Ruby: what are you waiting for? Start the movie!

View sighed

View: humans these days, so demanding!

View put the next video in, and it began to play

The scene opened up on Qrow in a suit walking by a open window. As he looks outside he looks in disbelief at the thing infront of him, and runs to the window

Qrow: hey! Stop climbing my tower with suction cups!

Raven chuckled

Raven: never thought you were the suit kind Qrow, looks like you finally pulled yourself together.

Qrow ignored her sister, his face practically glued to the screen

Qrow: god I look so hot in that suit.

Summer elbowed Qrow, who chuckled

Weiss: 'stop climbing my tower with suction cups', that's random.

Jaune, who was literally climbing the giant tower with suction cups, turned to face Qrow

Jaune: fuck you I'm climbing your tower with suction cups!

Qrow: why my tower?

Jaune: why not your tower!

Yang: hey, that's a good point!

Yang grabbed her drink and threw it at mercury, hitting him square on in the face

Mercury: what the fuck! Why'd you throw your drink at me?

Yang shrugged her shoulders

Yang: why not?

Qrow: your smudging my windows asshole!

Jaune rolled his eyes

Jaune: I'll smudge your windows all I want! Look at me goooo!

Qrow stomped his feet

Qrow: go suction cup someone else's tower!

Jaune: that sounds oddly suggestive!

Blake: what is going on?

Roman: chaos, in its purest form

Qrow: suck my dick get off my tower!

Jaune looked appalled

Jaune: what are you gay?

Summer elbowed Qrow, but a lot harder

Summer: Qrow! Ruby's 16 and your saying all this!

Qrow put his hands up in surrender

Qrow: it's not me! It's other me!

Velvet: Why are they even arguing? Can't Jaune just get off his tower?

Qrow: it's an expressing now get the fuck off my tower!

Jaune: no, fuck you!

Qrow: fuck you! What's your name?

Ruby covered her own ears

Ruby: there so, loud.

Blake nodded

Blake: not to mention they're very Vulgar.

Jaune: suction cup man!

Qrow: my ass! What's your name!

Jaune put Both his hands in the air, holding on by only his feet

Jaune: Da-da-da suction cup man, look at me go!

Qrow: fuck your name get off my tower!

Jaune: I can't!

Ren: what kind of name is suction cup man?

Pyyhra shrugged

Pyyhra: I guess it's his name, even if it is, odd.

Nora jumped up

Nora: I think it's cool!

Qrow: why not?

Jaune: I can only go up! I've got to get to the top and loop back around!

Qrow looked confused

Qrow: you can't just turn around?

Jaune: of course I fucking can't! What are you stupid?

Coco: but he can! God he's stupid

Opzin: I think they're all, for lack of a better word, stupid.

Tai gasped

Tai: Ozpin! Language!

Opzin rolled his eyes

Qrow: it can't be that hard!

Jaune: I don't see you climbing a fucking tower with suction cups!

Qrow thought about it for a second, and began to walk away

Qrow: give me a second!

Jaune looked confused

Jaune: what are you doing?

Summer: oh god, what are you gonna do now?

Qrow: something amazing I'm sure.

Qrow came back out with two plungers, and steeled determination in his eyes

Qrow: I've got plungers!

Summer face palmed while Qrow had a huge smile on his face

Summer: your such an idiot

Qrow nugged the annoyed summer

Qrow: aww come on, I know you love me.

Jaune threw his hands up

Jaune: oh now this is getting real!

Qrow pointed at Jaune

Qrow: I'm coming for you bitch!

Jaune face palmed

Jaune: you are going to kill yourself!

Qrow: fuck you watch me!

Qrow jumped out of the window and attempted to catch himself on the tower, but only managed to miss and fall

Ruby: Uncle Qrow!

Cinder chuckled

Cinder: what an idiot

Summer: I told you that wasn't gonna work

Qrow: it was a good plan!

Tai joined in

Tai: no, no it wasn't.

Jaune: For a guy in a suit your pretty fucking stupid!

As Qrow fell he yelled up at suction cup man, and threw his plungers at him

Qrow: fuck you I didn't become a millionaire by being stupid! I have 4 degree-

Qrow was cut off by him colliding with a cop car

Ruby flinched in the arms of yang, as she watched her uncle collide with a cop car

Raven on the other hand, raised an eyebrow

Raven: Qrow with 4 degrees? I have to say, I like this Qrow better then ours. He's not a failure for once

The two cops who owned the cop car stopped walking to stare at the body, then one of them got their microphone and yelled up to suction cup man

Cop: hey get the fuck down!

Jaune yelled back down

Jaune: no fuck you!

Cop: this is illegal!

Jaune: I know but fuck you anyways!

Cop: fuck you!

Jaune: fuck you!

Cop: fuck you!

Weiss groaned

Weiss: not again!

Jaune: hey I wrote you a song!

The cop looked puzzled

Cop: what?

Jaune began to play a guitar from his place on the building

Pyyhra: how?

Ozpin: I think it's best if we don't question the logic of this universe.

Jaune played a few cords on his guitar

Jaune: fuck you!

Blake rolled her eyes

Blake: what a amazing song.

The first cop looked to the second and pointed up to suction cup man

Cop: take him down

The second nodded and aimed his pistol up at suction cup man, firing a single shot. Suction cup man falls off the tower and hits the ground, but suction cup man just jumps right back up

Jaune: fuck you! You can't kill suction cup man!

Jaune jumps away with his suction cups in hand

Cinder: how?

Qrow: he's suction cup man!

The cops look at each other, then back to the body of Qrow

Cop: well shit