idk i feel like crack is not a thing i usually write i think fluff 'n' angst is more my thing but not crack

but i remembered a song and im like

thats it

thats his theme song

feel like you guys are either really confused or u KNOW what's coming

"Chat, what are you doing?" Ladybug placed a hand on her hip as cocked her head, watching Chat fiddle with a speaker.

"Shhh, it's coming." He turned to face her, a wild grin on his face. "My theme song." He plugged in a microphone and played a track from his baton.

https://youtu.be/V-_O7nl0Ii0

Ladybug furrowed her brow. "Chat, those are ocean waves."

"Wait for it..."

Oh my fucking god.

"WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE."

"Chat."

"YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO IIIII."

"Chat did you really just-"

"A FULL COMMITMENT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF."

"Chat I swear-"

"YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY!"

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

just in case you wanted the full song

"CHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME."

"I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING, GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND!!"

"CHAT WHY?!"

"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP-"

"I'LL ACTUALLY DATE YOU IF YOU STOP."

"NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN."

"PLEASE GOD NO WHY?!"

"NEVER GONNA RUUUUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!"

"YOU NEED ME ALIVE PLEASE STOP!"

"NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY!"

"YOU ALREADY HAVE!"

"NEVER GONNA SAAAAY GOODBYE!"

"I'LL ACTUALLY REVEAL MYSELF IF YOU STOP!"

"NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU!"

"IT WAS NEVER THE LIES THAT HURT ME!"

the 2008 memes

yes i did just do that

i'm hella bored coz i finiSHED MY OTHER MIRACULOUS BOOK

LOOK OUT FOR IT I'LL BE PUBLISHING THE FIRST OFFICIAL PART ON THE 12th OF DECEMBER

the feels were real

just like this chapter

i'm not sorry

goodbye