In which adrien is a flirt, mari is a brave lil bug, alya is trash and nino is just nino

Baelya has added kittycat, NettiSpots and Bruh

Baelya: Nino why

Bruh: fite me

NettiSpots: touch my bae and I will make sure you can never smell baked goods again

Bruh: jfc mar, calm down

Baelya: I thought adrien was your bae

kittycat: what

NettiSpots: senpai never noticed me so he is my senpai no longer. you are bae... before anyone else

Baelya: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

NettiSpots: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

kittycat: °Д° (づ￣ ³￣)づ you made a pun, you are now senpai

Bruh: HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

Baelya: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT

NettiSpots: you're fucking with me rn

kittycat: I wouldn't mind

NettiSpots: He's Chat

kittycat: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Nooooo, I'm noooooooooot... MARINETTE KISSED CHAT NOIR

NettiSpots: HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU WEREN'T CHAT

Baelya: MAR WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

Bruh: INNOCENT LITTLE MUFFIN AINT SO INNOCENT ANYMORE

NettiSpots changed their name to innocentlilmuffin

innocentlilmuffin: you all need to get your phone's fixed, no-one said anything.

Baelya: YOU KISSED CHAT NOIR AND DIDN'T TELL ME

Bruh: Alya calm down

innocentlilmuffin changed their name to ChatsMurderer

ChatsMurderer: ADRIEN YOU CAUSED THIS

kittycat: I'M SORRY I PANICKED

Baelya: FUCK LADYNOIR, MARICHAT FOREVER

kittycat: I approve of this ship

ChatsMurderer: I will sink this ship by MURDERING A CERTAIN BLOND NEXT I SEE HIM

kittycat changed their name to MarichatShipper

MarichatShipper: you're asking me on a date? Yes I'll go out with you!!

ChatsMurderer: YOU FUCKING CAT

Baelya: ASDFGJKLKJKIF

Bruh: WHAT IS HAPPENING

ChatsMurderer has deleted the chat.

~*~

Baelya has added Flirtingwithcute, bubbleofcute and MorpheusMuthaFcker

Baelya: Nino

MorpheusMuthaFcker: YOU TAKE THE BLUE PILL, YOU WAKE UP IN YOUR BED AND BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BELIEVE

bubbleofcute: Alya did you steal my phone again

Baelya: Whyever would you think that, Mar??

bubbleofcute: you changed my name to bubbleofcute

Flirtingwithcute: A very accurate description

bubbleofcute: adrien what the fuck is your name

Flirtingwithcute: I only flirt with the cutest girl alive.

bubbleofcute: Yeah that totally makes me think you're serious

Flirtingwithcute: I am serious

Flirtingwithcute: Serious about you

MorpheusMuthaFucker: YOU TAKE THE RED PILL YOU STAY IN WONDERLAND AND I SHOW YOU HOW DEEP THE RABBIT HOLE GOES

Baelya: adrien is goals

bubbleofcute: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Baelya: Marinette's probs blushing real hard rn

bubbleofcute: am not, I told you, he's not my senpai anymore

Baelya: You don't stop liking someone because he starts flirting with you, that's not how it works

bubbleofcute: (°ロ°)☝

bubbleofcute: >//<

 Flirtingwithcute: Your eyes are blue like the ocean, and I'm lost at sea

bubbleofcute: did you just google that

Flirtingwithcute: No, I googled the word beautiful and a picture of you came up

Baelya: shit that was good

MorpheusMuthaFcker: smooth, bro

bubbleofcute: okay, I'm blushing

Baelya: picture?

Flirtingwithcute: I second that

bubbleofcute: no

MorpheusMuthaFcker: look what I found hiding on my phone

MorpheusMuthaFcker: 

Flirtingwithcute: It is now my lock screen, my home screen, and her contact photo

bubbleofcute: ew chloe's in it

Flirtingwithcute: chloe ruined my chance to kiss my senpai

bubbleofcute: I wasn't your senpai then

Flirtingwithcute: How do you know that?

bubbleofcute: I read minds, duh

Flirtingwithcute: Then you know I'm thinking of you

Baelya: OH MY GOD THIS IS TOO CUTE

Baelya: THANK YOU FOR BLESSING MY PHONE WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL PICTURE OF MY OTP

MorpheusMuthaFcker has changed their name to HolyOne

HolyOne: Be blessed, children

bubbleofcute: I am not your child, I am your death

Flirtingwithcute: You're so cute

bubbleofcute: that's what people keep telling me

Flirtingwithcute: That's because they have eyes

bubbleofcute: adrien

Flirtingwithcute: Yes, ma princesse?

bubbleofcute: wanna meet me for icecream

Baelya: OH MY GOD

HolyOne: IS THIS HAPPENING

Baelya: SHE ACTUALLY DID IT

bubbleofcute: Guys, shut up and let him answer

Flirtingwithcute: (｡♥‿♥｡) yes

bubbleofcute: tomorrow, 3pm, park fountain

Flirtingwithcute: yes

bubbleofcute: mkay, see you then. I gtg, need to help out in the bakery.

bubbleofcute had left the conversation

Flirtingwithcute: did she actually just ask me out

HolyOne: yes

Flirtingwithcute has changed their name to happycatinlove

happycatinlove: YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ I GOT A DATE WITH THE MOST AMAZING GIRL IN THE WORLD

happycatinlove: I GOTTA GO PLAN EVERYTHING

Baelya: It'd be better if you wing it

happycatinlove: I NEED TO GO PLAN MY OUTFIT

happycatinlove: I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO SPY ON US, SEND ME ALL THE PICTURES

HolyOne: Sure thing bruh

happycatinlove: BYE

happycatinlove has left the conversation

HolyOne: so where do we meet, behind the tree or bushes

Baelya: Bushes

HolyOne: See ya there

i really loved this, writing it on a whim, but my god it was so much fun to write

peace out peeps