*fyi: this episode is gonna take a complete 180 from the original episode.*

When Leo got back home from his ride in town, he wasn't expecting to discover what he saw. He spotted Lincoln recording an embarrassing video of Lori farting while in Vanzilla and rolling the window down.

So, when he had his chance he quickly swiped the camera from Lincoln.

Lincoln: Hey! What giv-

Leo: Huh, that must be some blooper wheel if you two are struggling to hold back your laughs.

Lincoln: Leo!? Look I explain-

Leo: No need. I'll let the camera do that for me.

Leo rewinds the camera and sees the embarrassing videos he and Clyde had on the Loud Sisters.

Leo: Let's have a look shall we.

First clip showed Lynn getting hit by a ball that bounces off a pole and onto her face, sending her flying onto a trampoline where she bounces off and lands in the soda pool.

The next clip showed Luna's pants getting split while practicing her British accent. Another showed Lucy making out with her bust of Edwin.

Then it showed Lori passing gas when she thought she was alone in the kitchen. Then there was Lola who was sleeping with a mud mask, a sleeping mask, hair curlers, and a retainer to make herself beautiful. Then the film moved onto Lana who was rummaging through the trash and finds a piece of gum and chews it.

The film went back to Lori again while she's texting and she presumably lets out another fart. Then it switched to Lisa who is reading a science book until she walks into the banister. Leni comes in and walks aimlessly into the wall next to the banister. Finally the clips ended with Lori in Vanzilla before the film ended with Leo swiping the camera.

Leo: Hmm. Funny. But a little too personal for my taste Lincoln. I'm safe to assume that you had our sisters consent to record these private moments?

It was clear that Leo wasn't too happy. Lincoln knew that this was his intimidation persona. He used it every time he would play a cold, calculating, intelligent villain that would make the tension feel like a gut twister. Which is what he and Clyde were both feeling. He wasn't angry, but clearly upset... and it was with a smile that would make even Lola shake like a leaf.

Leo: Well? Did you Linc?

Lincoln couldn't say anything. So instead he turned to Clyde.

Leo: Clyde? Care to speak on my dear brother's behalf? Why were you two recording my sisters in such an embarrassing manner? Hmm?

Clyde instead fainted like a bird off its perch.

Leo: And then there was one. You've got three minutes to fess up Linc, or so help me. I will show this to our sisters and I'll let them decide your punishment.

Lincoln: Okay. Okay. The thing is Leo, there was this video contest at school and I really wanted to win!

Leo: So you decided that creating a montage of our sisters' most private and embarrassing moments would be perfect to win said contest?

Lincoln: I'm sorry. It's just... I just really wanted a trophy to put in the case like you guys!

Leo: Ohhhh... the Loud Family Trophy case.

Lincoln: Yeah. You know how hard I've tried, only to come up short every time. I just thought that if I could win this contest I could finally put something there with my name on it and something to show alongside all of you. Even Lily has an entire row dedicated to her.

Leo: And this you believed was gonna be your ticket to the top?

Lincoln: No! This wasn't even my first idea.

Leo: What exactly was your first idea?

Lincoln: A stunt video. I was thinking of skateboarding wearing 672 breath mints into a pool of diet soda. But everyone said that was too retro.

Leo: It is considering stunt videos went out of style in 2007, when bad CGI killed it more than wire works ever could.

Lincoln: Yeah, I know that now. I'm sorry Leo.

Leo: Well Linc it's a good thing I caught you before you did something stupid again. And I'm very disappointed in you for almost embarrassing our sisters just to win some contest. I expected more.

Lincoln looked down in shame and didn't resist when Leo deleted to footage. And threw the camera back.

Leo: But I'm also more disappointed... that you didn't come to me for help.

Lincoln: Wait what?

Lincoln asked, now confused. His older brother having now dropped his disappointment self.

Leo: Linc, if anyone in this house knows comedy and action, you're looking at the Loud sibling that heralded it. Don't you remember my old channel?

Lincoln: Rektainment!

Leo: Bingo. Me and my friends, Joey and Bryan, we're always doing stupid things that the online community couldn't get enough of. We were the ones who invented the phrase 'Don't try this at home, kids. We are what you call professional idiots' and had fun doing it.

Lincoln: I remember that. I always loved the prop hunt challenges.

Leo: I know that, why do you think I made some of them game based. I thought of you. In fact, I think I have an idea that might actually help you win that trophy.

Lincoln: Wait? You still want to help me? Even after what I almost did? Why?

Leo: One, cause you're my brother and I love you. And I want to help you. If getting in the Loud case means so much to you then I'm gonna help. Plus I said that you failed to get our sisters consent to make them look stupid. For this one, I have no problem acting like an idiot so long as it's both fun and funny. It's why I loved doing it, like Mick Foley loved having hardcore matches.

