Pinapples (Emma, Linz, Hero, Steve, Brooke, Aria, Cupa, and Savannah)
Emma: *walks into room* Linz, PINAPPLES!
Lindsey: NO IT'S PINEAPPLES!
Emma: Yep! P-I-N-A-P-P-L-E-S.
Lindsey: You're spelling Pin-Apples. What are you gonna do, pin the apples to the wall?
Emma: Uhh... *tilts head* Is that possible?
Lindsey: Do you see my point? You can't pin apples, but you can Pineapples!
Emma: Now, how do you Pine an Apple? Hmmmmmmmm?
Lindsey: You mutate a pine tree to grow and apple, DUH!
Emma: Then how do you pine a needle? Hmm? How do you cabbage a patch?
Lindsey: You mutate a pine tree to have needles, which it already does, and then you plant cabbage in a patch.
Emma: *dress up as a princess* Then hoooow do you make the Beef a type of Roni?
Lindsey: *puts on a cape and goes rouge* You beef the Roni!
Emma: *dresses as a sailor scout* How do you crunch the captain?
Lindsey: *dresses up as Mecha Green* You throw him in a meatgrinder, like Carl has!
Emma: *dresses as an angel and speaks with a soft voice* Then how do you make paper that disappears in the toilet?
Lindsey: *dresses as a ghost* You flush it!
Emma: *transforms into Elsa* How about Ice Cream?!
Emma: *transforms into SnowMiku 2016* Snowboard!
Lindsey: Oh! I went snowboarding down the hill near my grandma's house last year!
*Enter Cupa and Herobrine*
Emma: *puts on rollar skates and starts skating around, purple sparks flying the ends of them* Then how do these skate rollar?
Herobrine: Uhh...
Cupa: ????
Lindsey: They roller by using the basic laws of gravity and friction! *puts on glasses*
Emma: Then how do Creeper Cupa? Or how do Kitty's Ender? I can go on and on if you'd like!
Lindsey: You simply creeper Cupa and Kitty and Ender. Try me.
Herobrine and Cupa: *watches with popcorn*
Emma: Alrighty then. How do Brine's Hero, La's Ang, Lies Nat, Na Elens, and Berts Bob?
Lindsey: You add La to Ang.
You add Alie to Nat.
You add Brine to Hero.
You add Na to Ele.
Add Bob to Berts.
AND YOU DO THIS ALL WITH A PENCIL!
Emma: THEN HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO CHUCL THE WOOD OF A COLA CAN WHEN THE POPSICLE SCREAMS THE MANGA MAGIC WORDS OF ANIME AND THEN THE MITTENS SAYS POOF?
Lindsey: Well. When the Popsicle screams manga magic words of anime, that's when you chucl the wood of the cola. The Mittens will say poof whenever she wants to. *victory dance*
Cupa and Herobrine: *claps*
Savannah: *walks in*
Emma: ...THEN HOW DOES THE LINZSTEVE SHIP EXIST?!
Savannah: OHHHHHHHHHH!
Lindsey: *twiches*
EMMAAAAAA IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!! *picks up pillow and beats Emma with it like a crazy person*
Cupa: O.O
Herobrine: *laughing*
Savanah: *slowly backing away*
*Enter Steve, Brooke, and Aria*
Steve: What's going on?
Emma: Help! Lindsey is trying to kill me! HAHAHAHA! No, don't tickle me!
Lindsey: *spasms* NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER SAY THAT WORD
Steve: What word?
Emma: HAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T BREATHE! PLEASE! HAHAHAHA!
Lindsey: Good.
Emma: BUT THAT MEANS I'LL DIE! *tries to breathe* PLEASE!
Lindsey: *steps into the doorway* I'll haunt your nightmares! *walks out of the room*
Aria: Erm...
Herobrine: That was the best thing I've ever seen.
Cupa: I'm just going to forget I ever saw that.
Steve: I'm still confused!
Brooke: Yeah! What happened?
Emma: Ok, How was that the best thing you ever saw, hmm?
Herobrine: It was pretty funny.
Emma: ...Funny?! How was me being tickled to death funny?!
Herobrine: Sorry.
Savannah: *snickers*
Emma: I think I heard a snicker. *turns to Savannah*
Lindsey: *runs back into the room*
*silence*
Lindsey: I FORGOT MY SNACK! *picks up watermelon slice and leaves again*
Emma: Oh no, you're not leaving yet! *tickles Lindsey*
Lindsey: STOP IT. I WANT MY WATERMELON. EMMABRINE EMMABRINE EMMABRINE EMMA LOVES HEROBRINE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!
Herobrine and Emma: O.e
Lindsey: *leaves*
Herobrine and Emma: O.O *blushes*
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