this is berk

a/n: the ghost readers are back so updates are now monthly lol

i got 20k reads, with like minimal votes and comments

more votes and comments mean quicker updates for you guys, remember the book is completed in my drafts 😭😭😭 i'm just deciding to be mean because you guys are deciding to be stupid ass ghost readers

ALSO AND I FOUND OUT THAT HICCUP HAS A TATTOO OF ASTRID'S NAME ABOVE HIS HEART??

we switch it up, and it's y/n's name instead BOOM *mic drop*

the only reason i posted this is because R-RAMPAGE and -philoxphobia have both made hiccup x readers, link's are in the comments

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authors pov

07:46 AM. BERK, THE ISLE OF BERK

the sun has risen, the blue skies all over the world. the dragons follow the alpha and beta; some of them roar in excitement. they are ready to see their new home. hopefully, it is somewhere where they will not need to suffer.

berk, not like it did not before, bursts with colour. berk is now nearly covered in dragons, new platforms and homes being built on the small island on a daily basis. they are overpopulated. midnight does not like it. but she still gets her space at the clearing so, she is satisfied. for now.

"this...is berk!" hiccup calls to the dragons cheerfully, lowering his flicking his mask up. "your new home away from home!" y/n looks back at all the dragon's that they are bringing then to the ones that are already on berk. oh dear. oh dear, indeed. "a stunning, one-stop, all-expense-paid dream destination,"

a gronckle lands on a pile of other gronckles napping, knocking over a few and causing the roof to creek before the house completely topples over.

"settle in, and let your worries melt away!" hiccup continues, leading the dragons into town. "the service here soars, the cuisine is fiery..." a man holds up a long stick, a large fish on the end ready to be cooked. a dragon blows fire on it, scorching it to a crisp. this one of the reasons midnight does not like fish. "and the locals are as colourful as you get!"

"iksi jāre naejot se kiōs tolī bisa," y/n whispers to midnight, the girl chirping the glee. 

"any run-of-the-mill paradise boasts beaches and sunshine, but not us!" hiccup continues to blissfully talk about berk, not noticing the problems down below. vikings struggle to get through the crowd of dragons blocking the road, resorting to leaping across on the dragons' backs. how cute. and what a struggle. "we've got something no one else can touch. we, my friend, have dragons," dragons of all kinds swarmed around berk, the new dragons looking around in awe as hiccup continues to show them around. "lots and lots of dragons!"

toothless lands on one of the spinning perches, midnight opting to just land on the floor instead as the crimson goregutter lands on a perch. people below scream as the gorgegutter spins, letting closer to the ground, midnight roaring a warning to get clear as the large dragon flies down, landing with a loud boom. isn't she so nice? such a good friendly dragon. 

"gang, meet our latest berkians!" midnight flies down besides toothless as hiccup jumps off his saddle, gesturing to the new dragons.

y/n slides off midnight's wing, taking off her helmet. the crimson goregutter lets out a powerful roar, midnight whining. these stupid dragons. 

"welcome to paradise, mate," a male viking says, offering a fish to a new dragon.

"well, aren't you a beauty?" a woman coos to another dragon as it chitters at her."

aw, you're welcome! you're welcome!" snotlout boasts, making y/n roll her eyes in annoyance. he dumps his sweaty helmet on a little viking boy, making him stagger around. "i took on, like, one hundred trappers. a thousand trappers!" he quickly corrects, pointing at everyone with wide eyes.

"all with burning undies," ruffnut cackles, pointing at snotlout which makes him stomp away.

"my thick, full beard almost caught on fire!" tuffnut says, rushing forward, his hair tied to his front and acting as a beard. not impressive at all.

"just...just stop," ruffnut sighs, shaking her head.

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"so, uh, hiccup's mom," snotlout flirts as he approaches. valka looks at him as she pets one of the newer dragons. "any notes on my bone-crushing assault or was it pretty much perfect?"

"oh! it was indescribable," valka says. not a truth and not a lie. "and please, call me valka," she says, giving her attention back to the dragon. "it has been a year,"

"first-name basis," snotlout smirks, backing away a step with a nod.

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"i think the real heroes of the day are midnight and toothless!" hiccup grins, petting midnight's head gently before focusing on toothless. "isn't that right, bud?" he coos, hugging toothless and rubbing his head. "what would we do without you, o king of dragons?" midnight blinks before ramming her head into hiccup's side. "a-and, of course, the most beautiful beta in the entire world!"

midnight coos at hiccup, y/n walking over from petting another dragon to see if they had any marks or bruises. 

