Matsume-kun looked at the magic teapot in his hands and felt confident.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his pretty surroundings. He had always loved cold Oxford with its troubled, tricky trees. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel confident.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Katrina . Katrina was a lovable queen with skinny fingers and blonde thighs.

Matsume-kun gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a caring, proud, wine drinker with tall fingers and beautiful thighs. His friends saw him as a kooky, knobbly knight. Once, he had even saved a chubby kitten that was stuck in a drain.

But not even a caring person who had once saved a chubby kitten that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what Katrina had in store today.

The snow flurried like laughing goldfish, making Matsume-kun afraid.

As Matsume-kun stepped outside and Katrina came closer, he could see the mammoth smile on her face.

"I am here because I want Hug," Katrina bellowed, in a charming tone. She slammed her fist against Matsume-kun's chest, with the force of 3348 rabbits. "I frigging love you, Matsume-kun ."

Matsume-kun looked back, even more afraid and still fingering the magic teapot. "Katrina, I your servant, shall be loyal to master and only master," he replied.

They looked at each other with relaxed feelings, like two kooky, kaleidoscopic kittens loving at a very optimistic birthday party, which had piano music playing in the background and two sweet uncles sleeping to the beat.

Matsume-kun studied Katrina's skinny fingers and blonde thighs. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you Hug," he explained, in pitying tones.

Katrina looked jumpy, her body raw like a blushing, bulbous book.

Matsume-kun could actually hear Katrina's body shatter into 8449 pieces. Then the lovable queen hurried away into the distance.

Not even a glass of wine would calm Matsume-kun's nerves tonight.

- @Matsume-kun

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