Oh here we fucking go, It's that time boys.

Juniper cried into her husbands lap, very disturbed by the scene she had just saw. Her little baby boy, as an actual child, was killed by his older brother.

Ruby looked a little queazy as she laid her head on yangs shoulder, while the last one was short it was gruesome. She hoped she wouldn't remember that one.

View looked out at the distraught audience, and decided just to start the movie. Not wanting to deal with the crying or yelling, he had enough headaches as it is.

The scene opens on a group of soldiers sitting by a Jeep as music starts to play

Roses are red, and violets are blue,

The camera spun down to a man in orange armor, and a giant name appeared next to him

SUN

the same happened to a man in Maroon armor

NEPTUNE

Neptune stood up

Neptune: that's us? We're so cool!

Sun: yeah! I bet we're badass soldiers!

View sighed, if only they knew.

one day well cruise down the gultch avenue.

Next was a man in all red armor with a shotgun, the Name for him first went to Qrow, but changed to

SARGE

Qrow: is that me?

View nodded, and raven laughed

Raven: Qrows name is sarge? He's even more of a disappointment in this universe then in ours!

Tai: shut up will you?

It's red vs red and blue vs blue, it's I against I and me against you

The camera goes to another man in red armor, his name was

Adrian

Saphron: My little boy is all grown Up!

She shed a comic like tear

Saphron: now I know how you feel mother!

Juniper laughed but her exspresiom grew sour

Juniper: are you calling me old?!

The camera spun over to the other side of the canyon to show a team of almost identical soldiers.

Violets are blue, roses are red, living like this we were already dead....

The camera stops by a man in blue armor standing by a tank his name flickered to

CABOOSE

The camera went over to a man in cyan armor, his name was

REN

Nora: look renny it's you!

The camera then went to the tank, it's name
Was

PENNY

Ruby gasped

Ruby : Penny's a tank! That's awesome! 

The camera goes to a girl in black armor, her name is

PYHRRA

Pyyhra's eyes sparkled at the sight of her on screen

Pyyhra: that armor is so cool!

And the last person was a man in light blue armor, his name was

JAUNE

Neptune: we all look so cool! This must be one of those badass super soldier ones!

View laughed, but covered it up with a cough.

The scene opens up on Sun and Neptune standing on top of there base. Neptune turned to sun and spoke some legendary words

Neptune: hey.

Sun turned to look at his friend

Sun: Yeah?

Neptune: you ever wonder why we're here?

Yang laughed

Yang: those are some pretty deep words coming from your tiny brain Neptune!

Neptune: shut it bimbo!

Sun: It's one of life's greatest mysteries, why are we here? Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there a god watching over us, with a plan. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.

At first the Audience was silent, but soon the students erupted into laughter.

Coco: that was really deep for you sun!

Sun blushed in embarrassment

Sun: shut up!

At first Neptune was silent, but then he spoke in the most condescending tone possible.

Neptune: No I mean why are we here! In the middle of this canyon!

Sun cringed

Sun: Oh...

Neptune: what was all that god stuff?

Sun: nothing!

Neptune: you wanna talk about it?

Sun: No.

Neptune: you sure?

Sun: No.

Ren laughed

Ren: yeah sun you wanna talk about it?

Sun: Shut up!

Neptune: seriously though, why are we out here? As far as I can tell it's just a boxed canyon in the middle of nowhere!

Neptune pointed across the canyon to the blue base

Neptune: The only reason we built a red base here is because they built a blue base there! And the only reason they built a blue base there is because we built a red base here!

Summer: that seems pointless, it's just a canyon what's so special about it?

Tai: yeah they could just leave and nothing would happen!

Sun:  well yeah that's because we're fighting eachother.

Neptune: all I'm saying is if we pulled out today The blues would have two bases in the middle of a boxed in canyon, wopty-fucking-do.

Sun: what's up with that anyways. I signed up to fight some aliens, next thing I know masterchief blows up the whole covenant armada and now I'm stuck here fighting some blue guys!

Ozpin: why are they fighting each other? It dosent seem like that canyon has anything valuable in it.

View: nobody knows.

Weiss: they don't seem too keen on fighting the enemy. These guys are horrible soldiers!

Ruby: I'm sure there trying there best!

The camera pans over to a nearby ridge, where Jaune and Ren were listening in on the Reds conversation.

Ren: what are they doing?

Jaune looked down from his sniper at Ren

Jaune: what?

Ren: I said what are they doing?

Jaune sighed

Jaune: I'm getting so fucking sick of answering they question!

Ren: oh you have the fucking rifle I can't see shit so don't bitch at me cause I'm not gonna sit here and play with my dick!

Blake: that's some, vulgar, language.

Nora gasped

Nora: but renny snd Jaune are friends they would never curse at each other!

View: well these two hate each other.

Jaune: ok, ok. There just standing there and talking, that's all they ever do! That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago!

Ren sighed and looked back down at them

Ren: what are they talking about?

Jaune: oh for fucks sake.

Cinder: this has to be the most boring one we've watched.

Mercury snickered

Mercury: I don't know it's pretty funny watching these idiots doing dumb stuff.

The camera cuts back to Neptune and Sun still talking

Sun: I mean talk about a waste of resources, we should be out there looking for new intelligent life, ya know fight them.

Neptune: no shit, that's why they should put us in charge.

Qrow looks up at his soldiers

Qrow: ladies get down here on the double!

Sun: oh shit, YES SIR!

Qrow: that's me? I'm a officer?

View: I guess you could say that. Now thats all for now, but we will he covering more of this world, a lot more.

Emerald: do we have a choice?

View: No