I made a Beanie Anthem cuz I have no life and I was bored.

Inspired by SpongeBob's theme song.

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*Ahem*

Beanie Boss: Are ya ready, kids?

The clan: Aye, aye, Beanie Boss!

Beanie Boss: I can't hear you!

The clan: AYE, AYE, BEANIE BOSS!

Beanie Boss: Oooooohhhhhhh . . .

Who lives in a house shaped like a beanie?

The clan: The Cozy Clan!

Beanie Boss: Woolly and warm and fluffy are we!

The clan: The Cozy Clan!

Beanie Boss: We have no idea what made us do this.

The clan: The Cozy Clan!

Beanie Boss: We hope that this song soon gets a remix!

The clan: The Cozy Clan!

Beanie Boss: Ready?

Everyone:

The Cozy Clan!

The Cozy Clan!

The Cozy Clan!

The Cooooooozy Claaaaaannnnnn!

Beanie Boss: *blows flute SpongeBob style*

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What did I just waste my five minutes of life on? I have no clue.

wE hAve nO iDeA sO dOn'T aSk!