If you're confused about the title, literally all I did was take the first word from a random word generator. I was not disappointed in the slightest.

Molly: Spend your whole life trying to get people to like you, and then you run over one person with your car. And it's not even one of the popular ones. Everybody gets on your case. Doesn't make any sense

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Nott: don't stay up too late, Caleb! Last time you were this sleep deprived you tried to eat your own shirt
Caleb, chewing on his shirt: don't worry, I'm fine

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Nott: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Molly: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Beau: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Caleb: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Nott: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands

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Molly: So are we flirting right now?
Random Mugger: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Molly: That doesn't answer my question

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Caleb: Nott was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Nott: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Caleb: Nott, you ate a chair.

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Molly: Fjord and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Fjord: Sentences.
Molly: Don't interrupt me.

(I love their friendship sm)
(I'm not even 20 episodes in yet)
(But I love the "wants to be the center of attention at all times" and the "doesn't want attention, ends up getting it anyway" dynamic they have)
(Tbf, Scanlan and Grog were my favorite duo last campaign, and they have a very similar dynamic)
(Maybe I just like this dynamic, idk)

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Yasha, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Molly, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

(APPARENTLY MOLLY CANONICALLY WEARS THIGH-HIGHS AND I FUCKING LOVE THAT)
(LIKE FUCKING SLAY KING)
(Both literally and figuratively)

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Nott: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.
Yasha: Why?
Nott, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.

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Molly, texting Caleb: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater...
Caleb′s phone, auto-replying: I'm driving right now, I'll get back to you later.
Later
Caleb, texting back: Fuck you.

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Caleb: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

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Caleb, dashing into the room: WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!
Beau: ...What does that even mean?!

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Caleb, about Frumpkin: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

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Molly: Hey, @Yasha, when you wake up you're legally obligated to agree with me.
Yasha: But I don't.....
Molly: I don't see why that should be my problem??

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Jester: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship—
Caleb, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!
Jester: I'M NOT DONE!
Jester: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

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Jester, pointing at Molly: Are they a Freak (derogatory)?
Jester, pointing at Nott: Or a Freak (affectionate)?
Caleb: Why not both?
Jester, to Caleb: You're so right, Freak (double-edged sword)!

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Beau: I've only ever said 'I love you' to two people in my entire life: Yasha and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Yasha.

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Jester: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

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Yasha: I need a long word.
Jester: T-rex but the long one.

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Caleb: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Caleb: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Nott: Bonjour.
Fjord: Le growl.
Beau: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

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Molly: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group.
Beau: Well, you always have a smile on your face.
Molly: Thank you.
Beau:
Beau: What drugs do you take?

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Beau: I've never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Fjord: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: "Hey... how you doin'?"
Jester, scoffing: Oh, please.
Fjord, to Jester: Hey, how you doin'?
Jester:
Jester: *giggles and blushes*

(I haven't watched Friends in so long, yet I still heard it in Joey's voice)
(I even saw his dumb ass smirk and everything)
(😭😭😭)

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Fjord: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
Jester: Thank you for your sacrifice, Caleb.

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Beau: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Yasha: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Jester: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!
Yasha:
Yasha: if you manage to kick me in the face while I'm standing straight up, I'd be more impressed than anything

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Beau: May luck (and this picture of Nott eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

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Yasha: How petty can you get?
Molly: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Molly: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

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Nott: What if we were stranded on a desert island? Who would you eat?
Caleb: Yasha.
Nott: So fast? Wh-what about me? I would eat you!
Caleb: That's very nice, I guess.
Nott: Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.
Caleb: Look, if other people are having some, I'll try you.

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Caleb: Is there something you would like to say, Beau?
Beau: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

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Nott: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?