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dat title tho

View looked around the theater to see the audience not saying anything, and just decided to start the movie.

Ironwood: Dear director

Roman groaned

Roman: not this guy again, just give up already!

Ironwood: due to your, busy, schedule we have begun to interview members of your staff. And all things seems to come back to one subject, tell me, what is this Meta and what are your plans to deal with it?

Yang; well looks like these guys found out pretty quick.

Weiss scoffed

Weiss: It wasn't like he was exactly hiding, he literally attacked this Directors complex and killed everyone but one person.

Yang shrugged

Yang; well yeah but the director and Goodwitch seemed to want to keep Meta a secret, and this version of ironwood found it out pretty quick.

the scene opens on Washington talking to a blue soldier

Miller: Oh no, hell no! excuse me sir, but no god dam way!

washington seemed surprisingly calm

Washington: You must be Lieutenant Miller.

Summer chuckled at her husbands misfortune

Summer; you seem surprisingly calm.

Tai grumbled

Tai: He didnt need to be so rude!

Miller: I got reds comin out of my ass for, what'd you say this was for?

a Blue soldier who was lined up behind there lieutenant spoke up

Blue: A secret mission sir!

Miller groaned and yelled

Miller: Oh you gotta be, a what!

Ironwood frowned

ironwood: they dont seem to be very coridinated.

winter nodded in agreement

Winter: that would never fly in the atlas military.

Qrow groaned and threw a can at winter

Qrow: Shut up will you?

Washington continued as if nothing has happened, ignoring the Blues question

Washington: I think youve got more important things to worry about then troop assignment, like getting some of those vechiles back in working order.

Miller threw his hands in the air

Miller: Thats what I'm talking about! This is all your fault! You sent us the new guy, he said he was good with vehicles, all he does is talk to them! Talk to them!

Ruby: Talk to them? Why would he...

View flew down

View: No one knows what goes on in his mind....

Ruby: his?

View chuckled and flew away, causing Mora and stand and yell at the ball

Nora: Hey! You can't just drop a bomb like that and fly away!

View: I can and I will!

Washington groaned

Washington: Listen here soldier, I have orders from command and those orders are to take private caboose an-

Washington is cut off by Miller

Miller: wait, caboose, you want to take caboose? And I don't have to pay you or anything?

Ren looks puzzled

Ren: caboose? What kind of name is caboose?

Nora chuckled

Nora: a great one!

Tai: Miller does not seem very fond of caboose. Wonder why...

View chuckled

View: you'll see

Washington: is that a problem?

Miller laughed, as it echoed around the base

Miller: it must be Christmas morning and no one told me! Here, let me go fetch him for ya.

Miller turns to the lined up blue soldiers

Miller: Joanas! Joanas! Joanas where the hell are ya?

One of the blue soldiers sighed from the back and stepped forward

Jones: Sir, for the millionth time my name is pronounced Jones. Jones!

Another blue soldier spoke up

Blue: Shut it joanas!

Coco chuckled

Coco: oh that poor man, they don't even know his name.

Mercury: how are they stupid enough to not get it when he says his name? Is everyone an idiot in this?

View: yes.

Mercury: wait, yes to the first question or to the second one?

View just repeated himself

View: Yes.

Miller turned to his soldier

Miller: now joanas, I need you to go to the brig and untie caboose. Then bring him out here.

Jones seemed to go stiff with fear

Jones: me? Alone?

Miller: double time joanas!

Jones sighed

Jones: it's pronounced jone- oh whatever.

Tai: why do they keep him in the brig?

Washington: you keep him in the brig?

Miller nodded

Miller: I'm not taking any chances.

Tai jumped up

Tai: yes! Me and my other self are in sink!

Raven: not taking any chances? Is this caboose person a great and terrifying warrior?

A gunshot is heard out, followed by screams

Jones: Ow! Why!

Caboose: be careful!

Miller sighed

Miller: you'll see.

(Picture at top of story is what he looks like)

Caboose walks out to Miller

Caboose: you wanted to see me principal Miller?

Pyyhra: is he a, child?

View shook his body back and forth

View: no, he's a man.

Pyyhra: by-but, what?

