A/N: Contains swearing!

In the previous chapter: When I was in a safer place, still in the Marine's HQ thought, I allowed myself to recreate in my new belongings: a very sexy skin tight leopard printed boxers and a pair of lacy panties with little sheep printed in them and with the phrase: THAT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

'*laughs* Indeed it is'

~~~~TIME SKIP brought to you by our panties thief roaming around the HQ~~~~

??? P.O.V.

I was waiting for the perfect moment to attack my next victim when I walked past a door where two people were arguing. Stopping to spy on them I decided that that time was perfect for my third theft.

Kizaru's P.O.V.

I slooowly entered Sakazuki's office to inform him about the ruckus that was happening in the lower levels of the building.

"Yo~~ Sakazuki! You knoooow~~~ There's a big ruckus out there~~"

"What the actual fuck happened Borsalino?!" asked me him angrily.

"Ah~ I don't know the exact motives, buuuut it seemed someone tried to stole Garp's cookies~~He's out there throwing cannon balls with his hands to the new recruits. Some of them even pissed their pantsss~~~"

"GARP!! That fucking old man!! If he didn't was a marine hero I would make sure to throw him in the depths of Impel Down!!" shouted Akainu.

He stood up and I marched out of the building to try to stop the combative old marine.

"Such an interesting family they aaaare~~'

??? P.O.V.

Taking my opportunity I sneaked into Akainu's bedroom.

'It's full of photos of him and a young woman... a daughter? ... his wife?'

I let the photos be and focused myself in searching for underwear. When I stole it I exited the room only to stumble into the Marine Vice Admiral Garp. I freeze and we locked gazes. He was munching rice crackers when he started laughing like the crazy man he is, splashing me with cookie crumbs.

"Gwahahahaha. So you're the mysterious panties snatcher!? Gwahahahahaha Don't worry I won't tell a soul about it!! After all, I also did it in my old times...Tsuru's panties were the most sexy!! Gwahahahahaha" I grimaced at that, that old woman...

"Garp! Where are you, old fart!" said Akainu's voice from afar.

"Argh! There he comes! I'm out!!" And he left running at a speed that is hard to believe that an old man like him had.

"You! What are you doing here! You are a Shichibukai but that not means that you can walk around the HQ like if this building is your island! GET OUT PIRATE!!" Akainu shouted at me as he passes me still chasing after Garp.

'*laughs* You'll be more angry when you won't find this in your drawer' I though as I observe my newest catch: red boxers with flowers and whit the phrase: "Fuck, yeah! I killed Roger's son" in the back and: "Absolute justice" in the front.

'Lovely. There's only one victim for the night to be complete'

A/N: If you don't recognize the young-looking marines in the pic, they are from right to left: Garp, Sengoku and Tsuru :)