You sat in the warm water as Ahri and Eve stared each other down, chest to chest, while Kai'sa was hiding from Jinx and Akali was using her hands to squirt water at your face.

How the fuck did we get here?

Let's go back about 30 minutes.

You were sitting in the living room of the hotel suite. Totoro was with the Guinea Pigs as they watched some action movie on the TV. Mini Akali was trying to replicate some of the moves on Mini Ahri who just did not care.

Your mind went to Eve's offer. Hot Spings sounds nice. But, the girls would be down there.

To be fair, you had seen three of the five of them naked already.

Before you ask, Jinx and you served in the military, and you lived together. Yeah. Seeing each other nude was bound to happen. And it did. A few times.

Nothing to see or write home about.

You rubbed your chin for a moment. You were all in agreement that there was a line no one should cross now.

So, with that logic, nothing would happen, right?

You stood up and looked at Totoro.

Y/N: You're in charged. Make sure Mini Akali doesn't break anything.

Mini Akali: <Squeak!>

Totoro nodded as you headed for the door. Maybe this could be a good way to show that everyone can be together without the horny taking over.

You reached the men's locker room and undressed before you wrapped a towel around your waist. You then stepped out into the hot springs.

Akali: Mr. Y/N!

You stopped in your tracks.

Maybe this was going to be harder than you thought.

The girls were all in the water, only towels covering their bodies.

Y/N: No.

You turned around to leave, but Jinx grabbed you from behind and dragged you towards the water. She then threw you in.

You sat up and shot her a look which she chose to ignore in favor of sitting next to Kai'sa.

Ahri: Nice of you to join us. We were just talk about you.

You looked to Jinx.

Jinx: Not in that way, sicko. They were just asking me about our time in the military.

You turned back to Ahri.

Ahri: Jinx said that you guys actually met the king.

You nodded.

Kai'sa: I thought you were joking.

Y/N: Nope. Told you I've met some powerful people.

Eve: So, is that why we got a room at the royal suite?

Akali: And why we're the only ones here?

You shrugged.

Y/N: Probably.

Jinx: Cool. So, why aren't you looking at us?

The girls looked at you to see that you were staring at the water.

Y/N: You're all naked.

Jinx: We have towels.

Y/N: That doesn't help.

Ahri: You've already seen us naked.

Y/N: Still not helping.

The girls looked at you oddly, before they noticed your hands were covering your crotch. It then hit them.

Akali: Yo....are you turned on?

You looked up with a serious expression on your face.

Y/N: Absolutely.

The spring went quiet. The girls looked at you as you sat there, deadpan look on your face.

Why even lie at this point?

Y/N: This was a mistake.

Kai'sa: No. There's nothing wrong with sexual desires. You're not acting out on them, so this is fine.

Ahri: He has a boner.

Jinx: No he doesn't....

Y/N: I do.

Jinx: Dude, not helping.

Y/N: Neither is staying here, but here we are. Can I leave now?

Ahri: No! Stay! This is the perfect bonding opportunity. Just....uh....do something...about that.

Eve: Like what?!

Y/N: This is so uncomfortable.

Akali: Don't get embarrassed, Mr. Y/N. Everyone gets turned on. I do. So does Ahri. And Eve and Kai'sa and....

Jinx: None of this is helping!

Y/N: Just let me leave.

Eve: Now now. We're all adults here. We can be open about this. Stop acting like horny teenagers.

Ahri: You're literally saying that when you have the shortest towel here.

It was true. Her's only reached to her thighs, and barely covered her chest.

Eve: It was the last one they had. Why don't you give me yours instead? You have less, territory to cover.

Ahri gasped.

Ahri: My boobs are just as big as yours!

Y/N/Kai'sa/Jinx/Akali: No they aren't.

Eve: I reign supreme in that aspect, Gumiho.

Jinx: She do.

Y/N: Guys....

Ahri stepped towards Eve, now chest to chest.

Ahri: Yet Y/N slept with me.

Eve: I thought we were agreed to step down.

Jinx, however, had other had another thought on your minds.

Jinx: Eve definitely has the biggest boobs. But, who has the nicer butt?

Kai'sa watched as Jinx turned to her, an evil look in her eye.

Jinx: Oh, Dancer~

Kai'sa stepped back in fear as Jinx approached her.

Kai'sa: What are you doing?

Jinx: Come on. Didn't you just say that there's nothing wrong with having sexual desires?

Kai'sa: I also said as long as you do not act on them!

Jinx: Too late!

She lunged at Kai'sa but she quickly ran and hid behind a rock.

Akali: Mr. Y/N, look.

She cupped her hands and squeezed them together. A stream of water hit your face as you sat there unmoving.

Y/N: This is starting to actually hurt.