Lincoln: Oookay? So, what did you have in mind?

Leo: Tell me Linc, when I was still working with Rektainment, what was our top ranked series that everyone almost always requested?

Lincoln: Eating through 30 layers of food challenge?

Leo: No! That was our fourth best.

Clyde: The wheel of misfortune?

Clyde asked, coming back to consciousness but still on the ground.

Leo: No! That was our third best Clyde.

Lincoln: Giant Rektland the board game?

Leo: Hmmm, close but that was actually our second best.

Lincoln thought hard before it came to him.

Lincoln: Ohh, shooting the person behind the wall challenge.

Leo: Exactly. The perfect blend of comedy and action. The comments never stopped staying how funny it was seeing us try to avoid getting hurt.

Lincoln: But, wait I remember how big those challenges were. And didn't you and your friends dismantle the whole set and sell the warehouse you guys would shoot at? Where are we gonna film something that big?

Leo: Don't you remember? Before that warehouse we used to film our stunts at Joey's house. Real, simple, and amateur. All we need is enough space to put a few hallway paths where we can shoot and crawl. And there's no place bigger than the Loud house. I've already got the layout planned in my head.

Clyde: But I remember some of the props you guys had? The widowmaker, the t-shirt cannons, we don't have any of those outside of water guns and our Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack costume props.

Leo: Not quite Clyde. Hey Linc, did mom and dad make you guys clean out the garage with boxes that had a big gold 'R' on 'em?

Lincoln: I don't think so?

Leo looked at the garage and back at his brother and friend.

Leo: Hmmm, let's go have a look then?

Leo opened the garage and after looking at a few boxes did they find it. Two large boxes with golden 'R's on them.

Leo: There you are.

Opening them up they saw inside were a few props. Chief among them was the t-shirt cannon that they modified to shoot tennis balls. Paintball blasters, slingshots for the rubber marbles, and plastic weapons like axes and a monkey wrench.

Lincoln: Whoa! I didn't know you still had these.

He said picking up the t-shirt cannon. When he pulled the trigger a tennis ball that was still loaded shot out and bounced around wildly before flying out and crashing through a window.

Mr. Grouse: OW! Louds you're gonna pay for that?

Lincoln, Leo, and Clyde said nothing.

Leo: Okay if anyone asks, that one's all Lynn.

Lincoln and Clyde: (nodded) Ditto!

Leo: *ahem* Any who... Looks like we got our props and they still work. That's a positive.

Lincoln: But how are we gonna build the wall? We don't have enough cash to pay for something so big if it's gonna be in our house.

Leo: It's not that hard. The household store should have some 2x4's and styrofoam walls on sale. Plus, looking around in the basement there should still be some of the over sized legos we had when we used to build forts.

Lincoln: Plus... we can use some of these boxes as foundations to help hold them up for cover.

Leo: Look at you Linc, already with a plan.

Lincoln: Yes! 2 Man with a Plan Power Trip?

Leo: 2 Man with a Plan Power Trip bro.

Leo smiled as he and Lincoln fist bumped.

Clyde: Heyyy?

Clyde cried, feeling left out.

Loud Brothers: And friend.

They said as Clyde fist bumped as well

...

It took a day and night of planning. But eventually the Loud brothers had turned their back yard into a makeshift maze. That connected through the garage, through the living room and the kitchen.

Everything looked ready, until they heard a voice scream out.

Lori: WHAT THE HECK? Lincoln! What are you doing?

Lola: Why is the tv so close to the couch?

Leni: Guys, did we get new walls? Why are they made of tissue paper?

Lincoln: Oh no I forgot we also have guests in our house.

Leo: Don't worry sometimes members from the set would accidentally stumble on camera. I'll take care of it. Just finish the final touches. EMERGENCY LOUD FAMILY MEETING I'VE GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT. MOM, DAD THAT INCLUDES YOU TO.

Leo yelled. Scrambling everyone into their parents room.

While Lincoln and Clyde were wrapping up the set, they could hear arguing and fighting inside. Until they heard a loud lion's roar that made the house go silent. No doubt the older Loud sibling just made his point.

Leo then came out. Looking a bit frazzled.

Lincoln: Sooo?

Leo: It took some convincing, but I cashed in a few favors with our sisters and with Dad. We're good to film, just that it has to be done before dinner.

Clyde: I'm surprised when you said film, Lola didn't want to join in.

Leo: Oh she did, until I mentioned what it was. Apparently Lola Loud doesn't do stunts. Lynn was about to go for it, but knowing her she'll just trash the whole set. So I got us the permits to film but we're on a schedule so we better get started.

A loud van was heard pulling up and out came Chunk. Luna's roadie. He was a large burly man with a big pierced nose and a shaved scalp. Wearing a white tank top with a black vest with  fringes, buckle jeans, and black boots. He also was sporting a purple checkered newsboy cap, and a bracelet on each wrist. There was a purple tattoo with a heart and crossbones on both of his arms.

