, guys?

Gnomes except Jeff: Queen! Queen! Queen!

Jeff Heh. So what do you say? [Taps Steve with his foot, and the gnomes work together to make "Norman" kneel in a proposing fashion] Will you join us in holy matrignomey? Matri...matri-mo-ny! Blah! Can’t talk today!

Mabel: Look... I'm sorry, guys. You're really sweet, but, I'm a girl, and you're gnomes, and it's like, "what"? Yikes...

Jeff : We understand. We'll never forget you, Mabel. [The gnomes look sad and Mabel smiles] Because we're gonna kidnap you.

Mabel: Huh?

Jeff : [Yells and jumps at her]

Mabel: [Screams]

Cut to Dipper driving through the woods with Y/n and Tubbo in the back.

Dipper : Don't worry, Mabel! We'll save you from that zombie!

Mabel: [Off-screen] Help!

Y/n: Hold on!

Cut to the gnomes trying to pin down Mabel.

Jeff : The more you struggle, the more awkward this is gonna be for everybody! Just, ha ha, okay. Get her arm there, Steve!

Mabel: [With Steve biting her sweater arm] Let go of me! [Punches Steve off]

Steve: [Bounces around, then stand upright and pukes a rainbow]

Tubbo, Dipper, and Y/n : What the heck is going on here?!

Gnome: [Hisses at them]

Mabel: Dipper! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes! And they're total jerks! [As a gnome pulls her hair] Hair! Hair! Hair!

Dipper: Gnomes? Huh, I was way off.

Tubbo: Pay up.

Y/n: [Give 20 bucks to Tubbo]

Dipper: [Takes the journal out of his vest and reads the relevant page aloud:] "Gnomes: little men of the Gravity Falls Forest. Weaknesses: unknown." [When Dipper lowers the book, he sees that the gnomes have managed to tie Mabel to the ground]

Mabel: Aw, come on!
Dipper, Tubbo, and Y/n : [Walks up to Jeff] Hey, HEY! Let go of my sister/cousin/friend!

Jeff: Oh! Ha ha, hey, there! Um, you know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. You see, your sister's not in danger. She's just marrying all one thousand of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity! Isn't that right, honey?

Mabel: You guys are butt-faces!

Gnome: [Covers her mouth]

Mabel: Mmmm-MMMMM!

Dipper : [Holds up the shovel he brought, pointing it at Jeff] Give her back right now, or else!

Tubbo: [Hold up the bat]

Jeff: You think you can stop us, boy? You have no idea what we're capable of. The gnomes are a powerful race! Do not trifle with the—

Y/n: [Grab the bat from Tubbo and hit Jeff] Home run, baby!

Jeff: AH!

Dipper : [Cuts Mabel free with the shovel]

Mabel: Yah! [Kicks gnomes away; Dipper and Mabel get in the cart]

Jeff : He's getting away with our queen! No, no, no!

Dipper : Seatbelt. [Mabel, Y/n, and Tubbo buckles, he backs up and then he drives away]

Jeff : You've messed with the wrong creatures, boys! Gnomes of the forest: ASSEMBLE! [Various gnomes come out and stack up]

Mabel: Hurry, before they come after us!

Y/n: I don't fell like being a pancake today.

Tubbo: Yeah. That least I got 20 buck out of this.

Dipper: I wouldn't worry about it. See their little legs? Those suckers are tiny! [Stops the cart as he hears a stomping sound; a giant stacked gnome stops at the cart]

Mabel, Y/n, and Tubbo: Dang.

Jeff : [On the top, using gnomes' hats like levers] All right, teamwork, guys. Like we practiced. [Gnomes growl]

Mabel, Y/n, Tubbo: Move, MOVE!

Dipper : [Drives the cart away just as the gnomes smash their arm down and it breaks]

Gnomes : [Run frantically back into position and they chase the kids again]

Jeff : Come back with our queen!

Mabel: It's getting closer!

Y/n: DRIVE FASTER!

Tubbo: I would have stay in bed!

Gnome Giant: [Throws several gnomes at the cart]

Gnomes : [Chew cart and cause havoc]

Gnome: [Hanging from side of cart] Ha ha!

