M.C POV:
December 16, 2014
  
      BEEP BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER

       I heard my alarm say.I let my friend buy my alarm clock.Not the best idea

        I groaned and flipped over.I tried to find the snooze button.

       "Why am I waking up early?"I groaned

       I heard my phone go off.

       I grabbed my phone off my nightstand and turned it on.

       "Smosh Interview.Get the fuck up lazy ass."The notification said.

       "Shit!"I said while springing out of bed.

       The interview was at eight thirty and it's five fourty.

      I lived kinda far.As I mean far I mean I'm an hour away.Plus traffic two hours.

     I ran to the restroom and did my business.After I did all that I put in a brown colored contact, and parted my hair so I look semi-normal.

      I got out of the restroom and tripped over my own feet.

     "Fuck!"I said as I was falling to my death.

     I got up and groaned. I went to my closet and got random shirt, pants, and a flannel.

     I got a SnapBack, so my hair stays in place.

     I looked in the mirror to see if I messed up my hair or smudged my make-up.I fixed my hair and put on some Chapstick.

       I ran out of my room feed my dog, Mrs O'Leary.She is an all black Newfie.I rescued her from breeders that were so fucking terrible.Because of them she has stunt growth.She is big, but she is smaller than she is supposed to.I didn't want a pet, but now she is my everything.I love her so much.

I got up and got a pop tart, and put on my shoes.I grabbed my phone and keys.I prayed before I left. I then got out of the house, and said bye to Mrs.O'Leary.

I walked out of my house locked the door, out my porch, down my pathway, and out of my gate.I locked up that too.

Once I got to my car unlocked it and got in it.I started it and started my journey.

-Skip Da Ride-

I parked my car in the garage, and ran into the building.I was not that late.Only thirty minutes.

I went to the receptionist and told her my name.

She told me the third floor for interviews.She looked bored as fuck.

I got to the elevators and waited for the elevator.

"That button doesn't really work."A familiar voice said

"Oh.That why it wasn't blinking."I said turning around, "Sometimes I wonder if I got a brain in there."

"I wonder that with myself." The man said then laughed a contagious laugh, "I'm Wes."He stuck his hand.

"Minuet-Celestia."I said shaking his hand.I didn't want to say I knew because I'll feel like a creep.

We both walked into the elevator when it opened.

"That is a really nice name." Wes said, "What floor?"

"Thank you."I smiled, "Yours is pretty nice too.Also third floor."

"So why are you here?"Wes said

"I'm here for the interview." I said

"Oh your that Minuet!"Wes said while jumping. The elevator shook a little, "Not in a bad way.I looked at your résumé and I really liked it!"

"Oh thank god."I said in Vietnamese, "I thought it was really bad."I sighed in relief.

He looked at me confused then started talking again.

"It wasn't bad.It was different and it showed you weren't too professional."Wes smiled

I smiled back.

The doors opened.

"This is my stop."I said

"Good luck!"Wes said as I walked out.

"Thanks I need it!"I said back

I got in my seat, and thanked my last name started with a Q. They were only on H.

   Wait.

Holy crap I just met Wesley Alan Johnson!That gave me a reality check.A big one.

This is really happening.

      Holy shit!I can't believe this is happening!

I'm  getting interviewed by Smosh to do something I love.

-Three Hours Later-

Too many fucking people with Johnson and Hernandez as a last name.

"Minute-Celestia."I heard somewhat of my name, "You're next."

"Shit it's real."I muttered in Vietnamese

I got up and went into the room and saw Ian, Anthony, and Flitz sitting

"Hello...."Anthony looked at the paper, "Minuet!"He said kinda surprised

"Why do you sound surprised?" I questioned and a bit freaked out.

"You're the first person that looks normal and isn't dressed for a cubicle, and that your name is pretty unique."Anthony said

"Oh..Thank you?"I said walking to the middle of the room

    "You can sit on the chair."Ian said a bit amused

    "Oh okay."I said still a little nervous while sitting on the chair.

"This is Ian,Anthony, and the cool guy Flitz." Flitz said pointing to each of them.

I chuckled a bit.

"It's a pleasure to meet you guys." I said.

"Okay! Let's start the interview. Anthony you ask first." Ian said while rubbing his hands.

"Okay.So what is your favorite instrument to play?"Anthony said

"I have to say the ocarina or viola.They are just fun to play and they're different from other instruments. "I said, "Well the viola is exactly like the violin, but it's different from the others."

"You can play the ocarina?"Flitz said

"Yeah.It isn't that hard."I said shrugging my shoulder.

"That's what she said!"Ian said

I giggled,"'That's what she said jokes' are the best jokes."

"I like her."Ian said

"What is the reason why you chose to try out for this job?"
Anthony said

"I really want to make music.It has been my dream since I was four years old.My mom told me 'If you do not like what you're doing then why do it?'. I used to be in university to be a doctor.I didn't want to do something I didn't want for the rest of my life.I wanted to be a musician, so I convinced my parents to let me stop going to school for it.I then started my channel and do covers and do something I love.I then saw the video where you asked for people to audition.I saw it as an opportunity and took it."I said looking at my feet

"Wow."Flitz said, "Usually people answer with, 'You guys need more classical music here.'" Flitz said in a high pitched voice.

I laughed at this.

    "Classical music is great, but it ain't my cup of tea."I said

     They all chuckled.

    "NOt to be rude, but how old are you?"Ian said

   "I am 23 years old."I said

  "Wow.You are smarter than some of the older people we interviewed."Anthony said

"Okay so instead of serious questions.We are going to ask some ones you would not usually hear in an interview."Ian said

"Okay?"I said kinda unsure

What happens if they ask questions I didn't want to ask?!

