Note: It's time to face the facts, For me and for everyone else who wanted the chapter. I don't think I will ever finish the halo tribute. I understand that a some of you, really really want it, yes I've seen your comments. But I really really don't wanna write it. It's not productive, or even enjoyable in the slightest. If I have to force myself to write something, then it won't be a good chapter, take a look at the Loki chapter and how that turned out. It's also quite difficult to write from a video. while it's usually fine, doing it for multiple full video games is just too much. Please understand, I'm not "betraying" or "lying to you", and I haven't "tricked you". I just simply cannot write it. I apologize in advance if this chapter is short

Now away from the serious stuff, let's get onto the chapter!

Ruby: so, what's next?

View placed the next disk in as the lights dimmed

View: the next one, cannot be described with words.

Ozpin sighed

Opzin: I'm sensing a pattern here.

The scene opened on sun speaking to Jaune from behind a counter, Sun seemed to be working there while Jaune was browsing they're items.

Sun: Welcome to the bread bank, we sell bread, we sell loafs. We've got bread on the deck, bread on the floor, T O A S T E D

Jaune stood up to face Sun

Jaune: Bro Shut the Fuck up, listen I just need a baguette and a brioche.

Ruby: Language!

Weiss look appalled at the screen

Weiss: that's no way to address a worker!

Sun sighed

Sun: we don't got either of those, you either get the gluten free white bread or the potato bread.

Jaune: What the fuck is gluten, take that shit out.

Blake tilted her head to the side

Blake: he dosent know what gluten is? How?

Coco stiffed a laugh

Coco: it's a idiot Jaune again!

Sun looked at Jaune in disbelief

Sun: it's gluten free

Jaune rolled his eyes

Jaune: I don't care if it's free!

Saphron laughed, earning a look from her mother

Saphron: Oh my god! He's retarted!

Juniper: Saphron! That's your brother, be nice.

Saphron rolled her eyes

Sun cracked his knuckles

Sun: Swear on ur fuckin Y E E Z Y S, if u wanna fight, we gon fight

Sun cackled with laughter

Sun: Swe-swear on ur fuckin Y E E Z Y S!

Neptune rolled his eyes as sun kept repeating the line

Neptune: Jesus Christ, calm down.

Sun didn't calm down, in fact he laughed harder as the scene continued

Jaune: u trying to be on W O R L D S T A R?

Sun rolled his eyes

Sun: what u gonna record it?

Jaune nodded and brought a cheap camera out from his bag

Jaune:Yeah, I got my dollar store camera ON.

Emerald stiffiled a laugh

Emerald; world star? Who uses world star?

Mercury: more accurately, who uses dollar store cameras to record someone?

Another man walks out from behind the counter

Manager: what's the fucking situaaaaaaaaation

Jaune turned to face him

Jaune: what the fuck do you want?

Manager: I'm the mother fucking M A N A G E R

Jaunes eyes widened

Jaune; at the bread store?

Manager: B R E A D

Summer chuckled

Summer: oh my god what even is this?!

Qrow looked at his bottle of whiskey

Qrow: there's either some serious shit in this or this video is bat shit crazy.

Jaune points at sun

Jaune: tell him to take the mother fucking gluten out the bread!

The man put his hands up to silence Jaune

Manager: I'm gonna need you to shut that bullshit up Chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

Jaune threw his hands up in the air

Jaune: Why put it in in the first place! I know y'all smoking that pack.

Sun attempted to give Jaune a box of crackers

Sun: we got crackers, no gluten

Jaune: Fuck crackers.

Winter sighed

Winter: I missed the intelligent versions of the arc boy, this is just, sad.

Ironwood nodded

Ironwood: a few stupid people arguing about bread.

Sun slammed his head against the counter

Sun: it's gluten free, u want the gluten or Na?

Jaune shook his head

Jaune: hell Na, u better take that gluten out that dam shit.

The manager brought out a box

Manager: Look we got whole wheat, gluten free, Texas toast, gluten free T O R T I L L A S

Blake: why so, specific?

Sun wheezed a bit

Sun: what even is Texas toast!

Jaune: fuck all that, what bitchass country are you all from, where they got this bullshit at?

Sun answered rather sarcastically

Sun: Florida

Jaune: I knew it.

Sun rolled his eyes

Sun: look take this yeast, or I'm calling the police.

Jaune shook his head

Jaune: Na I'm going W E A S T

Neptune laid back in his chair

Neptune: what the fuck is Weast? What the fuck is any of this! I'm so fucking confused!

The manager put his arm up

Manager: Na Dont call the police, I got a warrant.

Jaune: Honestly fuck y'all, I ain't ever seen nobody act like this over some bread.

Ruby: but you started it!

The manager and sun looked back and forth at each other

Manager: what the fuck are you saying?

Jaune: I'm saying, fuck your bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck the crackers.

Sun handed Jaune the crackers

Sun: what if the crackers don't have gluten?

Jaune nodded

Jaune: Alright I'll take those

Weiss: THAT WORKED?

Sun: alright that's gonna b-

Jaune began to walk out of the store

Jaune: fuck that I ain't paying

He walked out, leaving a dumbfounded manager and sun

Sun: I want a raise