(A/N) Sorry for a late update, y'know school lol as the title says, Shit gets real in this Chapter! This chapter takes place the next day!
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"(Y/N), want to go to Grillby's for breakfast?" Sans asks. "Yeah, sure, I'm gonna go put my stuff back at Toriel's house, let her know that you didn't drive me insane." You laugh. He nods, and hands you a paper. "For your number, that way, if you need me, or want to go to Grillby's, I already put my number on here-" he hands you a paper, with a number on it. "Call if you want to go to Grillby's, or if you just want to throw around some bad jokes or puns." He smiles and hands you your stuff. "Run, run! Make sure Toriel isn't too worried about you." He says, pushing you out of the door.
*time skip*
You dial the number Sans gave you, and hear it ring. "Hello?" You hear on the other line. "Hey, Sans, want to come over for a bit?" You ask. You hear him mumble something under his breath. "SANS?! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?" You hear Papyrus say. "(Y/N), Pap" Sans says, asking you to hang on for a few seconds. "DO YOU MEAN THE HUMAN?" Papyrus says. "Yeah, bro it's 'the human'" he says, chuckling, he tells you he would be there in a minute or two. "Okay, see you when you get here, Sans". You say.
**timeskip**
"What's up, (Y/N)?" Sans asks when he knocks on the door. "I don't know, Come on in. Or do you wanna go to Grillby's?" You say. He shrugs and says "Grillby's. We can talk there." He says, nudging you. "Okay, I'll go let Toriel know, okay?" You say, smiling. He nods and follows you to the living room. You go to Toriel, tell her you are going to Grillby's and you walk out, with the 60 gold that Toriel gave you. "Come on let's head to Grillby's." You say, picking up your phone, and walking to the door. "Sans let's go, Some of us are getting 'cold' feet!" You joke. He walks to you and you throw around bad jokes.
**timeskip**
"So, food's on me. Get what you want." You say, taking out the gold. "How about a burger. And some ketchup." Sans says. "Okay. I'll get a burger and a milkshake" you say. Grillby walks over and takes your order. "So Sans. What's it like living with Pap?" You ask. "Pretty good. He doesn't like my bad jokes, but, y'know, he's pretty cool." He says. You gasp and make a fake angry face "How does Papyrus no like teh puns?" You laugh. "I don't know" he laughs at the face you made and you push him from across the table. "One of these days, I will take you and Caitlin here and try and get her to stop being afraid of you." You say. He looks around, and smiles even wider. "Sure it's your treat!" He laughs.
**timeskip**
You eat your food and look up to see Sans, not using the ketchup on his burger, but drinking it."You drink ketchup?" You say. He shrugs and finishes his burger. "Hey, (Y/N), I want to talk to you when we leave." Sans says, finishing the bottle of ketchup he has in his hand. Grillby walks towards you and Sans and tells you your bill is 16 gold (I just picked a random number) and you give him the gold. You walk out, and someone near the door tells Sans "She's a keeper" you try not to laugh, smiling and walking out. "So, (Y/N). Tell me about the surface" he says. You tell him about the restaurants and the comedy clubs, "Cool!" He says when you mention the comedy clubs. "(Y/N)! Get over here!" You hear a familiar voice say. "Shit. Hello Dantè." You say, with a certain disdain. "Dantè? Who's Dantè?" Sans asks. "My 'boyfriend'" you say, putting air quotes around the word boyfriend. "Who are you?!" Dantè yells, storming over to Sans. "My friend. Sans." You say, walking over to them. "(Y/N)! What are you doing down here? You need to be up there!" Dantè says, pointing to the top of the town. "Nah, I like it down here more." You say, gesturing to everything around you. "Move!" He yells, punching you in the face. Staggering back, you notice Sans close his eyes. "Why are you here Dantè." You say, standing up. "Because I want to, (Y/N)." Dantè says. "I'm not (Y/N), I'm (a nickname)." You say, launching at him. Sans opens one eye and you see his one eye is an icy blue. "What are ya gonna do? Punch me?" Dantè laughs. "No, I'll do this." Sans says, as a blue aura surrounds Dantè and he floats up in the air. "Woah time to board Dantè Airlines" you laugh. "Yeah, I guess." Sans chuckles, throwing Dantè to the ground. "MY TURN!" You yell, vaulting towards Dantè. He struggles to stand up, but you punch him back down, and you feel sudden relief of something. "(Y)-(Y/N), What are you doing?" Dantè says, standing up. "I'm doing what's right!" You say, backing off. "(Y/N), want to see something cool?" Sans asks. You smile and nod. Bones shoot out of the ground, all around Dantè. "COOL!" You laugh. "Okay, okay, I'm done!" Dantè says, gasping from dodging the bones. "Good 'cause next time, I wasn't gonna be so nice." You say, walking to Dantè. Kicking him in the knees, you walk away, Sans walking fast to catch up with you.