It was pretty late when we arrived at the airport.

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Hannah and Mr Unknown
Halo! young lady.

Hey?? i stated it more like a question how may i help you?

Please i just need your number
pardon??

Yh your number.

Sorry! Mr Unknow i am a married woman.

Dah! i won't take that, you are too young to be a wife material so please give me your number.

Look i don't want to create a scene in this airport so leave me  alone.

Babe i am not leaving you till i get your number.

Ok keep standing their

ASHRAF please come and save me from this freak, wow God answered my prayers.

Is any thing wrong asked Ashraf? thank God you are here Habibi this Man over here is disturbing me he said he won't let me be untill i give him my number and i told him i am married but he refuse to believe me

Mr Unknown why are you harassing my wife? He asked clenching his hands against his sides.

Woh sorry Man i thought she was lying i am sorry

Just shut up and disappear from here before i loose it

Such a freak. Seriously he thought I was lying and he has the guts to say he thought I was lying in my presence.

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Hannah
Ashraf took a hold of my hand when the plane took off. It was a six hour flight. i began to watch a movie it has been long since i watched one. I began watching 13 reasons why. I didn't even know when i started crying ,the film was so interesting and sad no matter what ,you should not commit suicide you should always turn to your creator when you are in pain. Wow Habibity are you crying over a fiction?? Shut up Habibi. lol Cry cry mama. Later on they served us Chicken fillet with rice and for dessert they served chocolate pudding it was very delicious.

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The first thing i noticed in Paris was the cold weather,Dah i already knew since i have been to paris twice that's why I wore black jeans with a nude coloured shoe and a peach jacket

a man approached Ashraf and greeted him.the man started walking behind us, and not so far from the place a Black Benz was parked , another man was putting our suitcase in the booth . Ashraf is this legal ,yes wifey park of being rich (wink). The car ride wasn't long it was 25 minutes drive. The sign board outside the hotel reads RITZ HOTEL the car started moving slowly when we entered the hotel. A man approached us from the  entrance of the Villa he welcomed us and introduced himself speaking French. The man showed us the living room, bedroom, balcony ,and the dining area, once the tour was over the man told us about the swimming pool we could go at any time .

where do you want to visit first? uhmm i want to visit the Eiffel tower, scine river and i want to go see sighting. Ok then tomorrow we are gonna visit the Eiffel tower

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Ashraf why are you all dressed up i asked when i waked up from my nap. Babe you are awake we are invited to a dinner by the hotel management so get dress.

Wow you look beautiful. Thank you! you are not looking bad. Lol shall we my lady? I nooded my head taking his hand into mine

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Dinner
Hannah wait for me here i will be right back.

bonne journee mademoiselle (good day Miss) auréole c'est Me he suis marié (halo it is Mrs I m married) puis_je danser avec toi (may I dance with you?) non désolé (sorry no) pourqoui c'est juste une danse (why? it is just a dance) juste pouvez_vous s'll vous plait laissez_moi tranquille s'll vous plait ( just! Can you please leave me alone please) OK oublie la danse Peut nous être amis (OK forget about the dance can we be friends)
Passe ici (was going on here ASHRAF asked) rien (nothing) rien vraiment (nothing really) oui (yes) j'ai entendu toute ta conversation avec ma femme (I heard all your conversation with my wife) donc tu es vraiment marié (so you are really married the French man asked Hannah) oui (Yes) rancontrer l'amour de ma vie (meet the love of my life) désolé mac ( sorry man) elle a une belle (she is beautiful) arrête de la regarder (stop staring at her)  Qu'est_ce que tu sais (do you know what?) fous le camp (get lost)

Let's leave this fucking place. ASHRAF chill you never told me you could speak French same goes to you Girl lol I spent 9 years offering French in school so why wouldn't I be able to speak it.

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Good morning Mrs Ashraf wake up and make up we are going to so many places excluding scine river that will be the last place we are going before we go back to Nigeria

So their is this restaurant I heard about their food is very nice should we go there. Yes we should ,I am Famished.

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Sir what can I get you the waitress or should  I say whore asked Ashraf she was openly flirting with him but thank God he didn't spare her a glance. Habibty what do you want to eat. Veg will do what about you Sir bitch attention seeker same with my wife's

I pray she falls on her way back witch. Sir here is your food do you need anything sir. If he those we will call you.

Hannah what's wrong with you why are you snapping at the waitress I am snapping at her because she is flirting (I made sure I stressed the word flirting) with you let's just leave this place before I do something I might regret. Hannah what did I tell you about getting angry?
Uhmm Kina addua'n nan? yes can we leave this place
Yes we can ,let go shopping yeahhh
let's go

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Two months ltr
Hannah I am going somewhere I will be back soon. OK bye love you. Love you more. Try not to miss me okay and don't stay long.

He didn't come back that day. Hannah gasped as Ashraf staggered into the room, a grin on his face. Habibi what happened to you I was worried sick about you I thought something bad has happened to you but you are fine why didn't you give me a call and inform me you are going to sleep out?

Wow San_san_sanu u_u_uwata (well-done my mom) s_so n_now I h_have t_to in_in_inform_y you what I am up to abi?

Yes you have to because I am your wife

Hahaha w_wife in_indeed

He walked further into the room guys you know how Yan shaye shaye (drug addicts) use to walk when they are drunk abi ? Toh that is how he was walking
Ashraf why why

Have you been drinking? She asked horrified at his behavior. Yes any problem? I am very disappointed AI wannan halin banza ne kuma wawanci ne (this is a bad behavior and pure foolishness) a_are y_you c_c_calling m_me a f_fool y_you a_are t_the b_biggest f_fool m_maiya m_mai b_bin m_maza k_kawai .

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