Leo: Ah, there he is. What's hanging big man?

Leo called.

Chunk: Hey mate, been a long while. Heard you were back in town, didn't believe it till ya' gave me a ring.

Leo and Chunk shook hands and bro-hugged.

Lincoln: Uhhh, Leo why is he here?

Leo: To help us with filming. There's gonna be two points of view. Clyde's gonna film scenes with you, and Chunk here is gonna carry the second camera I got and follow me as you try to hit me to catch my reactions. Plus I'll have a go pro to get a close shot. Every moment counts. You good with that Chunk?

Chunk: Yeah sure, I don't mind mate. So long as you pay for me dinner as payment. And I don't do salad bars.

Leo: I'll have dad help me make some Lynnsagna later for you to take back. Okay so we've got our set, we got our camera-men. Now all we need is an unwilling sidekick to help me brave the dangers of this course and make this a funny buddy comedy. Luckily, I know just the said sucker for the job.

Lincoln: Who? I thought Joey and Bryan moved on out of town for other passions.

Leo: They did. But I had someone who I knew was perfect for the comedic factor.

Another car was coming up and out came much to Lincoln's surprise and Clyde's dismay, none-other than...

... Bobby Santiago.

He was as tall as Lori and Leo. He had tan skin, black hair with a tuft combed upwards, and some facial hair on his chin. He wears blue jeans, brown shoes with multiple white stripes, a black belt with a gold buckle and a cream-colored T-shirt under a green unbuttoned shirt.

Bobby: Hey Leo. I got your message. What's the matter, what's the big emergency? Is it Lori? Is she okay?

Lori: Boo Boo bear? Is that you?

Lori looked out Lincoln's room and saw her boyfriend in the yard.

Bobby: Lori, babe you're okay! I thought something happened.

Leo: Calm down Bobby. I only said it concerned Lori cause I knew it was the fastest way to get you here. And Lori go back inside, Bobby's working a job.

Lori huffed and went back inside. Bobby however, was now confused.

Bobby: Job? Wait, hang on... why is there a giant wall going around your guys' house and yard? And is that a t-shirt cannon? With tennis balls?

Leo: Never mind that! Listen... I need a favor

Leo proceeded to explain everything. And Bobby's reaction...

...

Bobby: NO WAY! NO! NO! I CAN'T DO THAT! I DON'T DUE PAIN!

Bobby was trying to run away, but Chunk held him down. Lori got worried, but Leo paid Lola and Lana ten bucks each to make sure she didn't come out to intervene and ruin the plan.

Leo: Come on Bobby... What if I made it worth your while?

Bobby: THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN OFFER ME THAT WILL MAKE ME GO THROUGH WITH ANY OF THIS WILLINGLY!!!

Leo: Not even the sweet Lori thing I went out of my way to get for you?

Bobby: ...What sweet Lori thing?

That got him to calm down.

Leo: At the end of this maze I have placed a holographic photo of Lori that also glows in the dark with an LED frame. With your name on it. If you can brave this challenge with me, it's all yours.

Bobby thought about it for a minute...

Bobby: *sigh* You're not lying?

Leo: I swear on my life Bobby, it's waiting for you.

Chunk: I can attest to that. When Leo here makes a promise, he's a man that likes to keep his word.

Bobby: *sigh* Alright fine. I'll do it... for Lori. Just... go easy on me.

Leo: I promise, you won't even feel a thing...

Chunk let Bobby up and he dusted himself off as he went to put on a go-pro helmet.

Leo: ... much.

Leo whispered to himself and snickered.

Clyde: Hey, if he doesn't make it, can I have that photo?

Leo: Don't even think about it Clyde. Alright places.

...

Chunk had the camera on Leo and Bobby, who was shaking like a leaf. While Clyde was focused on Lincoln holding the t-shirt cannon.

Leo: Welcome everybody to a very special edition of Rektainment. I'm Leo.

Leo pointed at Bobby who was still shaking. Until Leo smacked his chest.

Bobby: Oof, a-and I'm Bobby.

Leo: I know it's been a while since Rektainments last upload. But my brother Lincoln is trying to win a school film competition and me being the caring brother I am decided, why not give him a hand. And what better way to do so than with Rektainments most hit series, an oldie, a classy, a real... hit-sy. We are doing a special Try to Shoot the Person behind the wall challenge. But we're bringing to you the quiet place edition.

Leo said, acting like a host to a tv show.

Lincoln suddenly shot the tennis ball cannon that came through the wall, barely missing Bobby and Leo's faces.

Bobby: AHHHHHH!!!

Leo: OH. MY. GOSH. LINCOLN!?

