Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle all the way.
Prepare your bbq sticks y'all, we're roasting a bitch today.

Hey!

Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls...

Okay I'll stop. 😂

It's the Christmas eve! Hope you're having a great day with family and friends.

I certainly am. 👌 until this person decided to drop more love bombs like??

It's up on my MB in all it's beautiful glory if you're curious about the name of the user m. Last time I'd revealed the user, wattpad took down the chapter. So meh. I don't want this taken down, yo. 😉

Dear hater,

First of all, I feel honoured you remembered me from 6 months ago.
Secondly, your grammar is lacking. Thirdly, even if I'm an ass wipe queen, I'm still a queen. You're probably some shit-splattered piece of cow manure drowning in gutter.
Thanks for the love, hun. Hope you have an amazing Christmas and new year.

Not. 🙃

Sincerely,

A-chef-who-can't-cook-so-imma-probably-burn-your-ass-in-the-BBQ

Oops. :O

Peace out!

👌