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Ruby: That last one was weird, but Jaune had a cool scythe!

Blake: Not to mention his interesting semblance.

Ozpin: Who is oblivion? He sent the message to mr arc.

View floats around the room humming, ignoring the questions.

Mercury: you gonna answer us?

View: No I will not, I'm simply preparing for another special guest!

All of sudden a portal then appears. Walking out of the portal was a familiar green hair man.

Ligers: Whats up bitches!

When Roman saw Ligers he jumps behind Cinder and uses her as a shield.

Roman: Motherfucker!

Ligers: Glad to see you too assmouth.

View: Please no fighting in my theater! I will not clean another mess!

Ligers: You know we can't fight here View anyway the next version of Jaune all of you are about to see is going to be both funny and dark.

View: I know you can't fight here Liger, but you and Epsilon always find a way to do it!

Ligers then sighs and scratches his head.

Ligers: You grab someone's mouth and place it on their ass once you're marked for life.

View: I'll just start it. Insolent whelp!

Ligers: Love you too man! Now roll the film!

The movie starts to play and the movie shows Vale News Network intro and a female voice starts speaking from the movie.

Male voice: You're watching VNN, Vale News. Vale News Network. We now return to VNN's coverage of Three's A Crime: The Glynda Goodwitch-Kathleen and Winter Schnee Civil Trial.

The scene then changes to two white hair new reporters named Cyril Ian and Lisa Lavender as well as Glynda Goodwitch, Winter Schnee, Juniper Arc, Jaune Arc, Ozpin and Flynt Coal from X-Ray and Vav comics.

Winter: I'm in a civil trial?

Goodwitch: Why would we be in a civil trial, I'm a respected teacher and Winter is a atlas specialist!

Ligers: Tell that to your counterparts ladies.

Qrow: Oh I see where this is going.

Tai: I think we should move, like far away.

Qrow: Agreed.

Ligers: Smart move you two.

As Qrow and Tai moved away everyone then became silent in the theater as Cyril started to speak into the microphone.

Cyril: Cyril Ian alongside Lisa Lavender live at the Vale Courthouse where another scandal has rocked these city schools.

Lisa: High school teacher Glynda Goowitch-Kathleen and Winter Schnee are accused of having an inappropriate group physical encounter with their student Mr. Ark who was just 16 at the time.

The scene then shows Glynda and Winter sitting in the court while Jaune was sitting on the witness stand. The scene then cuts to Jaune Arc's mom Juniper Arc and let me tell you she was not looking happy.

Cyril: Arc's mother is suing the defendants for emotional trauma inflicted upon her son.

Goodwitch and winter look speechless at the screen, as Tai and Qrow begin to crack up behind them.

Yang: Miss Goodwitch got busy with a student!

Weiss: Sister! How could you!

Ligers: Yep both your sister and Goodwitch had a threesome with a student.

Winter: I would never do that!

Goodwitch: I respect my students! I'd never take advantage of one!

Roman sighs and puffs out a smoke circle

Roman: Women.

Ligers: For once I agree with you Assmouth.

Roman: Alright anime boy.

Ligers: Want me to put your mouth on your ass again?

Roman: Fair point.

Ligers: Good now back to the film!

The scene then cuts back to Cyril Ian and Lisa Lavender who then starts talking more about the trial.

Lisa: Testimonies continue as Jaune Arc will be questioned by the defense.

The scene then cuts back to the courtroom where Defense Attorney Ozpin started to ask questions from Jaune.

Defense Attorney Ozpin: Now, Mr. Arc, can you point out your former teachers to the court?

Jaune: Uh, yes. They're right there, giving me butterflies.

When Jaune said that and looked at  both Glynda and Winter they both started blushing.

Winter: Oh, my god.

Glynda: So cheesy.

As Glynda and Winter said that Juniper Arc yelled at both of them for stealing her son's innocence .

Mrs. Arc: Monsters!

As Juniper Arc yelled at Glynda and Winter she was then silenced by Jude Flynt Coal.

Judge Flynt: Ay, wait! Mrs. Arc, please try and control yourself. Continue counsel.

The scene cuts back to Defense attorney Ozpin who then continued to ask questions about his sexual relations with Mrs Goodwitch and Schnee.

