[How I want to deal with things]

Emily: Ducktape is the solution to everything!

Toriel: Ok class what is 2 + 2?

Emily: *slaps ducktape onto board* DUCKTAPE!

Zoey: I can't get my life together...

Emily: *ducktapes Zoey's life together* DUCKTAPE!

Bellona: Jeremy is the most annoying brother...

Emily: ... *ducktapes ever inch of Jeremy's body*

Jeremy: *muffled screams*

Emily: *throws Jeremy into pool of killer sharks* DUCKTAPE!

Haters: *runs for their lives*

Emily: *chasing them with ducktape in hand* DUCKTAPE!