Dear Diary,

When Jessica asked how the date went, I told her I could salute Migs with my middle fingers. Two of them. I'll include my middle toes if I can help it. That's how great the date went.

She just laughed at me and assured me that if Migs asked me again, I'd definitely say yes.

I highly doubt it.

Dalang-dala na,

Ingrid

P.S. He won't ask me again, would he?