"Don't worry.It's not sexual questions."Flitz said

    "Did I say that out loud or...."I raised an eyebrow and I did the roll on motion with my hands.

     "You looked kinda concerned." Flitz said smiling a a bit

     "Oh that explains a lot."I looked at the ground and shuffled my feet.

"Favorite gaming console?" Anthony said

"Easy.GameCube."I said

"Why is that?"Ian said

"It was one of the first consoles that I played on.Also most of the games I play are on there."I said smiling

"Favorite Marvel character?" Flitz said

"Mystique or Karma. They are both amazing female characters. I also used to really look up to Xi'an a lot."

"Finally someone we interviewed who didn't question our questions!"Anthony exclaimed

        "That's not professional of them at all!"I said

          They all smiled at me looking pretty happy.Creepy.

"What is the genre of music you listen to the most?"Ian said

"I like pop punk, post-hardcore, and ukelele screamo."I gotta represent when I'm here.

"IF I was a five year old child, and you had to explain to me how a baby was made.How'd you explain it?"Ian said

"Two people go somewhere called 'Amerac' and they chant spells to have a kid.Then poof the girl gets a big tummy, and a baby will pop out."I said

They all laughed at my answer.I hope they laughed at my answer and not at me.

"If you can be a pokemon which would you be?"Flitz said

"I'd be Ditto because I'm indecisive as fuck."I dragging the 'k' out.

"Okay.What is the weirdest thing about your body."Ian said

"My feet are turned outward instead of straight.Just like my sexuality."I said

They all died of laughter.

"You aren't straight?"Flitz said curiously and a hint of sadness

"Well I am attracted to everyone. You can say I'm Pansexual, but I prefer gay."I said

"Interesting." Ian said

       "Okay for the last thing we want you to play an instrument of your choice, out if the instruments we have."Anthony said.

       "Okay that sounds simple enough."I said

      Then I saw a couple people bring out instruments an one person bringing an amplifier.The instruments were an acoustic guitar, an electric guitar, a double bass, and a violin.

     "I choose the electric guitar."I said, "It is too pretty to pass up."I was just looking at the guitar not even acknowledging them now.

They laughed at my comment, and said I could go play on it.

I stood up and grabbed the guitar.After I grabbed it, I went to the amp and plugged it in, and it made an ears splitting screech that is just too familiar.

"Ow!"Ian yelled,"Is that the sound it makes everytime?"Ian said while rubbing his ears

"Yup."Me and Flitz said.

I looked at him and gave him a questioning look, "How'd you'd know."I said while cocking my head to the side slightly.

"I was in a band.And that sound is just oh so familiar."Flitz said with a smile.

"That explains it."I said not wanting to question more.I turned to the others and said, "Do I have to play a certain song or do I just do whatever?"

I adjusted the guitar strap on my shoulder.

"No you can play whatever song you like.And sing too please."Anthony said

"Okay."

I then started to play "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World.One of my favorite songs to play.

Hey, don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your head you feel left out or looked down on.
Just try your best, try everything you can.
And don't you worry what they tell themselves when you're away.

It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright, alright.

Hey, you know they're all the same.
You know you're doing better on your own (on your own), so don't buy in.
Live right now, yeah, just be yourself.
It doesn't matter if it's good enough (good enough) for someone else.

It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright, alright.
It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the   ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright, alright.

Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
It's only in your head you feel left out or looked down on.
Just do your best (just do your best), do everything you can (do everything you can).
And don't you worry what the bitter hearts are gonna say.

It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright, alright.
It just takes some time,
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
Everything, everything will be just fine,
Everything, everything will be alright.

I finished the song and saw all of them smiling.Then I hear clapping.

I turned my head to see the rest of the Smosh Games and the Squad standing there.

"You're really good."Mari said

"Yeah she really is."Sohinki said

"Wait is that a Gerard Way shirt!?"Mari said while her eyes widened

"You like him!"I yelled

"Yes!"Mari said

"Finally a person I meet I'm as an adult that likes him!"I said jumping slightly, trying to contain my excitement.

"Guys we have to finish the interview."Anthony fake scolding them, and smiling slightly at me and Mari's excitement.

"Okay."They said and left he room

"Okay we will inform you if you got the job."Ian said

"Okay it was nice to meet you guys."I said and took the guitar off and put it on the stand.

I walked to the door and waved goodbye to them.

"See you did great!"I heard someone say

"Wes!"I said while turning to him, "You gave me luck!".

"You didn't even need it."Wes said while patting my shoulder

I laughed because of size of my shoulder compared to his hand.

"Why are you laughing?" Wes said confused

"Your hands are fucking huge compared to me!"I said laughing

"I wanna talk more, but I have work.So can get you number. Not in a weird way.Just like friends!"Wes said blushing in embarrassment.

"Don't worry."I laughed, "Here put your number in my phone and I'll text you."I passed my phone to him.

"Okay."

He grabbed my phone and typed away.

I got my phone back and we said goodbye, and I was on my way back to Loma Linda.

Flitz's POV

       She was amazing!She was musically talented and she was so nice.I like her.

       "We're hiring her."I hear Ian say.

       "Hell yeah we are!"Anthony said

      "I think Flitz would like that a lot."Ian said nudging me.

       "What are you guys talking about?"I said raising an eyebrow

       "Don't give us that bull!We saw how you looked at her."Anthony said

        "Okay okay maybe I like her, but I don't even know her that well."I said

       "Whatever makes you sleep at night."Ian said putting his hands up in defeat.

      "I ship it."I hear Anthony whisper to Ian.

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A/n:Loma Linda is actually a place.Also hope you like it.