Mabel elbow punches a gnome off. Shmebulock jumps up behind Dipper, who grabs him and slams him into the steering wheel out of annoyance. As y/n and Tubbo hit the gnomes off with the bat and shovel

Shmebulock: Shmebulock... [Falls out of the cart]

Gnome: [Jumps onto the cart and claws Dipper's face]

Mabel: I'll save you, Dipper! [Repeatedly punches the gnome off of Dipper's face and the gnome falls off with Dipper's hat]

Dipper : [Dazed from the punches] Thanks, Mabel...

Mabel Don't mention it.

Gnome Giant: [Picks up tree and throws it]

Mabel, Y/n, and Tubbo: Look out!

Dipper, Y/n, Tubbo, and Mabel: AAAAAAHHHHHH!

The cart overturns, landing next to the Mystery Shack.

Dipper, Y/n, Tubbo, and Mabel: [Crawl out of the cart]

Gnomes : [Approaches]
Tubbo and Y/n : [To the gnomes:] Stay back, man! [Throws the shovel and bat at the gnome giant]

Gnomes : [Punches shovel and bat in mid-air]

Dipper, Y/n, Tubbo, and Mabel: (Grab each other) Aaahhh!

Dipper: Uh, where's Grunkle Stan?!

Cut to Stan in the shack with some tourists.

Stan: [Holding up a swirly pattern on a stick] Behold! The world's most distracting object.

Tourists : Oooh...

Stan: Just try to look away, you can't! I can't even remember what I was talking about.

Jeff : It's the end of the line, kids! Mabel, marry us before we do something crazy!

Dipper : There's gotta be a way out of this!

Mabel: I gotta do it.
Dipper , Tubbo, and Y/n: What?! Mabel, don't do this! Are you crazy?

Mabel: Trust me.

Dipper , Tubbo, and Y/n : What?

Mabel: Dipper, Y/n, Tubbo, just this once. Trust me!

Dipper , Tubbo, and Y/n: [Glances at gnomes, then Mabel, then backs away]

Mabel: All right, Jeff. I'll marry you.

Jeff : Hot dog! Help me down there, Jason! [Climbing down to her] Thanks, Andy! All right, left foot, there we go, watch those fingers, Mike. [Approaches Mabel and holds out diamond ring] Eh? Eh?

Mabel: [Holds out hand]

Jeff : [Puts the ring on her hand] Bada-bing, bada-bam! Now let's get you back into the forest, honey!

Mabel: You may now kiss the bride!

Jeff : Well, don't mind if I do. [Leans up to kiss Mabel]

Mabel: [Leans out to kiss Jeff, then takes out leaf blower]

Jeff : Ah! Hey, hey, wait a minute! Whoa, whoa! Wh-what's goin' on?! [Gets sucked half-way into leaf-blower]

Mabel: That's for lying to me! [Increases the sucking power] THAT'S for breaking my heart!

Jeff : [Slowly getting sucked in further] Ow! My face!

Mabel: And THIS is for messing with my brother!, my cousin!, and my friend! (Aims; to Dipper , Tubbo, and Y/n) Wanna do the honors?

Dipper : On three!

Dipper, Tubbo, Y/n, and Mabel One, two, three! [Blast Jeff towards the gnome monster]

Gnome Giant: [Explodes into separate gnomes]

Jeff : [Flying off into the distance] I'll get you back for this!... [Other gnomes scream when they fall]

Gnome: Who's giving orders? I need orders!

Gnome 2: My arms are tired.

Dipper : [While Mabel moves the leaf blower back and forth, blowing gnomes away] Anyone else want some?

Gnomes : [Run off on all fours; one gets caught in a six-pack holder]

Gompers: [Picks the six-pack holder up and runs off] Blah-ah-ah.

Gnome in the six-pack holder: [In the background] Aaaaahhhhh!

Mabel: Hey, Dipper, Y/n, and Tubbo? I, um...I'm sorry for ignoring your advice. You really were just looking out for me.

Dipper: Oh, don't be like that. You saved our butts back there.

