Hog hunt
(Note: Ren and Jaune are switched from my last Dream smp one, so don't be confused. Jaune is techno and Ren is Dream)
Ruby: So, what's next?
View: next we will be revisiting the Dream smp
Yang cocked her head to the side
Yang: Dream smp?
View nodded
View: the Dream smp is the universe which we viewed the election and revolution. There is only one small change for this version however
Ozpin: which is?
View: Ren and Jaune have switched, so Ren has become the manipulator Dream and Jaune has become the anarchist Techoblade
The scene opens on yang, who is oddly enough still alive. She is somehow smoking however, her body blowing with the wind
Yang: what the hell? I thought I died!
View: you did, this is your ghost.
Yang shivered
Yang: well that's not creepy at all
The scene shifts to a town, one built of wood over a giant crater. This is new L'manberg
Ironwood smiled slightly
Ironwood: good, these people were able to move past the destruction of their home and start anew.
Ozpin: I'm glad my other selves actions are being moved past, it's good.
Next is a person standing on a balcony, looking out onto her kingdom. This is blake, president of new L'manberg.
She looks down at the axe in her hand, which reflects herself back towards her, showing her severely scared face.
Blake was taken aback
Blake: me? President?!
Ruby: Yeah! Why are you surprised!
Blake: it's just, I don't know how to lead!
Nora jumped down towards the ninja
Nora: Well I'm sure your great at it!
Blake smiled at their enthusiasm
Ozpin frowned at the screen
Ozpin: it seems I was wrong to think they would just leave their violent past behind them.
In the middle of the town is a giant pole, with a rope attached to an anvil on it. The anvil is being slowly pulled up until it's at the top.
An observer from the side, Tai, looks worriedly at the scene.
Sun: a anvil? Why would they need an anvil on a rope, that's stupid!
Roman: ah I've seen this before, a real medieval way to do it but it works.
Emerald: do inform the rest of us who aren't constantly getting captured as to what you mean, Roman.
Roman rolled his eyes at the little thief's attitude
Roman: can't you see it? Death by crushing, smashed by an anvil traveling at top speeds! It's an execution!
The scene once again shifts to a small modest cottage in the middle of a snowy field. Sitting there with his crown and robes hung up is Jaune arc, writing several letters to an unknown person.
Winter: this part confuses me, he's not a king is correct?
View: Correct.
Winter pointed towards the crown resting on a coat rack
Winter: then why does he wear a crown and robes fit for a king?
View: He acts in a very regal way, he's well written and spoken, and it's rarely caught off guard. People treat him like he's a king, so he dresses appropriately.
Jaune: the only thing that works in this world-
A crown flys through the forest and to Jaunes cottage, landing on his windowsill.
Jaune: is that you treat others the way they treat you.
Summer: that's an, interesting take on the saying.
Ruby: no no no! He's got it wrong! It's treat others the way you want to be treated, h-
Weiss put a hand on Ruby's shoulder to stop her rambling
Weiss: different people have different versions of the saying, it seems Jaune is one of those people.
Ruby looked up at her partner
Ruby: I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Weiss: Hey!
Jaune finishes writing his note and hands it to a crow, who takes off flying into the forest
Jaune: those who have treated me with kindness, I will repay that kindness Tenfold.
Pyyhra smiled at her partners words, it seemed almost every version of Jaune was kind to people in some way.
Ruby: but that's not the saying!
Weiss groaned
Weiss: Ruby be quiet!
Jaune: and those! Who treat me with injustice!
Blake walks down a hall with pictures of each president of L'manberg. Yang, Ozpin, and her, all lined up on the walls.
She takes an axe off her back and gets in line with a group of three others, Sage wearing a beanie, a very tall looking scarlet who looked a lot less eager to fight then the rest, and Sun.
Qrow: With weapons and armor like that, they've gotta be getting ready to fight an army.
View flew over to Qrow
View: or a one man army
The three make their way to a familiar snowy cottage
Jaune: who use me, that hunt me down that hurt my friends!
Jaune dawns his glowing purple armor, crown, and cloak.
Nora: Oooh fearless leaders getting ready to kick some serious ass!
The scene changes to a first person perspective of one of the attackers, who watches in horror as Jaune throws down some potions, obscuring his vision.
Jaune appears out of nowhere like some sort of monster and swings his sword at the attacker, only for the screen to cut away.
Nora slumped over in disappointment
Nora : awww, no sick battle!
View: don't worry, it'll come
Yang: did you see Jaune? He looked so cool!
Next the four attackers, still at L,manberg, break into Tais house and begin to go through his stuff
Tai tries to argue against them, starting a screaming match with Sage, but to no avail.
Ruby: hey! They can't just break into someone's house like that!
Roman laughed
Roman: and who's gonna stop them?
Ozpin shook his head sadly
Ozpin: it seems they've forgotten about my other selfs and how he led the country into the ground, whatever they're doing better be worth it
Blake takes something out of a chest, a glowing compass and shows it to Sage, much to Tais horror. The compass read in all caps
JAUNES COMPASS
Blake: Hey big S!
Sage turns away from Tai
Blake: look what I found.
Sun: why would he have a compass that leads to Jaune? Seems pretty stupid
View: Jaune lives very very far away, Tai needs a compass whenever he wants to go see him, which is a lot.
Tai raised an eyebrow
Tai: and why do I go see Arc a lot?
View: you two are close friends, he views you as a sort of father figure.
Sage: so the plan is simple
Jaune looks down, eyes widening at a note that was sent by one of those strange crows
Sage: we find
Blake pulls out the compass that points to Jaune, beginning to follow it to his location
Sage: and we kill Jaune.
Coco laughed
Coco: good luck with that! He's like a one mama army!
