OML it's finally lunch! I rush toward the cafeteria, nearly missing Brooklyn.
"Hey girl, it's finally food time! I've been waiting for this since first period!" We enter the cafeteria, and I immediately notice a few hungry glances from a couple of perverted boys in the direction of Brook's bosom. I keep the conversation going hoping she hasn't seen the disturbance too. One guy pulls his chair out and has the audacity to slap Brook's tush. She starts yelling obscene things at him, to which I nearly had to chime in. But I do still have to be the adult friend sometime...
"Brook, let me do the talking please..." Of course, it's Paris Isaacs. I slap him clean across the cheek leaving a red mark immediately. "Touch the booty, and you get the slap!" And with that, I grab Brook's hand and pull her away, but not before Paris could lay another slap on her tush. I'm about to turn around and slap him across the other cheek when Brook kicks his chair out from underneath him and yells, "Go hug a cactus a**hole!" How was I blessed with such good friends?. Together we walk to the table in the corner near the window with all of our friends sitting around. Valkyrie is of course the first to say something.
"Yas queens! You do not take no trash!" Valkyrie high-fives us and then proceeds to show us a new meme she had found on Tumblr.
"Look at Paris! He's still sitting on one cheek! Hahaha! But anyway though, he got what he deserved... his girlfriend was sitting right next to him." Jack snaps snarkily.
"I don't see her, where is she now?" Ivy peeps up from over her comic book.
"I don't know; she marched off after she slapped him across the other cheek!" Jack keeps laughing, which I in turn thought was funny, and we both ended up laughing hysterically for the next five minutes. Oh, before I forget to mention it, this is Jack Eyelash. Not the other Jack. Like the one that Ivy told me had thrown her in a locker Jack
"So... strawberry waffles?" Madeline asks. It's a little game we all play when there's nothing exciting happening. You have to name a fruit, and then an entre. Helps ease us into the conversation, and at the very least, always makes everyone laugh. Madeline is still the reigning champ, and no one's even come close to beating her high score. To everyone else, Madeline seems like a super hardcore chick, but to all of her friends, we know she couldn't kill a fly, and always has some hilarious fandom to talk about. Jack... Well, he's Jack, little nerdy, little weird, but we wouldn't wish him any different. Then there's Ivy, she's our little pack of Extra gum. She's sooo extra when no one but us is watching, but as soon as she received any attention... Poof! Introvert. And last but not least, Brook. She's so... Brooklyn. There's no word that I could use to describe her that would fit her from day to day. One day she's a shy little snowflake, the next she's a runway fashion model giving speeches and being an extrovert. She's my bestie though, and I could never live without her.