yes this time that's french

THIS IS MY GO TO THING WHEN I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK OKAY

marbear has added Goldilocks, Bae and Bruh

Bae: Seriously Nino, we're going back to this

Bruh: oi fuck off m8

Goldilocks: nino i thought we made a PACT

Bruh: that was a suicide pact my homie

marbear: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A SUICIDE PACT

Goldilocks: if we both live to be 100 we shall kill ourselves at the same moment so that we never have to live without each other

Bruh: bruh

Goldilocks: bruh

Bae: Brotp

marbear: agree

Bruh: my bromie

Goldilocks: my brony

Bruh: HOW DARE

Bruh: I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU

Bae: NOT THE BROTP

Goldilocks: i was dating someone behind your back anyway

Bruh: LE GASP

Bae: LE GASP

marbear: LE GA- oh wait

Bae: MAR HOW DARE

marbear: sweetheart i've always known about you and nino

marbear: payback muthafcker

Bae: I'M DIVORCING YOU

marbear: as is to be expected from a marriage where both spouses are cheating on each other

Bruh: what

Goldilocks: does that mean that nino and i were married but cheating on each other with mar and alya who were also married and cheating on each other

Bruh: i think so

marbear: yes

Bae: basically

Goldilocks: does that make it a love square instead of a love triangle

Authorperson: HA

Authorperson: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Authorperson has blown up into rainbow glitter and confetti

Goldilocks: Well.

marbear: that girl is fucking crazy

Bae: agree

Bruh: so

Bruh: my homies my pals my chums my buddies

Bruh: how do you feel

Goldilocks: about a double divorce/wedding ceremony?!

Bruh: about a theme song for us

Bruh: what no

Bruh: adrien what the fuck

Bae: I'm down for a double divorce/wedding ceremony

marbear: WE ARE SIXTEEN 

marbear: THAT'S ILLEGAL

Bae: the course of true love never did run smooth

Goldilocks: shakespeare. nice.

marbear: YEAH ROMEO AND JULIET FELL IN LOVE TRAGICALLY AT THE AGE OF FOURTEEN GUESS HOW THAT ENDED

marbear: THEY DIED

Bruh: marinette is the only sane one out of all of us

Bae: have I ever told you about the time she jumped around her house singing

Goldilocks: what song

Bae: Sing

Bruh: pentatonix?

Bae: yea

marbear: fuckin fight me

Goldilocks: Pentatonix? Who?

Bae: WHAT

Bruh: HOW DARE

marbear: YOU HAVE NOT BEEN EDUCTAED

marbear: educated*

Goldilocks: oh is this another thing like my education on disney

marbear: yes

marbear: but this won't take as long

Bae: wait what he didn't disney

Bruh: how dare

Bae: nino stfu

marbear: looks like i have to teach you again

Goldilocks: what a shame

marbear: a couple hours 

Goldilocks: together

marbear: in one room

Goldilocks: maybe locked

marbear: ;))))))

Goldilocks: ;))))

Bruh: Guys. Gross.

Bae: I know we've been rooting for it for a rlly long time but srsly stahp

marbear: like you're any better

Goldilocks: do you know how many months we've been third wheeling

Bae: yeah

Bruh: but

Bae: no couple

Bruh: could ever

Bae: match your PDA levels

Bruh: or the love hearts in your eyes when you stare at each other

Goldilocks: wow.

marbear: such synchronisation

marbear: much old memes

marbear: wow

Goldilocks: mar

Goldilocks: no

marbear: whoa we're halfway there

marbear: whoa

marbear: 

Bae: whoa we're halfway there

Bae: whoa

Bae: 

Bruh: whoa we're halfway there

Bruh: whoa

Bruh: 

Goldilocks: you guys suck

marbear: and you swallow

Bruh: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET REKT

Bae: niNO

Bruh: niYES

Goldilocks: seriously you're so childish

marbear: YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY A CHARACTER FROM A FUCKING BOOK FOR FOUR YEAR OLDS

Goldilocks: so

Goldilocks: never said I wasn't childish

Bruh: guys

Bruh: i googled adrienette

Bruh: why are there so many pictures

marbear: what

Bae: no comment

Goldilocks: ^^

marbear: alya and adrien explain

Bae: whatever are you talking about????

Goldilocks: i have no idea what you mean mari????

marbear: tell me now or no pastries for two months.

Bae: LE GASP

Goldilocks: LE GASP

Bruh: LE GA- oh wait

marbear: yeah. nino still gets croissants but y'all don't IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT YOU DID

Bae: I made a blog dedicated to adrienette and it kinda... blew up?

Goldilocks: helped that i kinda posted on every social media i have that i am dating a beautiful princess who i will one day marry

Bruh: bro that's dedication

Bae:  no nino

Bae: that's love

marbear: so that's how chloe found out

marbear: damn

Goldilocks: what???

marbear: i wanted to kiss you in front of her to show you're mine

Goldilocks: we can still do that!!

marbear: it's not as fun though

Goldilocks: she's trying to break us up

marbear: let's do it

Bae: i'll film

Bruh: i'll cheer

Bae: operation make chloe mad is a go

~*~

Bruh: now this is a story all about how

Goldilocks: my life got flipped-turned upside down

Bae: and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there

marbear: i'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel air

Goldilocks: good ol' will smith

marbear: FUCKIN FUCKITY FUCK

Goldilocks: what?!

marbear: I STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE AND STABBED  MY FUCKING FINGER WITH A NEEDLE

Bae: poor bebe

Bruh: yeah but that happens all the time

marbear: rUDE

Goldilocks: i mean...

marbear: do you want a punch to the face?

Goldilocks: rude nino, just rude

Bae: she has you wrapped around her little finger

Goldilocks: wouldn't have it any other way

Bruh: kinky

marbear: no kink-shaming here

Bae: we're not

Bae: i mean, some of the stuff me and nino do...

Bruh: they don't need to know that

Goldilocks: oh yeah mari did i tell you about that one time they had a threesome with alix as a dare

marbear: sounds like something they would do

Bae: how do you know that?!

Bruh: did alix tell you?!

Goldilocks: i stalk you guys on tumblr and that includes all your secret accounts

marbear: yeah it's a good source of entertainment.

Bruh: ...

Bae: ...

Bae: welp this conversation has indeed been enlightening

Goldilocks: if you make another secret account i will find you

Goldilocks: Liam Neeson is on my side

marbear: we get it you're famous

Bruh: fuck this shit I'm out

Bruh: peace out peeps

Bae: TAKE ME WITH YOU

Bae: THIS TWO ARE CREEPING ME OUT

marbear: WE WILL FIND YOU

Goldilocks: AND WE WILL STALK YOU

Bruh has deleted the conversation.

this went in so many directions i'm beginning to figure out these are basically me talking to myself