Dear Diary,

I have some baffling news! Jess is pregnant! Owmayghaad! Kagabi kasi, habang animo'y piyesta sa dami ng pagkain namin during dinner, Jess suddenly got up and ran to the bathroom. Syempre pa sinundan ko! She was vomitting. Sabi nya the chicken tastes funny daw. Kinda reminded me of what Bella said to Edward during their honeymoon.

The truth is, the chicken tasted fine. Nang magtanong kami kay mama, she concluded that Jess is pregnant. And just to be sure, we ran a pregnancy test on Jess. It's positive. Kaya naman pala sobrang blooming nya these past few days kahit very little to none ang makeup nya.

Anyway, earlier today, sinundo sya ng asawa nya. He wasn't much of a looker but to see the way she looks at him and how he looks back, it's like.... ugh! Love, in its truest sense.

And I wondered if Migs and I have that. Bago pa lang kami, sure... pero dapat sa una pa lang, somehow kita na di ba?

Nga pala, I have another baffling news. Maloloka ka, diary! As in! Buong byahe pauwi, nakanganga ako sa gulat! Of all the weird things that should happen... ito yung pinakamalala! Hindi ko alam kung matatawa ako o matatakot o mawiwirduhan o ano! HAHAHA...

So, ready?

Ehem...

Ganito kasi.

May nangyari kina Lester at Eliza.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Tangina, di ba?! You should have seen the look on Lester's face when he told me that! Ang epic!

He was a bit tipsy that night and he took Eliza as a challenge. The latter said that no one will know and it's not like they'd see each other again. Ito namang gaga, pumayag! Kasi Lester is more of a silahis, but leaning on gay. But he sometimes has a thing for women, especially the hot ones.

I must admit, Eliza's kinda hot. Model-material.

What she did not anticipate is Lester being guilty. He told me because he thinks it's right, given na kamag-anak ko si Eliza and almost everyone of my other cousins had a spite with her.

But this is something else! And now, diary, I think Lester's confused with his sexuality again.

Going back to Manila (ugh!),

Ingrid

P.S. Ang dami nilang ipinadalang pagkain kay Migs. Sa akin, isang piling lang ng saging! Sino ba talaga ang kamag-anak nila?