Karma: HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN ARA? HOW LONG

Ara: No time for the intro Used Tampon!

Nagisa: HELLA LONG ARI-

Ara: DON'T SAY MY NAME NAGISA! WE'RE STARTING ASAP ROCKY UP IN THIS BITCH

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"(Y/n)-san, what are you doing outside the classroom?" Nagisa asked. I looked up to see Nagisa, Okajima, Isogai, and Sugino walking towards me.

"Is the new transfer student here?!" Okajima asked a little too sudden. I smirked mischievously and stepped out of the way.

"See for yourself. But with what Karasuma said, 'Don't be surprised of what she looks like.'" I walked in with them and stood next to ATFA.

"What the hell is this?" Sugino asked me. I only replied with a smile as she turned on. (Ara: heh, turned on. Ok I'll stop (never))

"Good morning. I will be joining your class today. My designation is Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery. It's a pleasure to meet you." ATFA greeted. "Nice to see you again (L/n)-san."

"Nice to see you too ATFA." I affirmed as she went away. I looked back at the boys to see them surprised and confused.

~Timeskip brought to you by Erza eating cake!~

"As I'm sure you know, this is your new classmate." Karasuma clarified. I noticed how Karasuma was shaking in anger and quietly laughed at it as he broke the chalk in his hand. "Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery-san, from Norway."

"It's a pleasure to meet you all." ATFA spoke and turned off her screen again. I kept my laughter down until Korosensei couldn't stop laughing which made me burst.

"Don't laugh! You're no better than her!" Korosensei stopped laughing, glaring at me to stop. "Just so you know, she's registered here as a student. She'll be sitting there aiming her guns at you, but under no circumstances may you fight back. You're not permitted to harm any of the students, otherwise (Y/n)-san will kill you. That was the agreement, right?"

"I see. So you're exploiting a loophole in my teaching agreement to call a machine my student. Very well. Welcome to the class Autonomously Thinking Fixed Artillery-san." Korosensei acknowledged.

"Thank you, Korosensei." ATFA thanked.

~Timeskip brought to you by Haru swimming in a bird bath!~

"Now of these three characters here... one of them is already dead." Korosensei explained. Kayano leaned over to Nagisa and me, whispering.

"But how's it going to attack?" Kayano whispered.

"How's what?" Nagisa replied.

"They call it a fixed artillery, but where are the guns?"

"Kayano, Nagisa, get down." I told them as ATFA was loading. They didn't hear me, so I got under my desk, smirking as ATFA opened up and unloaded her rounds all over the room. "She always makes a scene!" I screamed over everyone else yelling.

"Four shotguns and two machine guns. That's a veritable cascade of bullets. But it's just what I've come to expect from my students." Korosensei gloated.

"(L/n)-san, now!" ATFA yelled at me as I got my anti-knife out and ran for Korosensei.

"She's got a deathwish!" Maehara blurted as I tried to land a strike on him.

"And discharging firearms during class is prohibited for safety reasons." Korosensei finished as he batted a bullet away with chalk.

"I will be careful. Preparing to attack." ATFA put away her guns and collected her data as I stood next to the wall. "Recalculating trajectory. Correcting angle. Entering auto-evolution phase 5/28/02."

"Tsk, tsk. Will you ever learn?" I laughed as ATFA brought out her guns again and fired.

"Korosensei, I think it's the other way around." I hinted as he dodged her bullets again only to get his finger blown off by a bullet. The class was surprised as I walked up to Korosensei smiling. "She learns from all of her attacks and reinforces them so they move a little for her targets to think it's the same pattern. The class learns from their mistakes, but do you learn from your own?"

"Left fingertip destroyed. The newly added secondary gun has proven effective. Probability of killing you with the next attack: less than 0.001 percent. Probability of killing you with the attack after that: less than 0.003 percent. Probability of killing you before graduation: greater than 90 percent. Now then Korosensei: resuming attack phase." ATFA affirmed, then continued her attack. "Near misses: two. Confirmed hit. To calculate projected estimates, now adding four main guns and resuming attack."

~Timeskip brought to you by Gray's stripping habits!~

"So... we have to clean this all up?" Maehara concluded at the bullets scattered on the ground.

"How do you know her, (Y/n)-san?" Nagisa asked me as everyone else wanted to know.

"I was her target until Korosensei showed up." I stated, then looked up to see everyone in disbelief.

"How are you even alive?!" Kayano asked.

"Easy. I can't be killed." Everyone was confused as what I said, so I cleared things up for them. "Regular bullets don't work on me like Korosensei, and Anti-bullets don't work on me either."

"Then how can you be killed?!" I pondered that question in thought, but came up empty.

"I don't know yet, maybe you guys can find out for me."

~Timeskip brought to you by BTS!~ (Ara: AY YO LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! Karma: No, not today!)

=Second period=

I got under my desk again after hearing ATFA power up for her next barrage of bullets.

=Third period=

She did the same attack, so I got behind her instead of hiding under the desk. She attacked all day, so we never got to learn anything in class.

~The next day~

I walked in the classroom unable to sleep because of thinking about ways the students can kill Korosensei, but coming up with nothing. The first thing I see is ATFA wrapped up in duct tape and the students paying no mind to it. Feeling crabby as always, I went to my seat and worked on some homework not giving a single care in the world.

"8:29 and 35 seconds AM. All systems go. Power-supply voltage: stable. Operating system: normal. Recording disk: normal. Various device: normal. No unnecessary elements found. Program Start." ATFA interrupted. Not caring about her waking up and accusing Korosensei, I fell asleep blocking out everything until I heard my name. "(Y/n)-san, please help me." I woke up angry at everyone near me which made the room feel tense.

"Are you going to shoot?" I mocked.

