Tweek as usual was washing dishes, then looked over at Craig. "You ever look at yourself and wonder if your really real?"

"Tweek, what are you talking about?"

"Sorry, it's just so quiet in here, I wanted to make small talk. Tell me about your day yesterday!

"Ugh, same old stupid shit, Well-,"

While Craig was talking, Tweek started to think how he can speed this process up. After being in this type of Maid service, this is the longest he's lasted without doing anything.

For some reason, he didn't really want to break Craig's heart when everything finished. He was starting to feel something, and he did not want to even say that out loud.

He looked over at Craig, and started to stare deeply at his features. Maybe I should test this out...

'You are the badass Maid after all, do it.'

"Tweek! Were you even listening?" Craig snapped.

Tweek laughed, "I stopped after like 10 seconds."

"Dick. Anyways, I have to head to the office of hell soon." Craig put his jacket on, and headed to the door.

Tweek quickly grabbed him by the wrist. "Craig wait! You have something on you're face right here."

"Where?"

"I'll take it off," Before Craig could even understand what was happening, Tweek grabbed Craig's face, and met his lips with Craig's.

Craig's eyes widened, and he just realized what the fuck was happening. After 5 seconds he pulled away.

"Who woah, what the actual fuck was that Tweek?"

"You had something on your face."

Craig was angry, face turning red. But in the back of his mind, he hadn't minded it as he thought. So that's how it felt kissing a guy, "Why did you even do that in the first place?"

"Because I'm a Maid that can do whatever they want. Carry on!" Tweek winked, and blew a kiss.

Craig looked away in disgust, and quickly walked out his house.

What the fuck.

~office time~

"Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better make me choke,"

"DEEPTHROAT!" Clyde sang along, and Craig was just ignoring the two as usual.

"This is what i have to deal with everyday.." Craig muttered to himself. Clyde noticed this, and sat next to Craig.

"What's wrong Craig? You're acting quieter then usual."

"It's fucking Tweek man. He went too far today and placed his freaking lips on mine!"

Clyde's mouth was an 'o' shape. "Really? He made the move first? Holy shit! So you're dating now? Or,"

"No. He did it out of surprise! I'm fucking mad at myself because it wasn't exactly the worst thing in the world. Plus, out of all days this just had to happen today-"

"WOAH! Don't panic Craig your not at the disco. Second, what do you mean out of all days?"

"Leslie finally heard me out and believed I wasn't screwing Tweek! I'm not fucking blowing this chance this time!"

"That's not the only thing you will be blowing,"

After a while, the sounds of footsteps was walking towards their part of the office.

"Shut it down Kenny! I hear footsteps coming!"

"Act natural!" Kenny turned the music off, and the two went back to their seats pretending like nothing had happened.

Ms. Chokesondik and Token had walked in.

"Was there music coming from here?" She asked.

Clyde looked at her, and let out a fake laugh. "What? Psh! NO!" Then he noticed Token was there.

"Hey, what are you doing here angel face?" He winked at Token, and Token smiled.

"Hey Clyde. And well, Ms.Chokesondik recommended I move into this office with you guys.." Token said.

Clyde put both his thumbs up. "I APPROVE OF THIS MOVE!!"

"Why???? We aren't children!" Kenny whined.

Ms.Chokesondik rolled her eyes. "You guys need some type of motherly figure in this office, God knows what you do when I'm gone."

"I'm the most responsible person you could meet!"

After Kenny said that, everyone started to laugh.

~Couple hours later~

"I can't believe it.. I've never been rejected after a kiss. Who does he think he is!"

Of course he was upset Craig made a whole fuss about the kiss. Out of doing this whole Maid business, the one person he actually ends up liking, rejects him.

"He's a tough one. That's not gonna stop me,"

Tweek finished sweeping the kitchen, and all that was left was to start on the bathroom. His feet were killing him.

"Serves me right for wearing heels while cleaning," He muttered, and stepped out the heels.

Tweek entered the bathroom, then he looked at the time. It was almost 11PM. Huh, He usually comes back around 10.

He glanced at the bottom cabinet.

"By the way. Don't look in the bottom cabinet."

"Why not?"

"Just don't!"

Tweek grinned, then looked away. "Don't even think about it Tweek,"

'Open the cabinet.'

He leaned down, and put his hand on the handle. "Oh man, what could be In here? Viagra? Porn? Meds? Why can't I just walk away?"

'Because you do the exact opposite of with people tell you to do.'

"True." Tweek opened the bottom cabinet, and guess what fell out?

Sex tapes. Porn films. "Holy fucking shit," Tweek dialed the number, and called the boss.

"What?"

"He's a freak."

"What do you mean? Does he have like a 6th toe or-,"

"NO! I meant he's a freak in the sheets."

"Ah. Well, good luck getting things shoved up you."

"What? How do you even know he's gonna use this shit for me? If anything I'm gonna be the one topping! Plus, He's always chasing after a girlfriend."

"God Tweek I can't do everything! Figure it out!" The boss was pissed, and hanged up the phone.

Tweek looked in the mirror, and started to laugh. "Ha. Haha...haha! This is fine.."

That's when Tweek heard the sound of keys, and laughing.

Oh shit! He's back!  He quickly put the objects back into the cabinet, and grabbed the broom that was right near him.

Who's he with? Who's laughing? He peeked from the bathroom, and a bunch of anger shot right through him.

Not this bitch again.

Tweek put on a fake smile, and went out to welcome Craig home.

"Oh! Hi Craig! Nice to see you again Leslie," he extended his hand to her, and she took it.

"Hi again Tweek! That was a funny joke you two pulled about screwing each other at the returant, HAHA!"

Tweek nodded, and started to grip his handshake the more she laughed.

"Okay, your starting to hurt me,"

"Am I? Oops!" Tweek said innocently.

"Are you okay Tweek? Your acting different," Craig noticed.

"I'm fine. So what are we doing tonight?"

"Actually Tweek, i think your time is up." Craig stated, pointing at the clock.

That's when he felt his heart break a little. "Oh, it is. I should get going." Tweek walked quickly out the house, and shut the door behind him.

Through the window, she had her hand on Craig's shoulder.

"Oh don't you dare you bitch.."

Tweek took a photo, and sent it to the boss.

Tweek: *image attached*

*****: Is the the same one from last time?

Tweek: Yes. What should I do?

****: Eliminate her.
Sorry for the wait! Hopefully this makes up. Anyways..

Well damn, what do you think is going on with Tweek? 🤔

Thoughts on the kiss?

Hope you liked this chapter!