Lincoln: Sorry.

Leo: How much psi is that thing on bro?

Lincoln: Ummm... I can't say. The meter's broken.

Leo: Dang it I forgot we never got that fixed.

Bobby: I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE!

Leo: Suck it up and be a man.

Bobby: (weakly) I am a man.

Leo looked back to the camera.

Leo: Our objective for this challenge is Bobby and I have to navigate our way through three paths while being as silent as we can be. At the end of the path is a special holographic photo of Bobby's girl, my twin sister, Lori Loud whom this handsome Romeo is head over heels for. And I said, you know what Bobby, Sam didn't abandon Frodo on his epic quest, Pinky never left the Brain on his own, so I'm not gonna let you do this alone either. I'll help you like the supporting future brother in law that I am ya' big sap.

Bobby: Wait? What? That isn't what-

Leo: Anyway as you can see Bobby and I have seven hearts on our chests. My brother Lincoln is on the other side and it's his job to stop us from trying to get that picture, because Bobby still has to earn the other brother's approval before he can be fully accepted to date our sister cause we love her and want what's best for her.

Lincoln: He gets a new job every week. What kind of man is that?

Lincoln said, playing along. He and Leo having come up with a few taunts and insults to say throughout the video.

Bobby: Hey!?

Leo: If we fail, then Lincoln is gonna take that picture and he's gonna smash it to pieces with a giant sledgehammer cause that's what guys do.

Bobby: Wait!? Wait!? I didn't know that.

Leo: And now you do. So I expect you to help me carry the weight double time now.

Camera cuts to Lincoln

Lincoln: So I'm gonna be wearing these ear plugs to obstruct my hearing so it'll be harder for me to hear them. But we've also got props to make it hard for them to stay silent.

There were Whoopi cushions, rubber chickens, bubble wrap, motion sensing lawn ornaments, and mousetraps.

Lincoln: But in this house... we don't call it loud for anything. Shout out to my brother Leo for helping me out. I'll try not to shoot him too hard.

Lincoln laughed.

Gamer Voice: BEGIN!!

Leo and Bobby began to move with Chunk moving forward ahead of them. Or rather Leo had to force Bobby to move forward.

Bobby: Stop pushing me.

Leo: Then move buddy.

Lincoln: Hey can you guys make a noise?

Lincoln said, trying to egg them on.

Leo: Buzz! Buzz!

Leo whispered like a bee.

Lincoln: I could barely hear that.

Bobby stepped on the bubble wrap and Lincoln shot the cannon through the wall.

Bobby: Oh my gosh, that is too much pressure. I bruise like a banana. Don't make me do this please?

Leo: Now he's got a window, the faster you move the less likely he'll see us. So move ya' big chicken. Move.

Lincoln: Now I can see if anyone crosses and I'll know where you guys are.

Bobby was crawling low, stretching over the bubble wrap while Leo waited. But when he stood up he popped more bubble wrap.

Bobby: Oh no! Oh no! He heard me! He heard me!

Leo: Bend down and duck. Bend down.

Bobby did so as did Leo. But Lynn popped out the window to talk.

Lynn: Hey Leo, Hey Bobby. Wait, why are you guys bent down like that?

Leo and Bobby tried to get Lynn to be quiet. But Lincoln shot another tennis ball that zoomed and would've hit him if they didn't duck.

Lynn: Ohh.

Leo and Bobby: That's why.

Lincoln: Wait? What? I know I heard something right there.

Lynn went back inside. Leo was crawling and catching up. Then before he could pull his leg up, a shot came through.

Leo: OW! Dang it, he hit my leg. Ow-ha-howww!

Leo cried and laughed.

Lincoln: Alright I got one.

Leo: Well that's a life. Owww.

Leo and Bobby quickly kept on and reached a corner. Leo sent Bobby ahead while he waited at the corner.

Lincoln: Hey Leo, hey big bro I'm putting syrup on my sushi.

Leo: YOU FOOL!!

Lincoln shot but missed Leo. Then Leo quickly caught up to Bobby.

Lincoln: Okay I'm out of ammo for that one, time to move on to the slingshot.

Lincoln got the slingshot and loaded a rubber marble. Pulling it back hard before releasing. And let's just say he might as well shoot coins. Bobby's eyes widened in fear.

Leo: OH. MY. GOSH.

Lincoln: Oh wait, they're right there. Now I got 'em.

Lincoln ran to reload and quickly shot again. He still missed but the fear was there.

Bobby: Dude, why'd you give him the hard ones?

He whispered.

Leo: Cause it was that or Lily's diapers. Just move.

Leo whispered back.

Bobby looked down at the table that had mousetraps on top, and saw that he had to crawl underneath , and saw mouse traps there too.

Bobby: Mouse traps? Why did you put mouse traps?