Defense attorney Ozpin: Mr. Arc, do you recall the events of October 3rd, 2014? The day of the encounter?

The scene then cuts to Jaune who then answers Ozpin's question.

Jaune: Um, very clearly. I replay it like a movie in my head every single day.

Defense Attorney Ozpin: Now your honor, I would like to present exhibit 7-A, a text conversation taken from Mr. Deli's phone.

Everyone in the courtroom as well as the theater looked at the TV as it showed a text message from Ms. Goodwitch.

Goodwitch: I'd never flirt with a student! He's only 16!

Winter: Much less in a courtroom!

Neptune: Hey ladies I'm always available.

Ligers: Neptune shut up out of all the people in multiverses you are not that special. I mean there are men that if you look at them you would either have nosebleeds or turn bi or gay and Roman before you say anything I am straight also just going to say I got no problem with LGBT but I am just saying I am straight.

Roman then shuts his mouth.

Neptune: I was joking?

Ligers: Bullshit, you wanna get down with one of the ladies in this room and do the naked tango!

Neptune: You have no proof!

Ligers: You forget I have godlike powers FYI I am reading your mind and I see you trying to get it on with-

Before Ligers could say anything Neptune tried to tackle Ligers only to be stopped by View.

View: Fighting in my theater! I will personally end you Neptune and Liger I will call Epsilon to have his twisted fun with you.

Ligers: Dude I just said I am straight!

View: You started the altercation! Now be quiet!

Ligers: Fine dad!

View: SILENCE!

Ligers then zipped his lips and everyone went back to watching the screen.

Defense Attorney Ozpin: The defendant Ms. Goodwitch texts, "I'm with Ms. Schnee! Come over for some private tutoring", winking emoji face. Can you describe your response Mr. Arc?

Jaune: Uh, yes. Um, I responded with a GIF of a cartoon bird exiting frame so fast that his feathers flew off to imply that I was happy and on my way as quickly as possible.

Defense attorney Ozpin: Yes, you certainly were to illustrate Mr. Arc's attitude. I'd like to show traffic camera footage of Mr. Arc's car the moment he received Ms. Luna's text.

The scene then changes and shows a video clip of a car recklessly driving which then cuts back  to Defense Attorney Ozpin.

Defense attorney Ozpin: Was that you driving Mr. Arc?

Jaune: Yes, that was the second coolest thing I did that day.

Judge Flynt: *The judge looking proud at Jaune* Second coolest, I see what you did there.

Defense attorney Ozpin: And what happened when you arrived at Ms. Luna's house.

The scene then cuts back to Jaune who responds to Ozpin's question.

Jaune: Um, I ran to the front door saying, "Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!"

Defense attorney Ozpin: I see. And when did things turn sexual between the three of you?

When that world's Ozpin said that everyone was shocked.

Goodwitch: SEXUAL!

Juniper stood up and pointed at both Goodwitch and Winter.

Juniper: YOU TOOK MY SONS INOCENCE AWAY!

Winter: I would never have intercourse with a boy at his age!

Ligers: As I said before tell that to your counterpart.

As Ligers said that everyone then kept watching the screen.

Jaune: After I walked in, I went to the bathroom. I looked at myself at the mirror and I said, "Your life begins today." And then I came out and we got down.

As Jaune said that most of the people in the theater started to laugh as well as blush.

Ligers: He is the man!

Neptune: This Jaune is a legend.

Roman: Truly a hero among men.

Sun: We could learn a thing or too from him

Mercury: He's smooth, definitely smooth.

The girls in the room all looked at the boys in the room in confusion and shock.

Ruby: What are you saying?

John: Women don't understand.

Saphron: Oh really?

Ligers: Yes, you may see it as a child getting his innocence stolen but us men see it as a step to manhood and Jaune just climbed all the way up to the top!

Epsilon6666: Truly a fucking legend!

View jumped up (floated up?) and turned to face the blue haired boy

View: when did you get here?

Epsilon shrugged

Epsilon6666: I can't let you all have the fun without me! And I wanted to see this Jaune enter manhood!

After the laughter was toned down the scene then cuts back to Ozpin.

Defense attorney Ozpin: And how long would you say the encounter lasted?

Jaune: Um, for about five hours.

When Jaune said that Judge Flynt just looked at him with shock as well as everyone else in the theater.

