Cheeky Dolphins
Author note - Whoops! There might be some conversation with "very awkward implications" in this part, so just be careful.
Amsterdam and London enjoy playing pranks together. It is one of their favourite pastimes from their youths. As such, having not pulled any in some time, they decide it is high time to pull another one. Right now, they are in Amsterdam's room.
Amsterdam - So, do you have any ideas?
London - Yeah, let me tell you...
London whispers his idea into Amsterdam's ear.
Amsterdam - Ooh, that sounds good!
They go to market, where Amsterdam purchases half a dozen doughnuts, and London purchases broccoli. They then proceed to shave the buds of broccoli onto the doughnuts, so that it looks like sprinkles. Then they find Zurich.
London - Hello, Zurich.
Zurich - Good morning! What's that?
Amsterdam - Oh, these? These are for you!
Zurich looks in the box and sees doughnuts with green sprinkles.
Zurich - Awesome!
He shoves one in his mouth and realises there's something wrong.
Zurich - Broccoli...
Amsterdam and London proceed to escape to the bathroom, where they paint the bars of soap with white paint and take a few to paint brown. They then take the brown soaps and put them on a plate. Soon, Moskva comes along.
Moskva - Hello!
London - Heya! Want to try these chicken nuggets? We made them ourselves!
Moskva, not wanting to hurt their feelings, takes a bite of one of the nuggets.
Moskva - Ummm... Its, uh, good?
Amsterdam - What's wrong?
She puts on a hurt expression.
Moskva - What? Nothing! They're great!
Moskva, not realising it as a prank, keeps eating the soap. Meanwhile, Geneva is struggling in the bathroom.
Geneva - What's wrong with this soap?! Why can't I get any off?
Geneva tries forcefully scraping the soap onto her paws, which doesn't work because paint is actually pretty strong if applied thickly enough.
Zurich, having gone to the bathroom to look for the Vaporeons, finds a closed door, behind which he can here a strange noise. As he puts his ear to the door, he can hear what sounds like Geneva grunting.
Zurich - Geneva? Is everything okay?
Geneva - Just fine (pant pant).
Zurich - Um... What are you doing?
Geneva - I'm just trying to get it off!
Zurich - wut
Geneva - The soap! It won't come off of the bar!
Zurich - Ohhhhh......
Geneva - What were you thinking?
Zurich - Nothing! Nothing... Have you tried running water over it?
Geneva - That's the first thing I tried! Come here and help me!
Zurich - Um, you know what? I think, uh... Jan! Yes, Jan can help you! Jan! Come and help Geneva!
Jan runs over.
Jan - What's up?
Geneva - Zurich is too much of a pansy to come in here and help me!
Jan looks surprised and embarrassed.
Jan - Um, Geneva? If an adult needs "help" in the bathroom, it's implicit of something they should probably do alone...
Geneva - Good grief, why are you both being so weird about this?! It's just soap!
Jan and Zurich both skedaddle before they have to get involved.
Geneva - Aw, what?! Nobody had better complain when I have dirty paws for the rest of the day!
In the meantime, London and Amsterdam have rigged up a rug with bubble wrap underneath. They hide nearby. Warszawa soon walks along, as well as Berlin.
Warszawa - Alright, so to have an effective pounce, you need to have a really hard landing. Let me show you.
Warszawa walks over towards the rug and stops short of it.
Warszawa - So, this rug is soft, but for a good pounce, you'll still hear a loud sound when I come down.
Berlin - Okay!
Warszawa - Okay, here we go!
Warszawa leaps and lands hard on the rug. Loud popping is heard.
Berlin - Whoa, okay! I didn't know you could do that!
Warszawa - Um... That wasn't supposed to happen... What's this?
Warszawa lifts a side of the rug and finds the bubble wrap underneath.
Warszawa - Huh! That seems like a pretty careless way to dispose of bubble wrap...
Berlin - Bubble wrap is fun!
The two begin popping all the bubbles in the sheet, so they don't notice when the Vaporeons leave their hiding spot.
The final trick they have planned involves Krakow, who is drowsily watching TV. London sneaks up from behind and gets his paw wet, then makes a sneezing noise whilst flinging the water at the back of Krakow's head.
Krakow - Ew! Did you just sneeze on my head?!
London - Oh... Oh...... That's nasty...
Krakow - Oh grief! How much did you sneeze?!
London - I'm so sorry, there's snot all over your head...
Krakow - AAAAUUUGGGHHHH!!