Leo: It was either that or fly paper. And this was more funny and will cost us less skin. So go.

Leo was trying to shove Bobby forward.

Bobby: Stop pushing, don't push I don't want to get snapped.

A marble shot through and hit Bobby on the side.

Bobby: OW! OW! HE HIT ME RIGHT IN THE KIDNEY. OWWWWW!!!

Lincoln: Oh I got Bobby, nice.

Lori: Not nice!!

She called off screen.

Leo knew Bobby wasn't gonna move fast, so he went back and tried to get his brother's attention to get him time. And stopped on bubble wrap and took cover.

Lincoln: I heard that. I know I heard that, someone's standing right there.

He shot another marble and this time it hit Leo behind his knee.

Leo: AHHHHHH! AHH-HA-HOWWWW!! OHHH BRO THAT HURTS!! OWWWWWW!!!

Leo cried in pain and still laughed through it. So did Lincoln, Clyde, and Chunk.

Bobby: I can't move! I can't move! I'm too scared.

He said to the camera. Until two traps went off and caught his shirt. Lincoln heard and fired two shots but missed. He looked back and saw Leo was still far back on his knee that was throbbing.

Bobby: What? He's all the way back there? He's not even close to me.

A shot came through and hit Bobby on the shin.

Bobby: OWWWWW!! MY SHIN!! AHHHHH! YOU GOT ME RIGHT IN THE SHIN!! OWWWW!

Lincoln and the others laughed.

Lincoln: So that's four shots, they both have five lives left.

Finally Leo crawled underneath and tried to move fast. But a few traps went off on his hand.

Leo: Ow! Ow! Stupid mouse traps! Ow!

Bobby: Stop screaming he'll hear you!

Leo: I can't help it, those things hurt.

Lincoln fired a few shots but missed every time.

Lincoln: Dang it I think they passed. On to the garage.

Leo and Bobby were at the side door to the garage now organized as a path made from boxes and giant styrofoam. Lincoln and Clyde came from the garage door and waited. This path was made of old beanbags. And Lincoln could only use melee props like a plastic sword and axe.

Leo: I've been keeping him distracted, you've got to move fast and carry your weight first.

Bobby: I can't, I'm scared.

Leo: Do you want that photo of Lori or not?

Lincoln thrusted the sword through next to Bobby and both of them just stared at it as it slowly pulled back.

Leo: Go! You can't just stand still through the entire video like a cactus.

Bobby: I'm scared.

Lincoln: Hey Bobby? Leo? You guys there?

Bobby dived forward and rolled across the first bags as Lincoln stabbed the wall again, but was too high up.

Lincoln: Dang it.

Lincoln stabbed the wall again, and missed each time as Bobby stood still against a pillar of boxes.

Lincoln: Okay, I'm gonna switch.

Lincoln took up the plastic axe and swung it through. Nothing happened. Until Bobby groaned and held his stomach.

Bobby: Oooohhhh. He got me.

Lincoln: I got 'em. Yes, another life.

Leo: Bobby, the end point is right there it's a safe zone. Get there and you're good.

Lincoln: Hey Leo, quick question, who do you think would win in a fight, Ace Savvy or Visor Rider?

Leo: That depends on which one? There have been so many Visor Riders over the years?

That distracted him enough for Bobby to leap over the bag. Leo then dived and made a break.

Lincoln: Oh he's right there.

Leo: Pull me over! Pull me over man!

Bobby grabbed Leo's hands and pulled him hard as Lincoln swung the axe through and missed.

Lincoln: Dang it. They're in the safe zone.

Clyde: Eh, you'll get 'em in the next round.

Bobby: Owww, please tell me that was all of it.

Leo: You'd think that. But that was just level one.

Booby: One?

Leo: of Three.

Bobby groaned and fell back.

SCENE CHANGE

The next path was through the living room. Only the walls were made of giant Legos and giant tissue paper. What made this path difficult was that there were bells that covered the path like a tunnel made of cobwebs. And there were Whoopi's cushions all over the floor. Plus the Loud Sisters were watching from above the stairs.

Lincoln: So for this part of the video I'll only be using the Orbitz gel blaster. Which, surprisingly, still works even after they went out of business.

Lincoln fired a few gel shots and demonstrated it still functioned.

Lincoln: It's got a single shot. And my favorite, full auto.

Leo: Don't let it fool you, those things sting. Like tiny water balloons.

Leo whispered to the camera.

Bobby: Don't let my little sister get one of those.

Gamer Voice: BEGIN!!

Bobby moved slowly as Leo helped him by slowly moving some of the bells. Lincoln blindly fired at the wall.

Lincoln: Come on guys. What's taking you so long? I don't hear any movement.

Bobby and Leo were both carefully moving around the bells. But they moved a strand and Lincoln shot through the tissue paper.

