A: Oh my gosh, I am so sad , my boyfriend broke up with me *sobs* he said I was acting like a bitch, am I a bitch? Tell me, Tell me, Tell me honestly *while pulling on my shirt*
B: Um, since when do I know you and I don't give give a flying pretzel in skittle rainbow hell, what your problem is, so good luck *walks away*

I got this quote from xShanellex, feel free to check out her books

O.M.Geez, imagine if someone actually said this, it would be so hilarious, Anyways I thought this quote was unique and funny so tell me what you think about it :D