Goodwitch: FIVE HOURS !

Winter: THIS IS ABSURD!

Unfortunately for Goodwitch and Winter the reactions of everyone else was different.

Qrow and tai brurst into laughter, Team RWBY all looked at the boys in disgust. Nora and Pyyhra seemed confused as Ren nodded in respect at this Jaune. Sun and Neptune began to cheer as Roman tipped his hat.

Roman: The kid went all the way, smooth kid smooth.

Ligers: Damn he got the drive of a stallion! I got to give it to him. He made sure to do his duty to please those booties.

Winter & Goodwitch: Will you men shut up!

Ligers: Nope because this here is freaking history in the making.

As everyone was either laughing or shocked they all went back to watching the screen.

Judge Flynt: Oh, I remember those days.

Defense attorney Ozpin: Mr. Arc, what happened when you left Ms. Schnee's house?

Jaune: I walked to the car with my arms out, kind of like, spinning in circles like a Disney princess. Like, mid-song.

As Jaune said that both Glynda and Winter started to blush.

Glynda: Oh, my god!

Winter: So corny.

When the other Goodwitch and Winter said that the Goodwitch and Winter in the theater were trying to tell them to stop.

Winter: No! Not corny! Don't blush other me! Keep your dignity!

Goodwitch: Don't blush! You're a teacher!

Juniper: why should she keep her dignity when she took my sons!

John: honey please calm down.

Juniper: why should I? They had intercourse with our son!

Upon looking at Jaune's reaction the boys in the room nodded

Roman: Accurate representation.

Ligers: Indeed also can I get a hell yeah for Jaune guys?

Epsilon6666: Man you're cooked, no chance.

Neptune: HELL YEAH!

Sun: Hell Yeah Jaune you the man!

Ren: He is truly the god among men and also Hell Yeah!

As the men were cheering for Jaune the scene cuts back to Defense Attorney Ozpin.

Defense Attorney Ozpin: And in the days following, how did your classmates learn about what had happened?

Jaune: Um, I believe from me telling the story to anyone who would listen.

Defense Attorney Ozpin: And were you ostracized in school because of this?

As that world Ozpin said that Jaune's family and friends started to worry about Jaune as this controversy caused him to be bullied  at school but what came out of Jaune's mouth made them calm down.

Jaune: Um, no. I felt more like Forest Gump when he was running across America and people started following him because he represents hope.

When Jaune said that it made everyone in the room confused until Ligers and Viewed helped explain what Jaune ment.

Ligers: It's a movie about a man who was born mentally and physically challenged who lives a life of hardship but also an exciting life of being a football player, a soldier, an icon, and a very successful businessman. I have to say that move would bring you tears as it was one hell of a movie that you have to see.

View: you mortals and your movies, I shall never understand it.

Ligers: Do not diss Forrest Gump! It is a cult classic! Classic!

Epsilon6666: movie is a fucking classic

Ruby jumped up with a jar, and yang, tai and summer glared at the blue haired boy.

Ruby: language!

Epsilon looked at her with a weird look, then cocked his head to liger while pointing at ruby.

Ligers: Really Ruby you're going to tell him not to swear? You know he is-

Ligers was cut off by Epsilon before he could finish.

Epsilon: you Continue that sentence and I shove my sniper up your ass.

Ligers: Fine but are you sure you can fire a gun unlike your other universal counterparts?

Epsilon crossed his arms

Epsilon6666: I'll have you know I'm an excellent shot!

Ligers: Not going to say your lying but I will take your word.

Defense Attorney Ozpin: Yet your mother claims your peers called you names.

Jaune then smiles which made Ozpin and the people in the theater confused until Jaune explained what he was called.

Gaven: Oh, yes sir. Kids called me "The chosen one", "King of everything", "The Revenant", "Big Jaune", "Three's humpany", "Diary of a pimpy kid", "Velociraptor", "King Jaune," "Comander," and "My man" but like Denzel Washington says it.

When Jaune said that it confused Ozpin as well as the rest of the people of the theater.

Weiss: Denzel Washington? Who's that?

Pyyhra; and what's so special about the way he says my man?

Ren: I'm sure we will find out soon.

Ligers: Dude the guy is a legend and when you get that quote from him as a nickname  you know your a fucking legend.

