I am aware that 'numero dos' is Spanish, not French. You can't see it, but I'm making my 'I don't care' face.

also decided they're aged up, 17 or 16 or whatever

names come from parks and recreation, vid attached

Baelya has added EagleOne, currentlydoingthat, and ifihadtopickadude

Baelya: am I missing something

EagleOne: quick name yourself ithappenedonceinadream

Baelya: why

currentlydoingthat: because squad goals

ifihadtopickadude: Do it

Baelya: fine

Baelya has changed their name to ithappenedonceinadream

ithappenedonceinadream: I kinda get EagleOne, but why is mar currentlydoingthat and why is nino ifihadtopickadude

EagleOne: because I'm currently doing that and if I had to pick a dude

ifihadtopickadude: chloe is beentheredonethat and nathanael is EagleTwo

ithappenedonceinadream: why is adrien eagle one

ifihadtopickadude: because I'm not currently doing anything and neither is nath

EagleOne: my bro here is single and likes long walks on the beach, romantically staring into eyes in the moonlight, and holding hands under the table

ifihadtopickadude: oi fuck off m8

ithappenedonceinadream: are you trying to set me and nino up

currentlydoingthat: just date him please me and adrien have been rooting for it for so long

ifihadtopickadude: do I get a choice

currentlydoingthat: we all know you are in the stage of 'mutually crushing' and you would have no problem so no

EagleOne: we all know Alya is the dominant one

ithappenedonceinadream: WAIT

ithappenedonceinadream: YOU TWO ARE DATING

currentlydoingthat: and the penny drops

EagleOne: yes i am currently doing that

currentlydoingthat: adrien I will slap you

ithappenedonceinadream: are yOU NEAR EACH OTHER

currentlydoingthat: adrien's been at my house all day

EagleOne: she makes really good food

EagleOne: and is a really good kisser ngl

currentlydoingthat: ADRIEN AGRESTE I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

ifihadtopickaguy: IT HAPPENED M'BOY IS ACTUALLY GETTIN SOME

ithappenedonceinadream: i know mar's a good kisser

ifihadtopickaguy: oooooooooooooooh spill

currentlydoingthat: it was a dare from alix okay

EagleOne: sooo that's who your first kiss was with

EagleOne: shit she has some experience

EagleOne: alya, Chat Noir and now me

ithappenedonceinadream: and that one guy from summer camp two years ago

ithappenedonceinadream: and jagged stone's son

EagleOne: jagged stone has a son?!

EagleOne: mari kissed him?!

currentlydoingthat: he had bad breath

currentlydoingthat: we broke up like two days over because i kept teasing him and he kept looking at other girls

ithappenedonceinadream: and there was pierre

currentlydoingthat: do not remind me of that dick

EagleOne: what happened with pierre

ifihadtopickaguy: you don't wanna know

ithappenedonceinadream: he asked her out when we were like 13

ithappenedonceinadream: she actually really liked him

ithappenedonceinadream: then he kissed chloe *ahem* beentheredonethat right in front of her

EagleOne: that little shit

EagleOne: where is he now I need to punch him

currentlydoingthat: i punched him and he actually left to Australia he was that scared of me

EagleOne: I knew there was a reason I love you

ifihadtopickaguy: love's a strong word

EagleOne: four years and i can marry her

ithappenedonceinadream: that's at least 1461 days

ifihadtopickaguy: at most?

ithappenedonceinadream: 1462

ifihadtopickaguy: whut

ifihadtopickaguy: 4 x 365 is 1460

ithappenedonceinadream: leap years idiot

ifihadtopickaguy: oh yeah

ithappenedonceinadream: where did they go

ifihadtopickaguy: they disappeared after adrien said the marriage things

ithappenedonceinadream: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ifihadtopickaguy: you think so?

ithappenedonceinadream: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

ifihadtopickaguy: yeah they're probs making out

ithappenedonceinadream: yo nino

ifihadtopickaguy: wazzup

ithappenedonceinadream: wanna get icecream later

ifihadtopickaguy: are you asking me out

ithappenedonceinadream: as a fangirl I cannot deny my fellow shippers their ship

ifihadtopickaguy: so you're asking me out

ithappenedonceinadream: yes

ifihadtopickaguy: meet at park in 2 hours?

