Ara: let me address a few things before we start. First, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE 800 READS EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW THIS IS A SHITTY BOOK! Okay second, when was the last time I updated?

Karma: LONG ASS TIME AGO

Nagisa: HELLA LONG

Ara: shit... to make up for it I'll update 2 chapters on the same day

Karma: Nagisa, bet you $5 she won't

Nagisa: Karma that's low! I'll go $15!

Korosensei: come on, you can do better than that! I'll bet $50 and my porn collection!

Okajima: I'll bet my favorite porn magazine and $20!

Kayano: I'll bet $50 plus a chocolate pudding!

Chicken nugget: okay, but you'll eat your words!

Ara: Isogai... just start the episode *grabs 2 large slushees, 5 boxes of pocky and sour patch kids* (psst, Lollipop0928 I got the stuff)

Isogai: okay... the lovely Author and her amazing editors do not own Assassination classroom/ ansastu kyoushitsu! Did I do well?

Ara and chicken nugget: such a man! Start the episode!

WARNING: this chapter literally goes 0-100 real quick (you'll be running and then all of a sudden, seducing Okajima and Maehara either  with your boobies or butt (depends on the cup size) I am concerned about my mental health after reading a fivesome and someone comments "COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!" And then straight after, writing this book because of the 800 reads and my editor is on my ass about being late sooo, I'm going to update these two chapters and go rethink my life for a few days... wish me luck!

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"First you take the Earth, if you'd so be inclined.

Put a nice, big red bean in Tokyo, just like that.

And another one in Sichuan, China, easy as can be.

Now fly from Dubai to Hawaii, leaving contrails across the sky as you go.

Fly back to Dubai but a different arc, passing the Philippines on the way.

And then!

Fly north and south between Hawaii and and Dubai, changing direction every twenty-five degrees.

That's how you draw Korosensei!"

~timeskips are expressing how done a writer is~

I got into the huge bath with Korosensei, relaxing after a long day (Ara: you're not naked with him, just in a swimsuit.) I closed my eyes for just a second and he already made a bubble bath with the water. "WHAT THE HELL KOROSENSEI?!" Before I could question it further, okajima, sugino, nagisa, rio, and yada walked into the bath.

"Ah, hello, students." Korosensei blissfully said.

"Why a bubble bath?" Sugino asked.

"You're not allowed to add things into the bath." Nagisa stated.

"This is my mucus. It raises a nice, brisk lather and deep cleans stubborn dirt." Korosensei notified.

"That body of yours does it all." Sugino stated. Please don't see me in this bath...

"(Y/n)-san? What are you doing in the men's bath?" Nagisa asked.

"Uhh... I got dragged into here by him." I replied nonchalantly.

"But you slipped up. We're between you and the exit. When you get out, you'll have to pass by us. We might not be able
to kill you, but we will see you naked!" Rio declared, pulling a anti knife from her clothes.

"I teacherly object!" Korosensei yelled, bringing the whole bath up into a jello.

"WHAT THE HELL?! I'M STILL IN HERE!" I screamed, trying to pull myself out.

"Jellied broth?!" Rio yelled in disbelief.

"Oh, dear. I'm starting to feel a tad cold. Off I go then!" Korosensei joked.

"Don't you dare Korosensei!" I yelled, trying to get out before he did the impossible. And then he did it. He fit through the damn window like butter, leaving the students confused in the men's bath.

"Hey (Y/n)-san, want to know who's the cutest in our class based by the guys?"

"I'm listening..." before I knew it, we were outside the boys' room, fully in bathrobes, taking notes.

"So they think kanzaki's the cutest?" Korosensei wrote down everything they were saying.

"Why would Karma pick Okuda just for that reason?" Korosensei opened the closet door letting all the guys see us as soon as they said it was only between them.

"Evening, students."

"H-Hey guys..."

"Aha. I see." Korosensei still wrote in his book as they saw us.

"Korosensei... now is not the time..." I whisper-shouted to him. After he was done writing, we slowly closed the door like nothing happened. "KOROSENSEI WE GOTTA GO NOW!" I yelled as he swiftly grabbed me and ran in Mach 20.

"They were there the whole time?!" Sugino asked.

