because it rhymes

Authorperson has added princess, knight, Queen, DJKing and MelonOniichan

Authorperson: so I got bored

princess: are you a goddess

Authorperson: no

Authorperson: but he is

MelonOniichan: I AM THE GOD OF CHICKENS

Queen: Okay calm down psycho chicken god

Authorperson: OHMYGOD IS THAT TYLER OAKLEY

MelonOniichan: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

Authorperson: ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

DJKing: okay who is the melon

knight: her brother

DJKing: how do you know that

knight: onii-chan

princess: weeb

knight: I take offense to that statement

Melononiichan: CAITLYN I AM NOT A WEEB

Authorperson: Suuuuuure you aren't

Melononiichan: FUCK OFF

Authorperson: YOU ARE ELEVEN YOU SHOULD NOT BE SWEARING

Queen: he's eleven

princess: guess what authorperson

Authorperson: what

princess: we know your name now

Authorperson: D̶̦ǎ̝̯ͬͦ̏̋ͥ͞m͍͏̴͎̎̅ͮ̏̃n͙̺̼͔͇̂̎͒̈́̚ ̩̩͘i̛̠̣̤ͪ͆̑͂͋̄͒ͣ͜͜͝ț̶̳ͯ͠

Melononiichan: HA THEY DON'T KNOW MY NAME HAHAHAHA

Authorperson has kicked Melononiichan from the conversation

Authorperson: I'll go back to being a puppeteer, catch ya later dweebs

Authorperson has left the conversation

princess: uh

knight: well then

Queen: who is tyler oakley and why did she call me that

Authorperson has joined the conversation

Authorperson: TYLER OAKLEY IS QUEEN

Authorperson:

Authorperson: HE IS THE CUTEST PERSON ALIVE apart from marinette

Authorperson has left the conversation

knight: well i can agree to that

DJKing: i'd go gay for him

Authorperson: well that's good, he's gay.

DJKing: when did you get back?!

Authorperson: I was sick of typing everything

princess: huh

Queen: are we in a fanfiction

Authorperson: OH NO SHE'S ONTO US

Melononiichan: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

broobdooboob: ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

Queen: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

broobdooboob: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

Authorperson has kicked princess, knight, Queen and DJKing from the conversation.

Authorperson: Problem solved

broobdooboob: but they're gone

Authorperson: FUCK

Melononiichan: you fucked up

broobdooboob: I can agree to that

WE GOT 3K VOTES HOLY CRAP WHAT YOU GUYS ARE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

Sorry I haven't been updating, my creativity is running low (even though I have a tonne of drafts I need to finish) and I have school, so I'm mainly focusing on my electives for next year, my homework, a film I need to actually film tomorrow... It's hectic, and updates might be slower. Thanks!