Dear Future Kevin,

Today Corey informed me that Christina Grimmie is going to release a new EP! "Side A", it has a nice ring to it, don't ya think?

When Corey told me, I didn't know what else to feel except for just pure excitement. I can't wait to see her in less than two months! When Corey told me about it, I instantly looked online and saw that Christina did post something about Side A.

My other coworkers laughed at me when I told them about my plan to marry Christina. 

"Kevin, you can't possibly do that. She's not gonna fall for some weirdo like you. No one even likes you. Celebrities lie when they say they love all of their fans." One says, while rolling his eyes.

"Literally, Kevin, I'm a girl. I know what girls like. Trust me, your look is not exactly pulling it off. I'm not trying to be offensive, actually, I really don't care. I just don't want that Christina girl to be affected by your, well, terribleness." Another says. At this moment I looked around and saw everyone agreeing.

As you probably remember, this enraged me. How could someone have such little hope? I'm pretty lovable. Sure, I only have one friend, but he loves me!

Today at work I saw a little girl wearing a Christina Grimmie t-shirt. I smiled at the sight, knowing that one day she would look up to me, the husband of Christina.

As the little girl and her mother were checking out, I decided to comment on the girl's shirt.

"What a nice shirt! One day I'm going to marry Christina!" I said with a smile.

All the girl did was hide behind the mom, who said to me, "You shouldn't lie to little girls. Especially about love. You probably haven't even met Christina."
Can you believe that?! I was just being nice to the girl and the mom goes and blows up on me! People these days are just so unbelievable!

Why can't people just respect me and Christina's relationship? Maybe it's just a Florida thing.

It's almost midnight, and my shift starts at 8:00. I'm going to head to bed, where I will dream of our honeymoon to Jamaica.

Love,
January 27th, 2016 Kevin

Author's Note
Any feedback would be great! I'm sorry if any of this makes you sad :(