Miller: where's the guy I sent to get ya?

Caboose chuckles

Caboose: he let me out then somehow shot himself in the back somehow. But we don't think it was anyone's fault.

Miller shakes his head, while Washington looks at them like there crazy

Miller: Jesus! Will someone go check on him?

A blue nods and walks away

Mercury: WHAT!

Qrow spits his drink out

Qrow: hold up, what the hell!

Ironwood shakes his head

Ironwood: a spy!

Qrow throws his hands up

Qrow: He just shot his teammate! And that Miller guy isn't doing anything!

Miller turns back to caboose

Miller: caboose, this here is agent Washington from blue command. He has something Fantastic to tell you.

Caboose gasps

Caboose: is it good news? I hope it's good news. Is it bad news! Oh no, did someone die! Was it my mom? Did my mom die?

Washington attempts to speak but caboose continues

Caboose: how about my dad? Did my dad die again? Oh no.

Cinder: what is wrong with him?

Emerald: I think he's just stupid.

Washington: what? I don't understand.

Miller laughed

Miller: now ya see, no take backs!

Caboose continued on his rant

Caboose: did my brother die? Oh no, it was my brother wasent it!

Washington: No! Nothing like that!

Caboose sighed in relief

Caboose: oh thank god! Because I don't even have a brother! How bad would it be to not have a brother, and then lose a brother in the same day!

Washington's shoulders slumped over in defeat.

Washington: no one died!

The blue soldier from before came out

Blue: Joanas is dead sir.

Washington: ok no one besides him.

Pyyhra: how are they so calm about this! Someone died!

Opzin sipped his coffee

Opzin: from what we've seen of this universe, it looks like they take nothing seriously.

Summer: someone dying it's something to take lightly! Even if they take nothing seriously!

Caboose: once again, nobody's fault.

He turns to his commander

Caboose: psst! I think the new guy did it.

Washington sighted and returned to his main goal

Washington: private caboose, you were stationed at the blood gultch outpost correct?

Caboose looked off, as if he was in a trance

Caboose: yeah that was fun.

Washington continued

Washington: and your records indicate that you were infected with an aggressive ai. The omega AI, correct?

Caboose: yeah, that was less fun...

Velvet: isn't that what happened to those people from last time?

View: yes, they had almost the same exact thing.

Velvet: then how did they survive but the others didn't?

View: well let's just say that the quality of the soldiers dummed down the actual capability of the AI.

Washington: then I need you to come with me. Your the only person with the knowledge and experience nesesarry to help me on my assignment.

Washington seemed to realize who he was talking to

Washington: and I just realized how dumb that sounded out loud.

Miller walked by caboose

Miller: may I have a word with him?

Washington nodded and Miller went to talk to caboose

Miller: now I know we didn't always get along.

Caboose: I got tied up!

Qrow: again, how is he so calm About this!

Miller: and you seem like a good kid, your just a little, confused.

Caboose nodded

Caboose: yeah, fuse.

Miller: but this guy your going with seems like a tough customer, and if your ever find yourself in a situation where you think your in danger. I want you to remember one thing.

Ironwood: is he actually going to be helpful to his soldier?

Miller: never, ever, come back here.

Caboose: ok.

Ironwood face palmed

Ironwood: I'm not sure what I expected.

Miller: no, I need to know that your understand. I need to here you say it.

Caboose: never, walk, backwards.

Miller sighed

Miller: ok, that works. He's all yours!

Washington nodded

Washington: great, lets get going.

Caboose: ok.

As they began to walk, caboose began to talk

Caboose: are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Washington sighed and kept walking

Tai: oh god, poor other me.

Miller: boys! This day is looking up!

One of the blues from the sideline spoke up

Blue: should we bury joanas now sir?

Miller shook his head

Miller: no, lets enjoy this moment a little longer. He ain't going anywhere.

Blake: that's dark.

Yang laughed

Yang: coming from the edge lord?

Black sent her a death glare, and yang backed down.

But, one of the blues watched at Washington and caboose went off. This blue had a reflective visor, and a bruteshot strapped to his back. The blue's armor changed colors as it revealed that the Meta was watching them.

Meta: growl

The scene fades to black