Me: *sees a spider on the wall* *screams* JORDANNN! KILL ITTT! *scrambles off couch and hurries to my room*

Jordan: *looks over from the kitchen* i swear... You're pretty brave, but see one bug and you scream like a girl...

Me: DON'T TORTURE ME! KILL IT! *hides under all the blankets on my bed*

Jordan: *grabs the spider* it's a daddy long leg :D

Me: I DON'T CARE! IT'S GONNA BITE ME

Jordan: *walks over and pulls the blanket off me* i took care of it -lies-

Me: *looks at him, relieved* thank you, child...

Jordan: oh, wait. I lied *drops the spider on me*

Me: *screams and flicks it away* IM LEAVING YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Jordan: *laughs hysterically as i leave the house*