Sarah stroked her hand on Brendon's forehead as she began to passionately kiss him. Their lips touched for just a second when Brendon began to break away.
"Sweetie, what's wrong?" Sarah asked. "We were just getting started."
Brendon tried to keep it cool, still hiding Ryan to keep his reputation. "I, uh, had a cough."
"Hey, if I ask you something, do you promise to tell me the truth?"
"Of course. Anything."
Just then, footsteps approached.
"What was that?"
"Don't worry babe, it was probably just the dogs."
"Do you... Have feelings for Ryan?"

And that concludes this chapter of The Gay Fandom Buttsex With Household Items Fic! My phone turned off halfway into writing it but I saved it anyway so yay for that! It was probably karma for giving my friend spoilers for the Doctor Who episode she's watching but ANYWAY its my favorite episode so who can blame me. For some reason I just found out My Chemical Romance was on Yo Gabba Gabba even though it was my little brother Jimmy's life back when he was like five so I wonder how many miniature emos that created. Turn down making a song for Twilight, preform on Yo Gabba Gabba. Thanks for having your priorities straight, MCR! Anyway don't forget to - oh fuck it you guys know the rest.
Q: Why couldn't you think of a better question?
A: Cause I'm in a rush and too lazy to ask more people :3