Leo: I thought the tissue paper would hold tougher than that. Last time I shop for wrapping paper at Flips.

Lincoln: Hang on, let's try semi-automatic.

Leo: Oh geez.

Lincoln continued to shoot the tissue paper and one came down letting him see Leo. But Leo looked and saw an old chip bag. Thinking quickly he tore it and made it into a makeshift shield.

Lincoln: Wait, hang on? Are those chips? Where did you get chips at?

Leo: I found 'em.

(Insert: Misirlou by Dick Dale & The Del Tones)

Lincoln held the trigger and orbitz were fired by the dozens. Hitting the chip wrapper like raindrops. It did nothing as Lincoln and Leo laughed.

Bobby: Dude those are coming in hot.

Leo: Just move ya' dingus. I'm distracting him.

Leo whispered as he continued to hold off his brother.

Lincoln: Put the chips down Leo. No power ups for you remember?

Leo however, just laughed as Lincoln kept firing.

Lincoln: I said put it down Leo.

Lincoln continued to shoot automatic.

(End Music)

Leo: Hey Linc, what you fail to realize is that Bobby is so far ahead already.

Lincoln looked and saw some paper shifting.

Lincoln: Nice, but you should've waited for him to cross bro.

Lincoln fired and hit Bobby through the paper.

Bobby: Ow, he hit me on the neck. Dude what the heck, why'd you out me?

Leo: Why'd you freeze up? Ok I got five lives left, you've got four. We can still pull this off.

Lincoln was firing at the last tissue paper wall next to Leo's head.

Lincoln: Hey Leo, I'm putting beans on my toast. With some marmalade on my nachos.

Leo: WHAT KIND OF SICK MONSTER ARE YOU?

Lincoln shot more as Leo and Bobby slowly crawled under. Now they were at the back of the wall with the fireplace and their parents bedroom door.

Lincoln: Okay next up. Tennis balls and... tennis racket.

Leo: Oh geez bro. I forgot this part.

Bobby: How do you forget something like that?

Lincoln hit a tennis ball that shot through the wall. Missing the duo.

Bobby: AHHHH!!

Leo: DUDE MOVE!!

Leo and Bobby ran but a ball made them stop in front of them. Then the parents' bedroom door opened.

Lynn Loud Sr.: Hey guys look I know it's all fun and games, but can you guys try to keep it down just a little.

Leo tried to get his dad to be quiet and duck. But he pulled Bobby down and instead the tennis ball hit their dad square in the gut and sent him back into his room like a cannon ball.

Leo: Ohhh, Linc!! You hit dad on accident.

Lincoln: Oops... sorry dad!!

Their dad groaned. Leo closed the door and he and Bobby kept moving. Leo shoved Bobby forward to go ahead.

Leo: NOTHINGS GONNA STOP US FROM GETTING BOBBY THAT PICTURE LINCOLN!!

Lincoln hit another tennis ball through the wall.

Lincoln: Except me!!

Bobby reached the dining room safe spot.

Bobby: I'M FREE!!

He cheered.

Lincoln: There he is!!

He hit a ball and it went through. But it hit Chunk instead and sent him to the ground.

Leo: Ohhh, pause! Pause! Hang on, you hit Chunk.

Luna: Say what? Hey Chunk you okay?

Leo asked as Bobby helped him up. But Chunk was actually laughing.

Chunk: No worries mates. I've been hit harder.

Leo ran across and avoided getting hit while Lincoln was distracted.

Leo: And that's round 2.

Bobby: *sigh* Okay, that one wasn't too bad. We barely lost any lives that round.

Lori: Boo Boo bear, are you okay?

Lori called upstairs, but was held by Lola and Lana dressed as police officers.

Bobby: No worries babe. I think I'm getting the hang of it.

Lori: Leo I swear if he has to go to the hospital, I'll make sure you join him.

Leo: Relax Sis, we're almost done. Living rooms clear now.

Clyde: On to the final round.

SCENE CHANGE

Round 3 was outside in the front yard by the tree. Except it wasn't set up as a path, but a scattered field of maze walls.

Bobby: Wait? Why does this one look different?

Leo: This one isn't a path Bobby, this one's a maze.

Bobby: Wait... Why?

Leo looked at the camera with Chunk.

Leo: For this final round, Bobby and I are gonna be running through this maze while Lincoln tries to shoot us and take our remaining lives. For this final part of the challenge however... it's all out. Lincoln doesn't need ear plugs, all Bobby and I have to do is make it through with all our lives, reach the photo and make it back with at least one life to win the challenge as a whole.

Lincoln: For this part of the challenge I'll be using ol' reliable, a good old fashioned... paintball gun.

Lincoln showed off the paintball gun and fired a few shots at the tree. Making Bobby jump.

