It was a boy. I think. He probably has the wrong house! There's no way in hell this could be the Maid.

"Can I help you?"

"U-Uh, Yea. You're Craig Tucker right?"

"Yes. Who's asking?"

"Tweek. Aren't you the one that called for the Maid yesterday?"

Me eyes widened, and I realized this dude was wearing a maids dress. I held back a laugh, but he didn't look like he was joking at all. I cleared my throat.

"You're the Maid?"

"He smiled, and nodded. "Yep!"

Well, so much for getting a girlfriend. Dammit Clyde.

"But you're a boy. Aren't maids supposed to be girls?"

His smile faded, and he looked upset. "Oh, I get it. You're just one of those jerks that hire maids for entertainment aren't you?"

"What the fuck?"

"Save it." He walked right past me, and into the house. This dude already sounded like a complete asshole.

He looked around, and grabbed the broom. "Well, this place does need a lot of cleaning. The kitchen is a mess!"

I rolled my eyes. While he kept talking, I got a text from Clyde.

Clyde: Aye! I'm here come outside

Craig: when I see you, I'm going to kill you.

Clyde:.....

I shut my phone off, and the Maid kept talking about the kitchen. I wanted to get his attention, but I already forgot his name.
Was it tween?

I snapped my fingers, and I got his attention. "Uh, what was you're name again?"

"It's Tweek! And I'm not a dog."

"Whatever. Well, I guess I'll just leave you to it. I have to go to work now."

"Okay."

I started to leave, but then remembered something. "By the way, when you clean the bathroom don't look in the bottom cabinet."

"Why not?"

"JUST DON'T!" I grabbed my keys and walked out, seeing Clyde's car and I got in, he was looking at me grinning.

"So, did you meet the Maid? Is she hot?"

"You don't know the half of it."

"What do you mean?"

"Turns out, the Maid was a guy, wearing a fucking maids dress."

Clyde laughed. "Yikes.. is the guy cute?"

"I don't care. He was a complete asshole!"

"Give him a chance Craig! Maybe you will end up liking him."

"No way. I don't swing that way, and he's just an asshole."

"Damn. I would like too see how this guy looks."

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After Craig left, Tweek was left alone. "I can't believe I actually got this job!" He happily called his good friend Butters.

"Hello?"

"Butters! I got the job."

"Really? How is it so far?"

"Well the house is huge.. it's gonna be a lot of work." Tweek said, walking around the house.

"Did you meet the person you're working for?"

"Yea. He expected me to be a girl. He was acting like an asshole if you ask me. He even forgot my name!"

"Oh. I'm sorry about that Tweek? Is he single?"

Tweek opened the door to Craig's room, and their was a double bed. "There's a double bed so I assume so. Not that I care or anything!"

Butters laughed. "Okay Tweek. Stay safe!"

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"I just have the perfect next product you boys will be managing. It's going to be great!" Our boss, Ms.Chokesondik said.

"What is it?" I asked, and me and Clyde took a look at what Kenny was hiding behind his back.

"You see Kenny helped make this one." Kenny nodded, and whipped out the product.

"Sparkling vibrator!" It was black, and it had diamonds on it. Me and Clyde looked at each other, then back at Kenny. "What the fuck?"

"Woah Craig! Watch the language! What's the matter?" Kenny asked.

"He's mad his Maid turned out to be a guy," Clyde whispered.

I rolled my eyes. "Shut up Clyde! That's not the reason."

"You have a Maid tucker? Are you just one of those jerks that hire them for entertainment?" Ms.Chokesondik asked. Well, that sounded familiar.

"No, I'm not."

This was going to be a long day, and everyone's already pissing me off.

10:10PM
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Clyde was driving me home, and he kept bugging me about wanting too see the Maid. I don't even know why he wanted to see him, he acted like a complete asshole in the few minutes I've met him.

"I'm so excited to see this Maid!"

"Why? It's not that big of a deal."

"Just wanna see what you will be dealing with."

"Good luck."

"Craig, you can be an ass at times also."

"I'm never an ass!"

Clyde laughed. "Sure."

We pulled up too my house, and got out the car. Who knows, maybe I can actually start over with this dude and attempt to be nice, since he's the one that's basically cleaning my house for a long time.

When we walked in, I was impressed how nice everything looked. The floor looked clean, the counters were spotless, and the dishes were washed. I looked over, and saw he was folding clothes.

He looked up, with a straight face. "Oh. Welcome home."

"Thanks.." I responded, and Clyde whispered to me. "Craig! You never told me you're Maid was so cute!"

"Oh God. Really Clyde?"

"What's his name?"

"It's Tweek, I think."

He walked over to the Maid, and grinned. "So, come here often?"

Tweek giggled. "I actually do. 6 days a week."

I felt twinge of anger inside me. "Alright Clyde, I think it's time for you to go now."

"I'll see you tomorrow Craig. And bye Tweek." He left, and shut the door behind him.

Tweek finished folding the clothes. "Well, I should be going now,"

Should I try to be nice? It would be good to get to know him better.

"Wait!"

"What?"

"I think we started off on the wrong foot earlier. Do you wanna sit and get to know each other?"

"S-sure!" We both sat down at the dining table, and I just decided to make a conversation.
"So, how old are you?"

"19," he responded. "You?"

"21," replied. I took a look at the maids dress he was wearing, and I just had to ask this. "This is killing me. But why the maids dress?"

"Um, good first impression?"

I laughed. "You know, you don't have to wear that."

"Really?"

"Yea. I'm not some weirdo or anything."

"This is probably an unprofessional question, but are you single?"

"Yes, I am. Why are you asking?"

"Oh. There was a double bed so I assumed."

"Nah. I guess just for when the time is right."

He nodded, and looked at the time. "Well, it is getting late, I should get going." He got up and walked to the door.

"Are you going to be okay going home at this time?"

He looked back, and smiled. "I'll be fine. See you tomorrow, Craig."

He then left, and I already felt lonely again.

Huh, I was better at talking to him then the girls I've actually went on dates on. Maybe he isn't an asshole like i thought.

I LOVED writing this chapter. :D Tell me that you think! Tweek in a maids dress though. 😂

Hope you liked this chapter!