As Ligers said that everyone went back to watching the screen.

Defense Attorney Ozpin: Um, I'm sorry. "My man" the way Denzel Washington–

Before Ozpin could finish he was cut off by the Judge.

Judge: Wait, wait. Let the record show the witness means * Jude Flynt looks at Jaune and says the quote in proud a way* "My man!"

The Judge then claps and shakes hands with Jaune and the scene cuts back to Ozpin again.

Summer: It sounds pretty normal to me.

Yang: What a letdown!

Cinder: A pathetic little way of saying a word differently?

Emerald: I don't think yo-

Ligers: All you shut up how we say it is a way to tell the other guy he done good.

Raven: Still stupid, a male fantasy? Pathetic.

Ligers: Man your a bitch can someone please tell me why Tai chose her because she nothing but a fucking hoe, bitch and a coward.

As Ligers said that Raven wanted to kill him but couldn't as she didn't want her mouth on her ass or worse her getting removed. She then became silent and watched the screen.

Defense attorney: Yes. And did this affect your relationship with your family at all?

Jaune: Oh, yes sir. My grandpa and dad were estranged. This event brought them back together.

As the other version of Jaune said that everyone looked at Jaune's father in the theater.

John: No! Me and dad were closer than winter goodwitch and Jaune were!

Said girls turn and glare at the man with pure hatred.

Goodwitch: Not another word.

John nods quickly.

The scene then cuts to Jaune's dad and grandpa sitting in the court looking proud of him and the scene then cuts back to Defense attorney Ozpin.

Defense Attorney Ozpin: To illustrate Mr. Arc's mental state in the days following, here is a Dust he posted the morning after the encounter.

The scene then cuts to Jaune's dust video. The video shows he is dancing willy and happily.

Blake: Really? How immature can you get?

Weiss: Very immature apparently.

Ligers: Oh please you just mad he got laid and not you two.

The two said girls blush

Weiss: Well at least I have a boyfriend! And I am not falling over some blond idiot!

Ligers: Really well your boyfriend was thinking of f-ing one of the girls in this room and Jaune is not an idiot. I mean shit if you train him right you get one hell of a warrior!

As Ligers said that Epsilon had his arm around Neptune's neck.

Epsilon6666: So my Fellow blue haired boy, let me tell you a trick that will help you

He gets real close to Neptune which makes him scared.

Epsilon6666: Don't you ever even think go cheating on your girlfriend ok? Or else I'll go to every corner of the multiverse and erase the very concept of you. The only person who will remember you will be me, and it will be a foul foul memory.

Ligers: He will trust me he can do it plus let me say this Neptune as much as I don't like this version of Weiss you break her heart you're getting both our champions to come after your ass.

Epsilon6666: Na bullshit, I'm too lazy for champions. I'd do it personally.

Ligers: Nevermind but knowing my champion he would want to do it as well. Anyway back to the movie.

Everyone in the theater saw that video ends and the Glynda and Winter of that world could be seen blushing again.

Glynda: I can't with this kid.

Winter: What a dork.

The scene cuts back  to the  Judge and Jaune who were both smiling.

Judge Flynt: Alright, you know what? We'll take a short recess and then we'll resume testimony from My Man!

As the Judge says that he high fives Jaune.

Juniper: what! That's it! No actually evidence brought forth! No witnesses no nothing!

Mercury: It was a pretty bad idea to sue those teachers then wasn't it?

Juniper: You shut up!

Ligers: Yo Epsilon I think you're going to laugh at what happens next.

Epsilon6666: I fucking hope so. And put that damn swear jar down!

Ruby lowered the jar with a hurt look on her face. Ligers then grabs some Lien from his pocket  and places it in the swear jar.

Ligers: That's a 100 Lien I put in that Jar so don't spend it all in one place kid.

Epsilon sighed

Epsilon6666: You sound like a fucking grandfather I swear.

Ruby jumped up and down with glee.

Ruby: thanks!

She ran and showed yang as they began to split it, at Ruby's request.

Ligers: Okay with that over back to the film.

As Ligers said that everyone then went back  to watch the screen.

Lisa: Wow, absolutely riveting testimony.

Cyril: I know, that kid rules. At 16, I was still all about playing with legos. More after this.

The scene then changes to VNN outro and the movie ends.