Bobby: Ahh! W-Wait a minute-

Leo: If Bobby and I get hit before we reach the photo, we have to go all the way back and try again. If we reach the photo, then we have to stay and try to get it across.

Bobby: Wait, wait? Do we at least get some armor or something? Those paintballs are gonna hurt.

Leo: Don't worry, I'm not crazy. We both get helmets.

Bobby: And?

Leo: And you better run like your life depends on it.

Bobby: And where's the photo?

Leo: Oh it's in Vanzilla on the other side.

Leo pointed. To Bobby it looked like the van was miles away and he began to sweat.

Bobby: Why did you put it so far?

Leo: Well it wouldn't be much of a challenge if it was easy.

Chunk: Mate it's like twenty steps away. I could make that in my sleep.

Chunk was up on the ladder getting an overhead shot since he didn't need to be ahead of Leo and Bobby for this round.

Bobby: Can I tag him in and I'll hold the camera?

Leo: Yeah sure.

Bobby: Really?

Bobby asked hopefully.

Leo: But if you do then I guess you prove that you don't love my sister enough to risk a few welts for her. And I thought my sister was dating a man, not a crybaby.

Bobby looked back and saw the photo frame. And saw Lori at the living room window looking at him.

Bobby: *sigh* Alright I'll do it. For her.

Leo: There's hope for you yet. Let's go, lover boy. Don't worry I got your back.

Game Voice: FINAL ROUND! BEGIN!

Leo and Bobby didn't move as Lincoln began shooting the paintball gun rapidly. Both were reluctant to move.

Leo: Don't just stand there go.

Bobby: You go he's your brother maybe he'll go easy on you.

Leo: He won't, I told him not to.

Bobby: Why did you say that?

Leo: Cause I want good content.

Leo then darted across behind a wall. Lincoln didn't hit him. Then Bobby screamed and followed. Grabbing onto Leo and holding him for life.

Leo: Stop! Stop! Get off me dude.

A shot hit Bobby on the leg.

Bobby: Ow dang it. He hit my foot.

Lincoln: That's three lives left Bobby.

Leo tried to go behind the wall he was hiding behind, but it was blocked. The only way through was around directly in his brother's line of fire. Bobby was looking over at the starting point.

Bobby: What are you doing?

Leo: I forgot, I blocked that side. We have to actually go around.

Bobby: Then go!

Leo: I can't, I'm too scared.

Bobby: Oh, look who's scared now?

Lincoln fired, but suddenly stopped. It jammed.

Leo and Bobby looked over and were about to move until Lincoln started shooting again.

Bobby: Ah, dang it. I thought he ran out.

Leo: So did I.

Lincoln: Come on bro. You've gotta move sooner or later.

Leo: I can't, my heart is beating fast, I'm gonna have a heart attack here.

Lincoln saw Bobby and took a few shots that went through the wall and hit him twice.

Bobby: OW! OW! I'm already at the start, that doesn't count.

Leo took a chance and made a break, only for Lincoln to hit him and send him tumbling.

Leo: Owww! Dang it. You hit my leg.

Lincoln: That's four lives left bro.

Chunk: Hey Leo, how does it feel mate?

Chunk asked, laughing.

Leo: Owww! Now I remember why I hated this game.

Chunk: Why do all this then mate?

Leo: I do it for the views mate.

Bobby dashed across and made it to Vanzilla, but was hit before he could open the door.

Bobby: Owwww! Come on man! I was already right there. Owwww!

Bobby cried as he went back to the start. Now he had two lives.

Leo had ran and took cover at a wall in the center. Again he ran, but Lincoln fired again, hitting Leo again. This time in the butt.

Leo: Ohhhh- shoot. Owww! That hurts!

Leo fell and rolled on the ground holding his leg. Chunk was laughing and so was Lincoln, Clyde, and the Loud Sisters. Except for Lucy, who was just smiling.

Bobby took a chance and ran again. But Lincoln saw it and hip fired hitting him again.

Bobby: Owww! Seriously, how can you be so accurate? Owwww!

Leo: I shouldn't have shown him duck hunter when he was five. Ohhh, I regret so much right now.

Clyde: That's one life left for lover boy.

Bobby walked up and showed the bruises he was getting on his side.

Bobby: Look at this, I mean seriously look at this? What am I gonna tell my mom when she sees this? Hey mom it's cool, I got this from helping Lori's brothers by being a meat shield?

Chunk: I think I see why Leo asked you to join.

Leo however, used the distraction to sneak by and walk over to Vanzilla. Lincoln was caught off guard and shocked to see Leo got the door open and got the photograph.

Lynn Jr: Alright big bro with the sneak n' steal. Woo hoo!

Lynn Jr. cheered.

Lincoln: Don't forget you still gotta get it across Leo.

Bobby ran again and ducked behind a wall as Lincoln continued to fire.

Leo: Stay low. Stay low. I got an idea.

