Dedicated to @Vampire313

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbors house

Police: Where is your neighbors house?

Me: If I tell you you, you won't believe me

Police: Tell me

Me: Next to my house

Police: *Facepalm*