Yang: yeah! It would take like threatening a horse he cared deeply about to defeat him, but what are the odds of that?
Jaune is now in the field in front of his house, completely surrounded by the hunters.
Jaune: there's no other way
Blake tenses slightly and raised her axe
Jaune raised a potion above his head and threw it down at his feet
Jaune: I CHOOSE BLOOD!
Neptune: YEAH! KICK THEIR ASSES!
Sun: YEAH AWESOME ONE LINER!
Jaune quickly approaches Blake, sending her to the ground. He keeps swinging his sword at her chest, with her barely blocking with the handle of her axe
Blake: Big S do something!
Jaune knocks her axe away from her
Blake: Big S!
Goodwitch Pailed
Goodwitch: dear god he's gonna kill her
Qrow looked impressed
Qrow: the kids an animal!
Sage yelled at Jaune from the other side of the field
Sage: Stop!
Sage has an axe pointed at the neck of Jaunes favorite horse
Yang almost laughed, she called it!
Jaune turns around and points his sword at Sage
Jaune: you get away from that horse Sage!
Sage brings the axe closer
Sage: Jaune drop everything, or I'm gonna kill this horse right in front of you.
Pyhrra: no, don't do it! They'll kill you!
Jaune looked down at the ground conflicted, before doing as he's told.
Pyhrra let's a few tears fall
Pyhrra: goddammit Jaune, it's just a horse!
Jaune is dragged back in chains to New L,manberg, much to the horror of Tai
Tai: you actually got him
Jaune looks up to see his friend and father figure Tai trapped in his home and tries to break free of his chains, only to be held back by Sage and Blake
Jaune: Tai! What did they do to you!
Tai: what did they do to me? Your being brought to your execution and asking if I'm ok?
Tai thinks a bit before looking at ruby
Tai: ruby, you have my permission to go out with Jaune
Ruby Quickly turns a deep shade of red as yang erupts in laughter
Jaune is dragged up to a cage, one with an anvil suspended far above it. Blake steps up to a podium and begins a speech
Blake: Jaune has robbed our country, of everything that's made it special
Up on a nearby rooftop sits Ren and his mercenary accomplice Roman, looking at the would be execution happening.
Roman smiled smugly
Roman: finally, it's been a while since I've been in one of these
Emerald: at least you've been in more then one! I've only been in one of these!
Roman: thank god for that
Emerald stuck her tongue out at Roman
Ren points towards the execution site and Romans takes the hint, throwing an ender pearl down and teleporting himself along with it. He lands on the platform and throws potions out at the hunters, blinding them temporarily
Blake: what is Roman doing here?
Roman attacks scarlet, who raises his shield in defense. He then takes his crossbow out and fires at Blake, who barely has enough time to her own shield out.
Nora: YEAH! EPIC RESCUE!
Roman smiled
Roman: seems like other me is kicking some serious ass
Mercury: man why can't we have that version of Roman! He's way better!
Roman shot him a glare
Blake: Big S pull the lever!
Jaune looks at Sage who is running to the lever before Roman can stop him
Jaune: Heeeh?
He quickly pulls the lever, sending the anvil dropping towards Jaune
The audience falls silent, they thought this was gonna be a rescue mission. But it seems Roman wasn't fast enough to save Jaune
As the anvil falls at Jaune, he pulls out a strange totem out of his pocket and clutches it closely as death comes towards him.
The anvil makes contact with his head, and the totem explodes in a flash of green light.
Jaune is brought back from the dead, his very skin and bone being reformed right then and there.
The audience was thrown into a shocked silence for a few moments before erupting into confused cries
Coco: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Neptune: HIS INSIDES BECAME HIS OUTSIDES THEN RE-BECAME HIS INSIDES
Sun: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING!
Blake had a similar reaction to someone dying then coming back to life in front of her
Blake: what the fuck!?
Yang: YES EXACTLY! WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
View: he used a totem of undying, a powerful tool used to cheat death
Jaune jumps from his cage and looks for his horse, seeing Ren walk away into a cave with it
Jaune: he's got Carl!
Sun, who is fighting off Roman looks at the fleeing Jaune
Sun: he's getting away!
Ruby: yes Jaune run!
Jaune runs to Carl, petting the horse and checking it for injury's. Ren wordlessly passes Jaune a pickaxe before waking off, as Sage walks into the cave
Nora: PUT HIM IN THE GROUND JAUNE!
Ren: Nora not so violent!
Nora: sorry Ren! BREAK HIS LEGS!
Jaune laughed
Jaune: Hahaha, did you really think you could kill me that easily Sage?
Sage didn't answer instead attacking Jaune
Jaune danced around Sage, who was much slower with his heavy armor
Sage: you have done so much fucking damage to everything we've been building here!
Jaune grabbed Sages axe and sent it flying
Jaune: I have a pickaxe, and I'm gonna put it through your teeth!
He swung upward into Sages mouth, killing him.
Qrow cringed slightly
Qrow: that's a brutal way to go
The scene shifts to Jaune and ruby, back at jaunes cottage home
Jaune: see there's something ruby, that I haven't shown anyone, not even Tai.
He leads her over to a strange wall
Jaune: I have been working on, just a little hobby
Blake: well that's not ominous at all
Jaune pushed away some snow to reveal a button
Jaune: you see this wall?
Ruby pushed the button, revealing a secret door that began to open, and what's inside made ruby fall back and scream in terror
Ruby: AAAAH!
Inside was over 100 wither skeleton skulls, enough to make what happened to L,manberg before look like a fire cracker in comparison.
Jaune stepped forward, his arms out as if welcoming Ruby
Jaune: Welcome home Thesus! HAHAHAHAHA!
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