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This story is an embarrassment and a mess and I don't know why I'm writing it...

Shrek and Ariel were the greatest couple in the land. Everyone loved them and were very excited when Shariel (their ship name) announced they were having a child. When their child was born they named them Grapeolious (whose actually Gerard Way in disguise).  Grapeolious was two when their baby brother was born and they named him Appleham (Mikey Way).  As they got older, Grapeolious started to question their existence but didn't say anything about it. 

Grapeolious decided to go on an adventure to find an egg. Now, this egg wasn't your ordinary easter egg. It was in fact an egg full of ham that was laid by Perry the Platypus. Perry the Platypus can only be found in the land of Doofinshmertz Evil Inc. Doofinshmertz Evil Inc. is guarded by Dr. Doofinshmertz. He is a weird hybrid of a very old Burger King and Phineas. They started to walk out of the swamp. They travelled for hours, until...

Perry was laying on his eggs when Ms. Platypus came along.  She sat down and suddenly a fire started right underneath her.  She was running and screaming, "MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"  Mr. Platypus said, "Well that must mean you are a liar...Is this even a real egg that you have me sitting on?!"

Ms. Platypus said, "Um...No"  She sat down calmly and the fire on her pants went out.

Mr. Platypus was furious.  He then went and ran to the lake, and on his way there, he tripped on a stone and landed in a cavern.  He was barely alive when suddenly a crow picked him up and carried him to the lake.  The crow dropped him in the lake.

Then everyone died...

THE END.