ithappenedonceinadream: sure cya then

~*~

LoisLane has added ClarkKent, hesmyotherhalf and shesmyotherhalf

LoisLane: OMFG DO WE ALL HAVE COUPLE NAMES

ClarkKent: I THINK WE DO

shesmyotherhalf: nah, I'm just stating the truth

hesmyotherhalf: Kitty if you say that one more time

shesmyotherhalf: I'll get a kiss?

hesmyotherhalf: ...

hesmyotherhalf: I'm rlly bored rn so I'm just gonna do this

hesmyotherhalf has added QueenBee, FoxChick and sabrina

QueenBee: what is this and why is it called 'the squad'

shesmyotherhalf: because it's the squad

hesmyotherhalf: duh

QueenBee: ADRIKINS?!

FoxChick:  ARE YOU GUYS DATING

hesmyotherhalf: srsly

hesmyotherhalf: we literally have matching names

hesmyotherhalf: and he's making me make us matching shirts

shesmyotherhalf: yes we're dating

FoxChick: i have two reactions, one is NOOO MY CRUSH the other is YESS OTP

QueenBee: ADRIKINS WHY ARE YOU DATING THIS HOOLIGAN

QueenBee: MARIGAN

hesmyotherhalf: OMG SORRY ADRIEN I HAVE TO

hesmyotherhalf has changed their name to MARIGAN

shesmyotherhalf: it's alright, princess

LoisLane: OHMYGAWD YOU CALL HER PRINCESS THAT IS SO CUTE ARE YOU HER PRINCE OR SOMETHING

shesmyotherhalf has changed their name to KnightInShiningAmour

QueenBee: ADRIKINS

FoxChick: PRINCESS KNIGHT IN SHINING AMOUR HOLYSHIT ALL NOPE IS GONE I AM ADRIENETTE TRASH

FoxChick has added Authorperson

FoxChick: THANK YOU FOR OPENING MY EYES TO THE WONDER THAT IS ADRIENETTE AUTHORPERSON

Authorperson: you're welcome, just please calm down, jesus christ

Authorperson: who am I kidding, I'm exactly like that

Authorperson: later losers (chloe)

Authorperson has left the conversation

QueenBee: EXCUSE ME?! I AM NOT A LOSER THESE PEOPLE ARE LOSERS

QueenBee: SABRINA BRING WHOEVER THAT WAS BACK HERE

sabrina: yes master

sabrina has added Authorperson

QueenBee: NOW LISTEN HERE YOU

Authorperson: Nope, I'm out.

Authorperson has left the conversation.

MARIGAN: who the heck was that

KnightInShiningAmour: why did they leave

Authorperson has joined the conversation because SHE IS A BO$$

Authorperson: Because Chloe is annoying and I have to control all of you, I don't have time for texting

Authorperson has left the conversation.

KnightInShiningAmour: what

MARIGAN: did she say she had to control all of us

LoisLane: did we just add a goddess to our group chat

ClarkKent: I think we did

QueenBee: I AM NOT ANNOYING YOUR ANNOYING

MARIGAN: you're**

MARIGAN: Lila added her first

LoisLane: Lila who the fuck was that

FoxChick: Authorperson is author person don't you get it

ClarkKent: but we aren't in a book

FoxChick: or are we *looks into camera like in The Office*

QueenBee: dOEs tHaT MeAN oUR AUthOr DoESn't LiKe mE?!

FoxChick: Yes, but for some strange reason, she's made me a good person unlike in the TV series

QueenBee: WE'RE IN A TV SERIES

FoxChick: Whoops I spilled too much

FoxChick: I said nothing, you don't know anything

FoxChick has left the conversation

MARIGAN: uHM

KnightInShiningAmour: Well, at least I'm dating my one true love

Authorperson has joined the conversation because SHE IS STILL A BO$$

Authorperson: ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴

Authorperson: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

Authorperson has left the conversation

HERE HAVE IT LOVE IT CHERISH IT BECAUSE I WILL KEEP DOING THESE