"Mother, Let's go!! it's closing soon" I hesitate, mother, You don't need ANYTHING!! Everything is in the car already -,- 

I Jump from the 2nd step and mom does the full run down the stairs (Lazyness Kicks in) ...We jump into the car (Not litterly) They speed down our 100 feet driveway and up the curve... We drive for 10 minutes and pull up and find  a parking spot..Of course on a FREEZING day we have to park at the back >0< 

I start to shiver and run... I run into the doors and waits for mom... She has to run back to her car she forgets her wallet...I'm like "The only thing you need how do you forget it?" 

I grab a cart and stroll around waiting for mom, She takes a while.. I come around the last shelf and i see a suspicoious man looking at the electronics...he spots me... Of course i try to ignore him but he comes right over... I say "Hi, Cold day?' He does a weird moan... "Yeap,Yeap, Would you like some candy? I say under my breathe " No thank you, I never had dinner yet" ,Suit your self he says, I meet mom at the doors, i tell her the story

She says "Don't EVER EVER SAY no, The man comes over to us AGAIN, He bumps into *By Accident* And runs out of the store,,,, Security was behind him... chasing him rapidly and the *Theif* Drops 4 video games and 2 iPhone 5c's. He shoves two XBOX 360's into his bag... anad runs out of the store.... 

Since than, I've never been to that walmart, and i don't think i will be soon

(Now, This was NOT real) Er, I DON'T WANNA RUIN THE MOOD shit...