My stupid squishy nose

is completely filled with snot,

and no matter where I goes

my throat is in a knot.

And my eyes won't open all the way

I'm feeling kind of faint.

You'd think on such a pretty day

I'd not have one complaint.

Yet here I am with sniffles

sneezin', coughin' up a lung.

In my throat there stays a tickle

and a super swollen tongue.

So I'll pour some tea into my mug

bask in my maladies.

Turns out it's not a little bug,

it's springtime allergies.