The definition of swag right there! ↑ 

*14 years ago*

''If you ever read this letter, then I'm probably hiding somewhere in shame. There's a thing I wanted to say to you that I can't really say in person, you know how hard it is for me to tell someone something right to their faces. So here I go: I know we're just friends with ''benefits''. But I can't deny that I've gotten some feelings for you. I know how you feel for Daisy but... I just want to get it out of me, I guess... Your friend: White.''

The white Birdo sighed as she looked at the letter she had just written, her wrist felt tired. She had been writing several ones all evening, but they all lied crumbled up on the floor because she felt like they didn't sound any good. ''No, no, no!'' She said and crumbled the letter into a ball with her hands in anger. ''Why can't it sound good? Why am I so bad with words?!''

A small knock came from the door behind her, she quickly gathered all the papers on the floor and on her desk and threw them all in the trashbag. ''Come in!'' She said out loud for the person to hear.

The door slowly opened and Wario's head popped out. ''White, what are you doing? Is someone here with you?'' He carefully asked.

She shook her head. ''No, everything's fine. Please... just leave me alone.''

''Just wanted to check.'' He closed the door again and left White all alone. She took out a new paper and started writing again.

''Dear Waluigi... no, Purple... no!''

She teared the paper in half and growled. ''Fucking piece of shit brain...'' She mumbled and hit herself lightly on her head. ''Can't you come up with something good?''

She laid down tiredly on her bed that was right next to her desk. It didn't take long for her to start sleeping and after a few seconds of darkness in her mind, it was suddenly morning. She woke up, her head feeling heavy. Somebody knocked on the door again and after she said that it was open, Waluigi came inside looking happy as usual. ''Hi, White!'' He cheered.

''Hi, Purple.'' She replied without getting up.

''Do you want to go and train? The plants are ready.''

She nodded and rose slowly from her cozy bed. They made their way downstairs and out into the backyard. The place they were staying at was a litteral dump. An abbandoned building where no cop would ever search for them. They robbed people for a living, sometimes even banks. And they used the money for alot of things like upgrading their motorcycles and having wild parties. But there were days like theese when they were just chilling with each other.

Waluigi had put three pots in a row, one pot had an ordinary piranha plant in it, one had a spiny piranha plant and the last one had a dry piranha plant. They were directing their heads towards Waluigi and White as they got closer.

''Okay, so if you ever encounter a wild one, what can you do to stop it from chomping?'' Waluigi asked.

White tried to think of what he had taught her the other training sessions. ''Pull both of their leaves?'' She asked.

''Yes, that is one method, not the best one since it can harm them but it can be used when it's in a dire situation.'' He explained. ''And remeber the other one?''

''Hmm...'' She thought, then snapped her fingers. ''Pet their tounge!'' She answered and smiled.

Waluigi clapped his hands. ''Yeah, but you should only do that if its a piranha plant that is already a little more calm.'' He went up to the red plant and pet its head. ''But there is one more trick that you can use, and it works every time.''

She stared excitedly at him. ''What is it?''

''You simply do it like this.'' He snapped his fingers and the plant started chomping towards him, he calmly stood in front of it and gave out a quick hit with his thumb on its head. It stopped chomping and went completely silent. ''You have to hit the white spot that is located over the mouth in the middle. The plant will immediately stop chomping at you.''

''Can I try?'' She asked with shining eyes full of excitement.

Waluigi snapped his fingers again so the plant started chomping and backed a couple of steps. ''Go ahead, be careful though, you might get it wrong the first time. You have to time it perfectly.''

White carefully got closer to the plant, she was a little afraid of them because of bad memories of her childhood. But ever since Waluigi had showed that they could be nice she had a little more trust in them. And if something would go wrong then Waluigi was standing right behind her to help her out. She quickly hit the spot above its mouth and felt really successful when it stopped chomping. Waluigi cheered. ''That's right! You're a very quick learner! Ready for the next one?''

She nodded and smiled with determination as she looked at him. ''Let's do it!''

''Okay, so the spiny piranha plant have spikes instead of dots, so there's another method for-''

''Hey, guys!'' Waluigi's sentence got cut off by a pair of familiar voices. He and White turned around to see the rest of the gang standing behind them while smiling. ''What's poppin'?''

''I'm trying to teach...'' Waluigi sighed, clearly annoyed that they disturbed the lecture.

''That's just wasted time!'' Red laughed as his feather wings on his green shell flapped in motion together with his laughter. ''When are we ever going to run into piranha plants anyway?''

''You never know. But if it ever happens then at least two of us will be prepared.'' Waluigi said, hinting that the others should listen to his teaching some more.

''Yeah, sure. Not going to happen, like, ever.'' Lakithunder, also known as Black, the leader of the group, chuckled. ''Anyway, we were going to tell you two that we have to do something this afternoon and we ALL have to go.''

''What are we doing?'' Waluigi asked. ''Robbing a bank? Stealing a car? I'm down for anything right now.''

''It's secret.'' Black said and crossed his arms. This annoyed Waluigi a little. ''Well, how am I supposed to prepare myself then?!''

''Dude, calm down. Just bring what you always bring.'' Blue said and smiled. Blue was the newest member of the group, a blue Yoshi by the name of Bullet wearing sunglasses, a leather jacket and a spiky choker necklace.

The afternoon soon came and everybody were getting ready to head out. They all got into the car and drove off out on the streets. ''Sooo... where are we going?'' Waluigi asked.

Nobody answered and just smiled discretely. ''Hey! Talk, dammit!'' He said angrily and gave Red, who he was sitting next to, a playful faint punch on the head. ''Come on, you don't have to be so nervous all the time. Relax for one second!'' Red snickered.

''Well, I could if it weren't for the fact that we're wanted right now for that robbery last week...'' Waluigi grumbled. ''Bro, we've been wanted for several years now. I thought that you were going to be used to it by now.'' Wario said and laughed. Waluigi just replied with a annoyed sigh and leaned back on his seat, looking out the window next to him.

Soon they came to a halt outside a skating rink where, suprisingly, Mario, Luigi, princess Daisy and princess Peach was waiting. ''H-Hey... what are you guys doing here?'' Waluigi nervously chuckled, he hadn't seen them for quite some time now and became really flustered to see them, especially Daisy.

''Ready guys?'' White asked them, they gave back a nod and everyone went to stand in front of Waluigi. They suddenly, out of nowhere, took out a present that was behind Peach and cheered. ''Happy 18th birthday Waluigi!''

AWWW! It's my little knight in purple clothing's birthday! Let's all wish him a happy birthday, alright? He needs all the hugs... and cakes! I hope you weren't too confused over the names. I'm bad at describing things. Don't forget to vote and comment! Bye!