Leo ran to Bobby and crouched low. But got shot again.

Leo: Owwww! Come on, give me a moment to breathe here.

Leo got up and walked back. Bobby now had the photograph, but stayed crouched as Lincoln fired. In his mind it was like a battlefield in war.

Leo ran and met with Bobby.

Leo: I got an idea. We run together. I'll go in front and if I get hit you just keep going. Just run forward and cross the line.

Bobby: What about you?

Leo: Hey man I just want the pain to end. Besides, I think we got enough material.

Leo and Bobby ran together and like a scene in an action movie they both made it. But Leo was hit one last time.

Leo: OWWWWWW! RIGHT IN THE HAMSTRINGS!! OWWWWW!

Lincoln: And that's it. They won.

The Loud Family was cheering happily and was Chunk and their pets.

Bobby and Leo got up and walked out like they went to war and survived.

Clyde walked up with Lincoln to the two warriors.

Bobby: Owww! I'm gonna be bruised for a week.

Leo: I really hope I don't have to spend Sibling time with Lynn next.

Chunk: Alright mates let's see it. Show us the battle scars.

Leo and Bobby raised their shirts and showed the bruises forming on their torsos.

Bobby: Well, it was painful. But it was worth it. This one's for you babe.

Leo: Well... that's it for us. Thanks for joining us on this special challenge. Shout out to my little brother Lincoln here. Good night.

Leo and Bobby both passed out.

....

After a little editing with some effects and music. And with Leo's approval, Lincoln uploaded the video. The next day at school, all the kids are talking about Lincoln's video.

Female Classmate: Lincoln, your video rocks! You got my vote!

Lance: Man. I forgot how funny and awesome Rektainment was. Your brother can still take a hit.

Female Classmate: And how about Bobby?

Lance: You mean sidekick Romeo? I couldn't stop laughing.

As the kids laugh, Lincoln smiles.

Female Classmate: Not gonna lie though, your brother was kinda cute~!

Lance: You know Lincoln, you're actually kinda lucky to have a brother who put himself through that just to help you out. If my sisters did anything like that, man they would pulverize me.

Lincoln: Yeah. I guess I am.

TIMESKIP

Lincoln came home.

Leo: So how'd it go?

Lincoln: A lot of people saw our video. They loved it... but I was short two votes.

Leo: WHAT?! I DID ALL THAT FOR NOTHIN'?

Lincoln: Not exactly. I did get second place.

Lincoln pulled out a smaller silver film trophy with a giant '2nd' in the middle.

Leo: Well, I guess that's something. Better than bronze I suppose. Still, congrats little bro.

Lincoln: Thanks Leo. Though I still feel guilty for hurting you and Bobby so bad.

Leo was now revealed to be sitting on the couch. Covered in bruises and welts and had ice packs, along with Bobby who had ice packs and bandages. Who was being catered to by Lori. Chunk was also there enjoying a Lynnsagna as they were relaxing in front of the tv with the rest of the Loud Sisters.

Leo: Oh what this? Don't stress Linc, I've been through worse.

Bobby: Yeah. We've been through worse. Owww!

He runs to the case and places the trophy in his spot. But before he left he saw there was another trophy. It was smaller, but saw it had scribbled on it 'Most improved brother.' But looking at Leo's shelf, he saw the old photograph of Leo with his friends. Joey was caucasian with blonde hair, while Bryan was of Aztec descent with black hair. Them and Leo were covered in bruises and welts, but were smiling with joy holding up a trophy like the one Lincoln was trying to win.

Smiling, he went back to the living room. And everyone hugged him.

Lincoln: Sooo, what are you guys watching?

Leo: After making your video, I kinda got a little nostalgic so I thought I'd watch a few of my old Rektainment videos. Next thing I know everyone's joining me and Bobby.

Lincoln looked at the viewers.

Lincoln: Well, I did it. My brother isn't disappointed in me, and helped me avoid a huge disaster with my sisters, and I finally made the case. Sure, it isn't first place. But it's still something. Guess I am lucky to have a brother like Leo who's willing to put himself through so much to help.

Another flatulent sound occurs and the other girls look at Lori suspiciously and in disbelief.

Lori: It was my shoe!

Leo: Sure it was sis.

Rock and roll music ends the episode.

The end.

a/n: Yeah, l know this took a complete 180 compared to the episode. But I wanted to take a different approach with Lincoln learning his lesson and wanted to give him somewhat of an actual W. So I had Leo bust his brother and stop him from embarrassing their sisters and lecturing him, then deciding to help his little brother win the only way he knew how. Plus if you didn't notice, a lot of the set and challenges were inspired by Team Edge. A channel that I loved so much and was heartbroken to see it shut down. So this chapter is a memorandum to an amazing channel that inspired me to go a little more original.

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