Krakow runs to the bathroom, where, incidentally, Zurich has gone to see what was up with the soap. Presently, he is trying to get it to come apart with elbow grease, and he is failing similarly to how Geneva was.
Krakow - Z-Zurich?! What the hell are you doing in there?!
Zurich - Nothing, I should be done in a bit.
Krakow - Uhhhhh...
Krakow instead chooses to run to the kitchen faucet and proceeds to douse his head. By this time, London has already escaped to his and Amsterdam's secret location.
London - Success!
Amsterdam - I think that's enough harmless pranking for one day.
Jan - Not quite.
Jan, it would appear, found out the secret location and appeared behind the Vaporeons.
London - Gah! How did you find our secret location?!
Jan - Your "secret" location is behind this tiny bush. I could see your tails sticking out.
Amsterdam - Oops...
London - Yeah, that was an oversight...
Jan - Well, time to feed you to Abuja, let's go.
London - wait wut
Amsterdam - Oh no! They were harmless!
Jan - Yes. Its a prank, bro.
London - Thank goodness...
Jan - Actually, I need your help.
Amsterdam - To do what?
Jan - A prank, of course.
London - You don't particularly strike me as a prankster gangster...
Jan - No, not usually, but with regard to Jessie, then, yes, I am a prankster gangster.
Amsterdam - Did you have something in mind?
Jan - In fact I did.
Jan tells the Vaporeons her plan. They set it in motion.
Later, Jessie is walking down the hall and notices that the clock is set for 15:23.
Jessie - That's odd... I could've sworn it was still 14:57 on the clock in there?
Jessie goes back to the room where she was and finds London looking at the timepiece.
Jessie - Hey! What are you doing?!
London - Checking the time?
Jessie looks at the clock and sees that its set to 15:24.
Jessie - Have you been tampering with this?
London - No? Its 15:24... 15:25 now.
Jessie - Hmmm...
Jessie continues about her business for awhile, when she checks a clock and nearly falls over.
Jessie - What the?! How is it 20:34 already?! I was only working for half an hour!
Jan - Time flies when you're having fun, eh?
Jessie - But why is it still light outside?
Jan - Daylight Savings, don't ya know?
Jessie - ...Oh.
Because Jessie does not actually remember when Daylight Savings is, she goes along with this theory. Meanwhile, Amsterdam has used the other's desire to prank the irritable Furret to coordinate them all for a continued prank on Jessie. When the actual time is 20:56 and dinner would usually be made, Krakow is serving breakfast food.
Jessie - Uh... Okay?
Evelyn - Good morning Jessie!
Jessie - What?
Zurich - Hello Jessie! Did you sleep well?
Jessie - What do you mean? I haven't gotten to sleep yet!
Moskva - Have you been up all night?
Jessie - No! It was light out!
Jan - Are you sure? You were working pretty hard; maybe you didn't notice the time.
Jessie - No! What time is it?!
Warsaw - Its 07:56.
Jessie - No it isn't!
Berlin - Yes it is! Look at the clock!
Jessie - That can't be right...
They all eat breakfast together, but Jan and London excuse themselves early. When the sun continues to not rise, Jessie becomes agitated.
Jessie - Okay, this is a problem. What actual time is it?!
Warszawa - We're tired of telling you. Just check the clock yourself!
Jessie checks a clock and is shocked to see this:
Jessie - 28:18?! What the hell is going on?!
Jan - Oh! Hello! Did you see the new time format? Now days are in 48 hour divisions instead of 24!
Jessie - What?! You absolute EGG!! Its just some sort of elaborate ruse!
Jessie then proceeds to tackle her sister and they playfully brawl on the floor. Krakow, meanwhile, decides to bring something up.
Krakow - Zurich, we need to have a serious discussion about what you were doing in the bathroom.
Zurich - What? What do you mean?
Krakow - You know what you were doing...
Zurich - I don't even... Oh...
Geneva - Oh, how the turntables...
Zurich - You know, Geneva! About the soap?! Help me out here!!
Geneva - Yeah, what were you doing with the soap, Zurich?
Zurich - Ach! No no no no!
Evelyn (to Berlin) - What are they talking about?
Berlin - I dunno. Hey Warszawa, what are they talking about?
Warszawa - Um... I don't wanna jump to conclusions just yet, but I probably shouldn't explain it...
Berlin - Yeah, he doesn't know either.
So, after Warszawa and Moskva remove Evelyn and Berlin, everyone else has a chat with Zurich that he really didn't need.
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