Mabel: I guess I'm just sad that my first boyfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes.

Tubbo: Look on the bright side. Maybe the next one will be a vampire!

Mabel: Oh, you're just saying that!

Dipper: Awkward sibling hug?

Mabel: Awkward sibling hug.

Dipper & Mabel: [Hug and pat each other] Pat, pat.

Y/n: [Pick up Tubbo and spin him around then place Tubbo down]

Tubbo: [Laughs and Blushes]

The four walk into the Mystery Shack.

Stan: Yeesh. You two get hit by a bus or something? Ahah!

Dipper, Tubbo, Y/n Mabel: [Begin to walk away]

Stan : Uh, hey! W-wouldn't you know it? Um, I accidentally overstocked some inventory, so, uh... how's about each of you take one item from the gift shop? On the house, y'know?

Mabel Really?

Dipper : [Folds arms] What's the catch?

Y/n: your never this nice.

Stan: The catch is do it before I change my mind, now take something.

Dipper, Tubbo, Y/n, and Mabel: [Look around at items]

Y/n: [Found a bear paw necklace] Sweet! [Grab it and put it on]

Tubbo: [Found a Bee hair clip] BEES! [Grab it and put it in his hair]

Dipper : [Picks up a blue pine tree hat from one of the shelves and looks in a mirror] Hmm. That oughta do the trick!

Mabel: And I will have a... [Grabs item from box, hides it, and twirls around] GRAPPLING HOOK! Yes!

Stan: [To Dipper, Tubbo, and Y/n:] Wouldn't she rather have, like, a doll, or something?

Y/n: This is Mable we talking about, Stan.

Tubbo: Cool!

Mabel: [Fires the grappling hook up at the ceiling; it catches and pulls her up] GRAPPLING HOOK!

Stan: Fair enough!

Cut to Mabel and Dipper's bedroom. Dipper is writing while Mabel jumps on her bed, laughing. As Tubbo and Y/n talk about animals

Dipper: [Writing in Journal while narrating:] This journal told me there was no one in Gravity Falls I could trust. [Looking at Mabel, Tubbo, and Y/n] But when you battle a hundred gnomes side-by-side with someone, you realize that they've probably always got your back.

Mabel: [Shoots grappling hook, then reels it back with a stuffed animal attached]

Y/n: Hey, Mabel, could you get the light?

Mabel: I'm on it! [Knocks light out the window with the grappling hook] It works!
Dipper, Tubbo, Y/n, and Mabel: [Laugh]

Mabel: Grappling hook...

Dipper : [Narrating:] Our uncle told us there was nothing strange about this town. But who knows what other secrets are waiting to be unlocked.

Cut to the Mystery Shack exterior. Stan walks in holding a lantern. He goes into the gift shop and puts a code into the vending machine. The machine opens, and Stan walks inside, looking side-to-side before closing it behind him.

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With Tubbo friends

Philza pov

I was drink tea with My sons Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy when the book started to glow so Wilbur pick it up

Wilbur: "Two twins by the name Dipper and Mable Pines went to gravity falls for summer break, Mable gotten a boyfriend which Dipper believe it was a zombie while Tubbo believe it was gnomes, after finding out Mable "boyfriend" was gnomes Y/n pay Tubbo 20 buck, then they save male but the gnomes turn into a monster trying to get Mable back. The group of four beaten the gnomes monster with a leaf blower. What in store for Tubbo and his friends."

Tommy: He got to fight 100 fucking gnomes.... Why couldn't I be sent there!

Techno: This is a Tubbo x Reader story, so it going to evolve around Tubbo.

A portal open up

Cordelia: TECHNO! I'M THIS CLOSE TO PUNCHING YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW!

Cordelia fingers was touching

Me: But you fingers are touching.

Cordelia: Exactly. Now shut up! I need tape again!

Cordleia leave and the portal closes

Tommy: Show Tubbo is doing ok.

Me: He will be mate.... We just have to wait.
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Cordelia: Done!

Cordelia: I found a transcript from gravity falls which I'm happy about.

Cordelia: Enjoy!

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