"It's my duty to-" I cut her off before she could finish.

"Who gives a shit about 'duty'? (Ara: heh, "duty" (yes, I know I'm a 15 year old with the mind of a 5 year old. Try and judge me, I won't give a single shit about your opinion)) Whenever you shoot at Korosensei, you also have a chance of injuring one of the students, which I suggest you don't, otherwise you get no mercy from me. Either shoot and be destroyed, or sit quietly and live. Your choice, ATFA-san." I probably looked like Karma with my smile.

"And she shows her true colors." Karma joked.

"Zip it, used tampon!"

~Timeskip brought to you by Levi Heichou!~ (Levi: It's Ackerman brat!)

I got into class with Nagisa and Sugino and stood there in shock at what happened to ATFA. She's turned... nice?! "Good morning, everyone!" ATFA greeted. "What beautiful weather we're having!"

"Korosensei, what did you do?!" I screamed at the yellow octopus as he was walking up to us.

"Oh, good morning, Korosensei! Here's to another great day!"

"To help her fit in, I gave her a full-body LCD display as well as body- and uniform-modeling software. I put it together myself for 606,000 yen (around $5,500)." Korosensei explained.

"I'm so happy to be able to spend such a refreshing day with you all!" Is this normal? (Ara: define "normal")

"Add that to her rich expressions and cheerful conversation skills plus the vast amount of software and memory necessary to run it all: another 1,103,000 yen (around $10,000)!" I stood there as the realization hit me. "All I have left in my wallet... is five measly yen!"

"But Korosensei, wasn't your pay dropped down to 200,000 yen (around $1,000)?" Nagisa asked as I put the pieces together.

"Ah, yes... so I took (Y/n)-san's money as she was sleeping..."

"Go die in a hole octopus!" I screamed as I checked my wallet to find it empty.

"Such vulgar words!" Korosensei dramatically fainted onto the ground as I glared at him.

"You're not Tamaki, so grow up!"

~Timeskip brought to you by Tachibana Kanade's decorative wings!~

"The plants in the garden are turning lovely and green. Spring is over, and the approaching summer smells so pleasant!" ATFA announced as everyone was gawking at her.

"She got hella cute overnight!" Okajima whooped.

"That is the Fixed Artillery... right?" Mimura asked.

"Don't be fooled! It's just some program the octopus loaded up! It might act nice, but a machine's a machine. It's still gonna start attacking out of nowhere, the dumb box o' bolts." Terasaka sneered.

"I understand how you feel, Terasaka-san. I was like that. Until yesterday. Box of bolts... I-I don't know what to say." ATFA whimpered, then started crying. I punched Terasaka in the gut, making him fall out of his chair.

"Ow, what the hell (Y/n)-san?!" He looked up to see his own nightmare, me.

"Oops, didn't see you there. Maybe you're the box of bolts Terasaka?" I giggled.

"Why you-"

"Don't worry, everybody. Korosensei taught me the importance of working together. I'll hold off on my own assassination attempts until I have your approval. That way, you'll come to like me." ATFA announced, wiping her tears away.

"So please, be nice to her. Of course... though I may have given her certain upgrades, I didn't lay a tentacle on her killer instincts." Korosensei declared.

"Indeed!" ATFA pulled out her guns on instinct.

"If you want to kill me, I imagine she and (Y/n)-san will prove to be a formidable ally."

"Don't test me Korosensei!" I advised as he caught my knife.

"We'll see about that, (Y/n)-san." Korosensei finished.

~Timeskip brought to you by Maka chops!~

"Now the retina contains long thin rods and short fat what? Sugaya!" Korosensei purred.

"Huh? Me?" Sugaya affirmed.

"Answer without looking at your textbook."

"Yikes! Um..." I watch him look over at ATFA as she had the answer on her thigh. "Er... cones."

"Now hang on, Autonomously Intelligence Fixed Artillery! Don't be slipping him the answer!" Korosensei screamed as I snickered.

"But sir, you programmed me to give perks to my fellow students!" ATFA explained.

"Cheating is not a perk!"

"Oh come on Korosensei, she didn't know!" I argued.

"Yeah Korosensei, cut her some slack!" Karma added.

"Unacceptable!" I stood up as Korosensei denied her cheating.

"Karma, you get the left and I'll get the right." I declared running towards him with a knife.

"Don't tell me what to do." Karma boasted but still ran to the back and started emptying his rounds. (Ara: are they actually teaming up or am I just dreaming? Nagsia: I must be dreaming too...)

I charged at Korosensei, dodging Karma's bullets while trying to land a strike at his heart.

"Too slow!" Korosensei boasted as he tripped me, letting my body fall like a graceful peacock trying to fly.

"Oww, Korosensei, you're an ass!" I he lifted me up, before backing away into the back corner.

"Did my prank work?" Karma asked. I turned to him with a devilish smirk.

"Let's find out." I revealed the empty test tube up my sleeve.

"What did you do?!" Nagisa ran up to me and grabbed the tube looking it over. "What is this?"

"Helium." We all looked at Korosensei in anticipation as he crouched in the corner.

"(L/n)(Y/n) and Akabane Karma..." I felt his bloodlust radiating off of him in waves. "What have you done to me?!" He turned around and-

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Ara: Sorry peeps but I am tired as fuck and yes, I did just leave this bitch on a cliffhanger

Karma: why do you do this to your readers?!

Ara: you go make a fanfiction from an anime that's 2 seasons with life and school knocking on your door every 5 minutes and then get back to me! *bows to reader* I am very sorry, but I'll update next week (plz don't kill me yet)

Nagisa: it's ok Ara-chan!

Ara: *tears up* please be as forgiving as Nagisa, but I'll see you next semi chapter! Bai bai~