"se olvie vok zaldrīzes isse se giez vys," y/n says, kissing midnight's forehead. 

"we should all start training a lot harder," astrid says, getting everyone's attention. "that was sloppy," she helps charles down, him thanking her with a kiss to her forehead.

"astrid does have a point," valka says, looking around, the crew listening in. "perhaps you all rely a little too much on your dragons. not enough on one another. besides hiccup and y/n who also rely on each other a bit too much,"

hiccup and y/n look at each other. they can't help it. they are mostly in sync most of the times. and y/n has never lived without midnight, why would she separate from her?

"that's exactly what i was saying! just listen up, guys," snotlout rushes forward, landing besides hiccup.

"i would not rely on if you were the last man on earth," y/n states, looking at snotlout. "your cloak is the reason as to why you did not help us. at all. again,"

"you're just jealous hiccup's mom is super-impressed with me," snotlout tsks, shaking his head. he slaps hiccup's ass, y/n making a face of disgust. "i'm like the son they always wanted,"

"i sincerely doubt that," y/n says, scrunching up her nose. 

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fishlegs pets meatlug, fishmeat bouncing from his pack. why bring a baby dragon everywhere? we do not know. and who is fishmeat's father...?

"fishmeat," fishlegs calls out, before realising that the baby dragon will be safe as the dragon rushes to the crimson goregutter. "you found a new friend!" the crimson goregutter jumps in surprise as the baby playfully paws at him, making him roar playfully and go into a pounce position, the structures around shaking.

"mind your heads!" a man shouts, everyone ducking as the goregutter tail spins and nearly smacks them in the face. it does not but it knocks a viking's helmet off. y/n balance does not falter, but she reaches out to hiccup when she notices that he is going to fall. both duck under the dragon's massive tail as he roars, bouncing around with the baby gronckle. the large dragon runs into a large pillar, making it topple over. it collapses, both vikings and dragons scrambling to dodge it as it falls onto a house, setting off a chain reaction. house after house collapses on one another, destroying viking and dragon homes as they scramble to get clear. wow, that is a bunch a new house that need to be rebuilt.

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hiccup winces, looking at the destruction as y/n blinks, watching. oh, seven hells.

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dragons squawk in fear, quickly fleeing their housings as the last house finally falls into the sea.

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y/n sighs, rubbing her hand down her face. 

"what good is having the king and his second of dragons around if they can't keep order?!" gobber growls angrily, shoving past the crowd to the two.

y/n rolls her eyes, like she is insignificant? she is still the mother of dragons. she walks away from hiccup, her hands behind her back, standing under where the goregutter was about to step on. it keeps it leg up in the air as y/n glares at it. 

"keligon. ao gīmigon sȳrkta," she says, the dragon taking a step away from her and bowing its head at her. "hello, gobber," y/n smiles, turning her head at him. 

"hello, lass," gobber says, before turning back to hiccup. "and where do you suppose we put these ones?" he demands, his hands on his hips.

"eh, we'll make room," hiccup nonchalantly replies, shrugging.

"do you care to tell me where exactly?" y/n asks hiccup, walking over to him. hiccup purses his lips. where? is there even room? what does he tell her?

"uh-"

"aah!" gobber screams, slamming his hand into hiccup's stomach, making the brunette groan out. y/n winces, making a face. gobber points to the small purple and yellow frog-like dragon, his hand shaking in fear. y/n raises her eyebrow, waiting for gobber to continue. "you brought back a hobgobbler!"

"and how exactly does that have any significance?" y/n says, shaking her head and turning to hiccup. "iksan jāre naejot se kiōs hae nyke yknagon hen zaldrīzes arlī. gaomagon ao care naejot join nyke?" hiccup's eyebrows raise at the question. of course he would. 

"if i ever say no to that, you are going to have to ask midnight to burn me," he says, making y/n laugh. 

"come," y/n says, taking hiccup's hand. the two of them ready to go the clearing together. but...

"hiccup, come here!" valka says, the male turning to her slowly. no, no, no, no. he just wants to spend time with his girlfriend. he just wants to spend time with the love of his life. "i need your help with something,"

"b-but, y/n-uh, we-we're..." he groans, y/n kissing his check and patting it softly. hiccup pouts, y/n rolling her eyes and kissing him on the lips. 

"hembar jēda," she whispers as they part. he nods, still a bit sad. they have not been to the clearing together in a while. "māzigon, midnight!" midnight chitters, pouncing after y/n as hiccup watches her walk away and out of sight. he sighs, shaking his head before following his mother.