KDA Chibi Shorts #1
Akali and Kai'sa sit on the couch.
Akali: You need to be more assertive. You need to be "bad".
Kai'sa: Bad.
Akali holds out a cup of steaming hot coffee.
Akali: Take my coffee like it's yours. Remember, you're bad.
Kai'sa: I'm bad.
She reaches out for the coffee but her hand is shaking.
Kai'sa: I'm bad. I'm bad....I'm.....bad...I'm...
Akali grows frustrated and shoves the cup toward Kai'sa.
Akali: Take it!
The cup misses Kai'sa and the coffee ends up spilling of of the cup, and right into Y/N's lap. The two girls stare at him for a moment as he took a deep breath.
Y/N: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Chibi Akali and Kai'sa getting scolded by Ahri while Y/N cries with a bag of ice on his croch)
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Eve: I grow tired of this. I need some more excitement in my life.
Cut to Eve sitting in a new car.
Eve: Mmmmm. Much better.
(Chibi Eve running down the others in her car)
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Y/N and Jinx are sitting ontop of a roof with their military gear on.
Y/N: Remeber, Jinx. Just a warning shot.
Jinx: Okay.
Bang!
Y/N: Damnit, Jinx! A headshot isn't a warning shot!
Jinx: His friends are warned.
Y/N: You just committed a war crime!
Jinx: Yeeeeeeep.
Bang!
Y/N: Stop shooting!
(Chibi Jinx and Y/N running away from terrorists)
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Y/N is sitting on the couch with Totoro when Ahri walks in. She spots Totoro and picks him up before holding him like a baby.
Ahri: Aw~ How's my little handsome baby? I love you so much. Yesh I do. Yesh I do. Kisses.
She litters the cat with kisses before she sets him down and leaves. Y/N turns to the cat.
Y/N: You're a dignified cat, Totoro. Protect this house with your life.
Totoro salutes.
(Chibi Ahri treating Totoro like a baby while Y/N watches)
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The girls all watch Y/N from across the room.
Akali: Has anyone else ever realize Y/N is just a cat in human form?
The girls look at her.
Akali: Like, he sleeps wherever, he eats whatever, he gets annoyed easily, he both loves and hates attention, and he's always knocking stuff off the tables.
Eve: I don't know about that last one.
Just then, Y/N accidentally knocks a cup off his desk.
Y/N: Aw, bother. Oh well.
Y/N goes back to work on his computer as the girls watch.
Eve: Hm. I stand corrected.
(Chibi Y/N sleeping on the stairs while Akali takes pictures)
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Y/N sits down on the couch.
Y/N: Boy, it's sure is a nice day. I hope nothing completely out of the blue happens.
Y/N sits there for a moment before he looks around.
Y/N: Huh. Okay then.
(Chibi Y/N sitting on the couch undisturbed)
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Ahri and Eve walk through a store when they spot a pair of nice shoes.
Ahri: Oh. Those are really nice shoes.
Eve: They are. They shall look wonderful in my collection.
Ahri: You mean, my collection, right?
The two girls stare each other down.
(Chibi Y/N and Kai'sa patching up the injured Eve and Ahri while Akali looks at her new shoes)
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Jinx and Y/N are playing video games when a cloud of pink and blue suddenly fills the room. Everything turns dark but they glow in neon colors.
Y/N: What the hell?
Akali suddenly shows up and starts dancing.
Akali: Neon flash mob!
Y/N and Jinx watch her for a moment before Akali stops.
Akali: Why aren't you dancing?
Y/N: I'm just trying to figure out when we got neon lights.
Jinx: And how did we suddenly get neon clothes?
The three stand there in silence as they try to think about possible answers.
(Chibi neon KDA+Y/N and Jinx dancing in the dark)
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The guinea pigs are sitting in their dollhouse when Totoro pokes his head in.
Totoro: You guys good?
Mini Ahri: Golden.
Mini Eve: Pretty good.
Mini Akali: I'm hungry.
Mini Kai'sa: I want music.
Totoro pulls his head out and returns with chips and a speaker. He clicks play and music begins to play to which the guinea pigs dance to.
Meanwhile, Y/N and Eve watch.
Eve: So, uh, did Totoro and the guinea pigs just talk?
Y/N: You heard that too, then.
(Chibi Totoro and Mini KDA dancing to the music)
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