That brings us to now. With you sitting uncomfortably while everyone around you seemed to not care.

You couldn't even get up at this point. If you did, you would expose yourself to everyone.

Ahri: I said we can't go after him anymore. Jinx told us the truth and we shouldn't treat him like a toy.

Eve: We aren't. This is just a natural occurrence that happened to lead to his libido getting out of control.

Akali hit you again with water.

Kai'sa: Stay away!

Jinx: I just wanna see the booty.

Akali sprayed you again.

You suddenly stood up, your towel falling in the process, stopping everyone in their tracks. They all looked at you as you stood there.

Y/N: They have a ping pong table here. Join me if you'd like. I need to take care of this.

You then walked past them and back into the men's locker room. The girls soon found their faces bright red while Jinx sat there unamused.

Jinx: Guys, I know what I said. Think about Y/N before you get all flirty like a bunch of bimbos. But, uh, this is a...situation I didn't think about.

Akali: Oh!

Everyone turned to her.

Akali: He's taking care of it! He's taking about.....

Ahri: Kali!

Akali: What?! Everyone does it.

Jinx: They do.

Eve: I feel kinda bad, though. He came down here to spend time with us but he eneded up leaving because of us.

The girls stood around for a moment before they suddenly and idea.

Not the same idea, though.

Ahri: Movie night!

Eve: A massage!

Kai'sa: Naked cuddling!

Akali: Ping pong!

Jinx: What the fuck?

They all turned to her.

Jinx: Ahri, I get. Kali, I also get. Eve, Kai'sa, how would either of those help? That would only turn him on more!

Ahri: So, movie night?

Jinx: What is that?

Ahri: Me and Y/N used to do it all the time when we were kids. We would make some popcorn, pick out a movie, and just hang out.

The girls gave it some thought and nodded.

Eve: That actually sounds enjoyable.

Kai'sa: I can get behind that.

Akali: Yes, but can I play against him in ping pong first? Please? Pretty please? With a cherry on top?

Jinx shrugged.

Jinx: Why not?

Akali cheered and hurried out of the water. The others stood there for a moment.

Eve: She's going to put clothes on, right?
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Akali: I have never lost a game of ping pong before in my life.

You flipped your paddle up and caught it with no effort. You smirked.

Y/N: That would be five games to me, and none to you.

Akali pouted as you walked over and threw an arm around her.

Y/N: You did good, kid. You lasted longer than most people.

Akali: Whatever.

Ahri: Hm? You guys done?

You looked over to where thebothers were. One of the oh so many benefits of being in the Royal Suites was that the room service was godly. The girls were currently enjoying a platter of sushi with some delicious wine.

Y/N: Yep. So, what was the plan again?

Ahri: Movie night! Like when we were kids.

You found yourself smiling.

Y/N: Sounds like fun. So, uh, who's picking the movie?

Kai'sa: I can...

Y/N: Not you!

Jinx: I...

Y/N: You either!

Eve: Do I want to know?

Y/N: She's sick.

Jinx: I thought you would've liked Human Centipede!

The girls all looked at her before Ahri raised her hand.

Ahri: How about Odyssey?

You smiled. It was an old sci-fi show your mom showed you. You and Ahri both loved it. So much, in fact, that you both dressed as two of the characters for Halloween one year.

Y/N: Sure. I'm pretty sure I can order up some popcorn.

You tossed the paddle aside and you all walked towards the elevator. Once you reached the room, you got a bunch of blankets and got everything set up in the living room. Kai'sa made some hot cocoa while Jinx ordered up some popcorn from the front desk.

Ahri and you found the movie you were looking for and filled in the others on important lore points. Eve even helped out since she had seen the show before.

You all sat on the couch but Jinx took the single chair to the side. Ahri sat to your left while Eve sat to your right. Akali sat on the floor in front of Kai'sa so she could braid her hair.

The movie started right after the popcorn arrived. Once you were all cozied up, you sat back and enjoyed the movie.

The first space fight started by the time Akali's hair was done. By the middle of the second act, Eve was asleep on your shoulder.

By the start of the third act, Jinx was passed out while Akali was cuddling with Totoro. Kai'sa was asleep with her feet on your and Ahri's laps.

By the end of the movie, it was just you and Ahri. As the credits rolled, you smiled.

Ahri: This was really nice. We haven't done this in such a long time.

You smiled.

Y/N: I know. Kinda tired, though.

Ahri laughed as she leaned on your shoulder.

Ahri: I am too. Let's just stay out here. It'll be like a *yawn big sleepover.

She closed her eyes as she slowly fell asleep. You just smiled as you got comfortable.

Talk about a relaxing day.

Minus the whole hotspring thing but we can just forget about that.