So today one of my fellow workers (not Jordan or Marge) told me a fun fact today.

Male dogs sometimes "mate" with other male dogs to show dominance.

And all i could think of after that was a rp scenario... And i wrote it out briefly here with random character names.

Characters-- Simon and Josh are both straight, male, and werewolves.

Simon stood up to the school bully, Josh, one day. After shool Josh grabbed him and brought him to a secluded place.
Simon: but we're both straight! ;n;
Josh: if you fuck with my dominance, you get fucked :)

So yeah. Fun.