"Kill them!" Maehara yelled as they were chasing us.

"Nabbing this data is exactly what my ultra high speed is for!" Korosensei told me as we were still running.

"LESS LAUGHING MORE RUNNING! I GOTTA TELL THE GIRLS!" I screamed.

"Don't you dare (Y/n)!" All of the boys yelled still running after us.

We walked into the girls room just as Miss Bitch was going to tell the girls about her sex life. "Don't mind us." Korosensei whispered, ushering Miss Bitch to go back to the story.

"Kororsensei, let's blow this popsicle stand! Girls, if you really want to know so bad, it's just her fucking guys so old she can call them dad." (Ara: why did I laugh so hard when writing this part?) Korosensei and I walked out of the girls room when we ran straight into the guys who looked like they hunting rabbits. (Ara: *sighs* please let there be someone on Wattpad who knows this loony toons reference...)

"GET THEM!" Isogai yelled, making now everyone chase us.

"Korosensei, they probably want you more than me, but to be even, I'll take both of the men's and girl's data you collected. Don't worry, they're in safe hands." Before he could deny it, I grabbed both of them and went down another hallway where I was greeted by Karma and Nagisa.

"Hey (Y/n)-chan~, what's that?" Karma cooed and pointed to Korosensei's books in my hand.

"Nunya."

"Nunya what?"

"Nunya business Bakabane!" I taunted, which gave Korosensei some time.

"Don't make me force you (Y/n)-chan~"

"If you want these books, you're going to have to pry them out of my cold, dead, hands." I looked him dead in the eye, and stuffed them down my robes. (Ara: OOH SHIT YOU BETTER GIVE UP NOW BOI WHILE YOU STILL ALIVE!)

"GET (Y/N)! SHE HAS KOROSENSEI'S PERVERTED BOOKS AND INFO!" Karma yelled across the whole hotel, which put me in a terrible spot for survival out of this.

"YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS KARMA! I BET THAT'S WHY THEY SAY KARMA'S A BITCH!" I took off in a mad dash after seeing some of the boys run straight for me.

"How did she get them?! AFTER HER!" Isogai commanded the class like a perfect general so much it was scary. I thought everyone was behind me until I saw Miss Bitch blocking the way with the rest of the girls.

"Are you kidding me?! Sorry if I hit anyone!" I yelled and leaped over the blockade like I was running from the cops. I dived rolled and then got straight back up still running.

"WHAT THE HELL IS SHE?!" I heard everyone scream behind me. Thinking I was in the clearing, I slowed down by a hallway, catching my breath. Okajima and Maehara snuck up behind me and caught me before I could run.

"Where are the books, (Y/n)-san?" Maehara asked. I thought it was over until I realized something. They made the worse perverts go get the books! I can escape!

(Ara: I don't even know what I was thinking on this next paragraph. Sorry you have to edit this, Chicken Nugget-chan... for I haved sinned (bish, I've sinned a long time ago watching some nasty ass shit on the dark web) I need a moment to rethink my life choices after publishing this...)
"They're in my robes touching my boobs..." using Miss Bitch's learning, I was seducing them without trying. "Please be gentle getting the book~" I saw them look down before Okajima fainting from a nosebleed. Maehara gulped, before slightly touching me which made me moan slightly. I opened my eyes to see both of them unconscious with blood everywhere. Using this time, I took a picture for blackmail later and ran off to look for Korosensei. (Ara: blackmail is some good shit once you've done it to someone you hate (but you didn't hear that from me...))

I stood outside Karasuma's room seeing him typing on the computer with Korosensei eating a red-bean bun. "You probably won't talk about it, anyway." Karasuma mumbled.

"You're a wise man, Karasuma-sensei." Korosensei acknowledged. "Even when traveling, it is most uncouth to ask after the number of one's appendages." Deciding not to interfere in their conversation, I placed the books by the door and went to bed, thinking about how this is only just the beginning of our crazy class.

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Ara: ok, one down!

Karma: you better hurry and start it then, next episode is a long one.

Ara: you're right! Used tampon end it!

Karma: please R&R and- wait, did you just call me used tampon?!

Ara: you answered to it, so yes, yes I did. See you later!~